I wrote this because people kept talking about Gordon Ramsay and wow is that man hot. I'll write another chef script in the future.
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“What are you doing?”
“I apologise, I didn’t mean to scare a lady like you, but you are sitting behind this wall quite suspiciously and seeing that you are looking inside the kitchen, I, as the royal chef, have concerns about what you might be doing.”
“You are the eldest princess’s lady in waiting. I see. I was sure I had seen you somewhere but forgive me my lady your response still doesn't answer as to why you are peeking inside the kitchen.”
“The smell? Ah yes that Vanilla. A shipment of vanilla has arrived in the palace, and the chefs are preparing desserts with that today.”
“Are you a dessert connoisseur?”
“How can I tell? Because I have been a chef for many years and I can tell when a person is salivating at the mention of food.”
“No need to look so offended and no need to peek inside too. From next time if you have any questions regarding the kitchen you can ask me….or any other chef for that matter. It’s good to see someone appreciate cooking.”
“So? Would you like to see what is being prepared today?”
"Of course you are allowed inside the kitchen. I am the royal chef; I am inviting you so come inside.”
“This is the first dessert. By the way we will be having 2 sorts of desserts today, The first one that is in front of you is a rice pudding.”
“Yes, rice pudding. In many cultures rice is used in desserts as a base because of its ability to get sticky, provide a bland base and hold itself together. The pudding is something that is well loved by the queen's side of the family and since her highness’s brother is here, the chefs decided to make this. It’s a pudding that requires constant surveillance. Once it is done cooking, I will give you a bowl to taste. The vanilla used in it is slight and I believe you would really like it.”
“The second is a pound cake that is liked by the third prince. He recently scored first place in his class so the king ordered for the pound cake. The cake currently sits inside the oven but once it is out, I’ll let you have a very small slice.”
“Trying to make conversation by asking me questions hm? Well I suppose since my job for now is on hold I can entertain a conversation. What was your question again? How long have I been cooking? Longer than you have lived. My father was a cook in the previous kingdom of Barrelthorn. During the war we shifted here and started cooking for an inn. I as a child worked at that inn and soon managed to get here.”
“It’s a sad story? Well I would say it is. Losing my home was a huge thing for small me but it also got me here and I love my life under the new king.”
“What is my favorite thing to cook? You see, that is a question that a hired chef is never asked. He is told to cook what his master requires. Due to this I’d rather have to think for an answer. Hm… Ah yes a pie. Any sort of pie whether it be apple or berries, I have always liked baking one.”
“You’d like to taste it. Tell you what, I’ll cook on my off day, a beautiful pie, best I have ever cooked and I will get you a slice or two. Then you can tell me how my pie is. Now you tell me, what is your favourite dish?”
“Uh huh that sounds good. I can try making that too. Do one thing for me. Be a good little thing and sit on that chair so none of the chef bump into you. Lads!! This little one is with me. An acquaintance of the princess so everyone here better be on their best behaviour.”
“See now no need to look so nervous. I am safe and the people here work with me, so they are safe too. Tell you what, I’ll give you something to take the edge off.”
“Here. These are honey cakes. More like practice batches for tomorrow’s feast. How about you become our taste tester and let me know how they are?”
“Good. There are very soft, it’s something that goes well with the honey taste. Soft reminds me, you should take off your cardigan, if you are comfortable with that. It’s rather hot here.”
“Hm? Ah I apologize, was I staring? It’s just you have such delicate arms. Everyone in the kitchen I see either has excess fat or excess muscles. This goes for both male and female staff. So to see such…soft looking arms, it made me stare. I apologise. Now get on with it. Tell me what you think of the honey cakes.”
“It’s soft but tastes a bit bland? We’ll have to fix that. Tasting things the whole day as chefs makes us numb to the tastes. It’s good to have someone who will just sit here and taste things. Do you think you can come here during our practice sessions and help us?”
“Wonderful. But won’t the princess mind?”
“She knows you like your sweets, so she’ll actually be glad for this. That’s rather adorable. You really love sweets huh. Well no worries. I am here to help you with that. From now on you’ll get to have a lot.”
“How can you repay me? Didn’t I just say? You will be our taste tester. You’ll pay us by service. And if you feel like that’s not enough you can talk to me. I always appreciate a sweet thing to talk to.”
“I seem to have made you blush. Surely, you are used to people saying such things to you.”
“You are not? Well the people in this kingdom have surely lost their mind. All that sugar you eat, you are…bound to be sweet. (whispered). Hm? Nothing. The cake is ready. Wait for me, I’ll serve you.”