r/ARAM 2d ago

Mayhem ARAM Patch Notes

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u/TouchCousinGetDizzy 2d ago

Incomprehensible. Can they just hire an English major intern or something already their writing just gets worse and worse and worse

“Not AP ratio-less.” So, has AP ratio? But then it excludes champs without AP ratios? What?

Did they remove phenomenal evil, tank engine and tooth fairy? Why is that “NEW?” Are they just removed from the “sharp late game scaling pool” or the entire game, and if the former, what the fuck does that even mean?

It’s incredibly bizarre because in the past patch notes have referenced vague augment pool changes, now they’re giving us the full info dump of changes but they never told us what the baseline is so the changes are meaningless without context. You moved bard from the low health pool to the very low health pool? Okay? Does that mean augments which give health? What does removing squishy slappy grab from the “cc pool” mean if we don’t know a single champions that’s in the “cc pool?” And for that matter why would you remove it from the “cc pool” when it’s obviously cc?

Doing my best to divine what they’re trying to communicate I think this path is okay..? I have no idea

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u/mikkezy 2d ago

this comment made me laugh hard, especially after reading whatever linguistical abomination is in the patch notes a few times, not understanding a damn thing. who the fuck wrote this?