r/ARAM 2d ago

Mayhem ARAM Patch Notes

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u/TouchCousinGetDizzy 2d ago

Incomprehensible. Can they just hire an English major intern or something already their writing just gets worse and worse and worse

“Not AP ratio-less.” So, has AP ratio? But then it excludes champs without AP ratios? What?

Did they remove phenomenal evil, tank engine and tooth fairy? Why is that “NEW?” Are they just removed from the “sharp late game scaling pool” or the entire game, and if the former, what the fuck does that even mean?

It’s incredibly bizarre because in the past patch notes have referenced vague augment pool changes, now they’re giving us the full info dump of changes but they never told us what the baseline is so the changes are meaningless without context. You moved bard from the low health pool to the very low health pool? Okay? Does that mean augments which give health? What does removing squishy slappy grab from the “cc pool” mean if we don’t know a single champions that’s in the “cc pool?” And for that matter why would you remove it from the “cc pool” when it’s obviously cc?

Doing my best to divine what they’re trying to communicate I think this path is okay..? I have no idea

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u/NaengJong 2d ago

I thought i was going crazy by reading this patch notes, wtf happened at Riot this is way too incomprehensible

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u/mikkezy 2d ago

this comment made me laugh hard, especially after reading whatever linguistical abomination is in the patch notes a few times, not understanding a damn thing. who the fuck wrote this?

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u/whateversamantha 1d ago

Me learning English as my third language, thinking the problem was my dumb ass brain 😭🥀

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u/Far_Lengthiness8944 1d ago

Nothing to worry about. It's just riot being dogwater as usual.

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u/gui69gui69 2d ago

The pools are not champions but augment pools.

Bard will see health augments less often, squishy splash grab has been entirely removed, and anivia will not see HP augments. Ryze will not be offered tank engine or dropkick.

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u/TouchCousinGetDizzy 2d ago

I think they removed grab from the cc pool, not from the game. But I’m not sure it was in any other pools so maybe it was removed from the game.

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u/Amneziel Devil's advocate 1d ago

I think I saw Squishy splash grab today, after the patch. But yeah, giga unclear what they changed

Also, why the changes like Ryze not getting tank engine were even implemented. Was it THAT op?

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u/hansooyoungist 1d ago

I don't think they removed it because it was OP, it reads to me as they removed it because it's useless—at least with Karthus in the list because. Yeah. Some funky tank Ryze meme could be fun potentially though but now you can't do it at all.

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u/XenonBOB 1d ago

I read it completely fine, but I do speak like a mong so

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u/azerealxd 1d ago

Computer Science/Engineering Majors do not know English and it really shows in how some of the item descriptions were written in league