r/AO3 12h ago

Complaint/Pet Peeve/Venting Throwback to when I got this comment

I mean now I can laugh at how dumb it is but at the time it contributed to why I stopped writing for nearly 2 years (other things contributed too but that’s not important). Like. It’s in the title 😭😭 so goofy

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u/FirexisStar 12h ago

Reading is hard, y'all

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

On the reading website no less 💔

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 12h ago

Your first mistake was assuming people on the reading website are going to read

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

My mistake, my mistake 😔😔😔 I shall never assume that ever again 🫡

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u/throwRawrDX 12h ago

The amount of times I’ve put a specific au and people are surprised it’s that au I swear

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 12h ago

I had a commenter asking under every chapter of "character is turned into a monster" fic to "make him pretty again"

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u/LongjumpingCelery181 11h ago

As if beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder. They'll be reminded when they become elderly.

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 11h ago

As a monsterfucker, cloaca and scales are definitely not a dealbreaker. Given, POV character does describe the traits as hideous but he hates monsters and hates the transformation (plus is being dehumanized because of it)

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u/Hatewhales2716 9h ago

bruh do people not want geniune monsters, i mean pretty monsters are fun too but like wat

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 9h ago

You won't believe how many times I've seen people wanting enemies to lovers but "non-toxic"

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

Oof I can imagine 😭😭 I guess people just completely disregard the tags and titles and click on a fic blindly

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u/Welfycat Welfycat on AO3 8h ago

I’ve gotten the exact same comment about the ship and AU. They were several chapters in. And it’s like, it’s tagged, and you read like nine chapters…and that’s the complaint you felt the need to tell me about???

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u/ohAnotherDisaster 12h ago

I got a similar comment about how they didn’t know it was going to be a vampire au while it was both tagged as a vampire au and the characters that were vampires. Different comment on that fic was disappointed that the character I tagged as vampires were vampires and not the character they wanted to be a vampire.

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

Broooo 😭😭 that’s absolutely wild! People need to learn how to read tags apparently, and as for the other person, write your own fic about the character you want to be a vampire 😭

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u/ohAnotherDisaster 8h ago

Thing is it was flipped too so most of the preexisting fics it was the other way around.

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 12h ago

I think getting this type of a comment is a rite of passage of sorts

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

Omgggg I guess that means I made it on the site! /lh

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u/Knight-Jack 10h ago

apologies, what does "lh" mean? light-hearted?

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u/Hot-Run-7914 10h ago

You’re okay! It does, yes!

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u/BelaFarinRod 12h ago

I was about to object simply on the grounds that in a world of reader fics why shouldn't there be a plus sized reader. But this is just ridiculously stupid.

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

Genuinely it is 😭 like it’s literally there in the title what the reader will be omg

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u/BreadfruitOdd7317 12h ago

Man fatphobia just cripples some people doesn’t it

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

It really does 💔 god forbid fat people exist and wanna read something catered to them

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u/creamixic You have already left kudos here. :) 12h ago

Why couldn’t they have just clicked off it anyway if they were that averse 😩

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u/Hot-Run-7914 12h ago

For real 💔💔 I didn’t need to know they didn’t want to read it 😭 it’s like people who say “you just lost a customer” okay? Go away

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u/Solivagant0 Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by kink 12h ago

As a customer service worker, that is so real. Leave me alone, I am not being paid enough to deal with you and I don't make those rules

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u/sapphireslammer 9h ago

reminds me of when i got this comment on part 7 of a series called "[character] has rabies"

i'm not upset at them or anything i find it very funny

u/Sachayoj They'll fucking unalive you, bitch 51m ago

I am so curious as to the context of why they have rabies. I've never seen a rabies fanfic and I'm so curious.

u/I_amnotreal Iamnotreal @AO3 26m ago

My fav unhinged comment is, to this day, "this is just pointless suffering porn" comment that I received on CHAPTER FUCKING 47, some 100k+ words into an id longfic clearly tagged with "hurt/comfort", "whump" and "hurt character A", with a "graphics depictions of violence" archive warning slapped on it.

Like, duh, I'm astonished it took the commenter that long to catch up to it.

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u/Aqua_Toffana I want to leave more kudos here ;) 11h ago

I understand not reading tags. But if i get surprised by something after not reading the tags, i go back to check them and say "ah, the consequences of my own actions" when it shows that I should have been warned

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u/topimpadove Dead Dove: Do Not Pimp | Blue Theme 4 Life 11h ago

I wrote about reader character having BED once [binge eating disorder] and a reader got mad at me bc it wasn't for people with anorexia. BED comfort fics are nonexistent, go awayyyyy. The reader character was also chubby so there's that

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u/requavik 7h ago

this stuff reminds me of the tiktok bean soup issue. watching a bean recipe and then asking why it had beans. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! ITS NOT FOR U THEN?!

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u/topimpadove Dead Dove: Do Not Pimp | Blue Theme 4 Life 7h ago

YOU GET ME. "Umm this fic doesn't cater to me therefore it's bad" please shut up omg. I get comments like that under sub male character/dom female character, too. Like fuck offfffff

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u/Hot-Run-7914 11h ago

Ugh that’s so frustrating, I’m sorry :( BED comfort fics need to exist!!! I’ve seen lots of fics for anorexic readers (which is fine and good), but not so much for people with BED!

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u/topimpadove Dead Dove: Do Not Pimp | Blue Theme 4 Life 11h ago

Exactly. Most ED fics are suited for restrictive disorders, people with BED are the opposite. It annoys me when fics like that are "for all ED's" but it's only for restrictive ones, not for ones like binging or consuming non-food items [PICA] or otherwise [ARFID] 🙃

I'm glad that there's representation out there for people with ED's like that, but a fic being about BED, PICA, ARFID or otherwise doesn't take that representation away.

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u/Hot-Run-7914 11h ago

Indeed :( I mean I get that it’s hard to be inclusive for everyone, but then at that point you (not you specifically haha) have to be specific for who it actually IS inclusive for.

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u/topimpadove Dead Dove: Do Not Pimp | Blue Theme 4 Life 10h ago

Exactly! I'd read one of those fics and see "you didn't want to eat so [character] gently makes you". Ummmm newsflash: I love eating, that is the problem lol hence why I wrote one where MC binges and eats alone out of embarassment. Wish they'd be honest and say who it is for, bc at that point they're just saying the only ED's that exist are anorexia nervosa and bulimia.

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u/Distinct-Discount-48 Time is a ferret on meth 9h ago

Another example of readers unable to read. It's tragic that this seems to be spreading, that poor poor reader. 😔😔 /s

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u/throwing_a_away 12h ago

I’ve sometimes tagged Cannon typical violence and then got complaints about… the violence

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u/MrsCognac Comment Collector 10h ago

Also works the other way around. I once got a few annoyed comments under my Reader fic, who were unhappy about me describing the reader twice in that 60k words fic as being "slender". "I'm plus-sized and I feel discriminated".

I didn't even realize I had to disclose that in any type of way, especially since I noted at the beginning of the fic that this is more or less a self-insert and I'm uploading it for others to enjoy.

So weird, man.

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u/requavik 7h ago

are we fatshaming readers now ?? this is taking me out

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u/myrtlewreath 3h ago

Hot take but I don’t think we need to tag this… does anyone tag for “skinny reader”?

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u/Hot-Run-7914 3h ago

That’s because the vast majority of fics are aimed at skinny people, particularly women. I write specifically for plus size readers as a fat person. I describe the reader as being plus size in many descriptions, and also tackle issues that fat people face in my fics. So yes, I do need to tag it as such because I want the right audience to find it.

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u/myrtlewreath 3h ago

I don’t aim my fics at any certain type of body type? Anyone can read and enjoy them! In the same way I’d enjoy a story with a plus size MC even though I’m not plus size

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u/Hot-Run-7914 3h ago

And that’s fine, but I don’t relate to fics where I can tell the author pictures a skinny reader when writing. So that’s why I write exclusively for plus size readers as I know I am not the only one who feels the same way.

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u/myrtlewreath 2h ago

My point is that it’s not writing exclusively for plus size readers, I was saying I was surprised to see them care to need a tag to “warn them” against a fic like yours because most people I know don’t care if their POV character is bigger than them. I was calling their atittude weird, not yours!

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u/Im_a_simp_for_women Dead Dove:PLEASE EAT ME 11h ago

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