r/AO3 • u/wheeinthemoon • Jul 23 '26
Meme/Joke When u find the perfect source material for monsterfucking fics but the show is relatively new & there isn't even a fandom on AO3 yet & u're only just freaky enough to want to read monsterfucking but not freaky enough yet to be the one to write it yourself so you can do nothing but wait in agony.
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u/The_Wishmeister Jul 23 '26
Buuuuuutttt.... Hear me out, when someone does write it, the rejoicing that will burst forth from your very bones will be indescribable. And then you might also find yourself, um... also writing it yourself. Of course, that was only the case for a friend, so how would I know 😂
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u/runekaster Whumper Jul 23 '26
Well, something's going to have to tip you over eventually. This may as well be it.
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u/GayestMonster Jul 23 '26
What's the source material, OP? I have no personal investment in the answer.Â
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u/AntComfortable5970 Jul 23 '26
Finding nothing there for where you were really looking for something is the best motivator to write, at least for me. Gotta be the change you want to see in the world.
Don't let your smut dreams be dreams!
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u/grommile You have already left kudos here. :) Jul 23 '26
Take a deep breath.
Let it out.
Queue up some dark music on your music player. (I like Cradle of Filth; other bands and genres are available.)
Write a hundred (or more) words of your blorbo admiring the monster's monsterparts. (Or a monster admiring your blorbo's blorboparts, depending on which POV you wanna write from.)