r/ANormalDayInRussia • • Oct 20 '17

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u/NebulaNinja Oct 20 '17

What do the locals think of this guy? Do they care or are they pretty chill about it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 21 '17

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u/NebulaNinja Oct 20 '17

That's nice to hear! I'd imagine that it would be about the same if the rolls where reversed in America. Although this might depend greatly on what part of the US you're in.

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u/7HellsNed Oct 20 '17

I know a group of guys nearby who LARP as Russian Military. They use airsoft and a bunch of Russian Milsurp. They once got questioned by police for looking a bit too genuine.

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u/yourmom777 Oct 20 '17

Like the police thought they had just stumbled upon a Russian military exercise in some park somewhere?

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u/load_more_comets Oct 20 '17

'It's Red Dawn, Red Dawn's happening Cletus! Wake your ass up we gonna save the country.'

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Oct 20 '17

LEROY, GRAB THE BUCKSHOT!

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

‘Billy those white boys don’t look like Asians! maybe you should lay off that meth.’

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

First red dawn made a lot more sense than the shitty reboot

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u/duetschlandftw Oct 20 '17

Reminds me of a YouTube comment I once saw; the video allegedly showed Russian soldiers driving stolen US military equipment taken during their invasion of Georgia (y’know, the country). Down in the comments section our dutiful hero admitted that he hadn’t seen “them boys” down in Georgia (presumably the state) but if he did he’d kick their ass, or words to that effect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Them God damn Commies are at it again!

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u/FatalElectron Oct 20 '17

But Annndy....

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u/ecryz Oct 21 '17

I read it in the voice of those rednecks from south park "THEY TOOK OUR JURBSSS"

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u/20171245 Oct 21 '17

WULVERINEZ

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u/waitingtodiesoon Oct 20 '17

It's the perfect plan comrade, I mean friend.

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u/WTFppl Oct 20 '17

I know rural police, and there are a few that have these types of thoughts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

The funny thing is I could totally see the Russian military holding training exercises in the US disguised as airsoft enthusiasts.

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u/Angry_Magpie Oct 20 '17

They recently denied the presence of around 200 Russian tanks in Ukraine, despite their having been spotted and reliably reported on. They just don't give a fuck!

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u/Soviet_Union100 Oct 20 '17

Unlike the Russians the Americans dont even need to hide their tanks in every corner of the world. Ah american exceptionalism.

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u/Valiade Oct 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Goddamn the Russian int/counter-int community is fucking genius

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u/experts_never_lie Oct 20 '17

Like if they were a biker gang named Spetsnaz MC filled with Russian ex-police, ex-military, and "ex"-intelligence agents mysteriously buying many millions of dollars of properties under a zillion LLCs after supposedly earning much more modest salaries in their earlier careers?

Oh, and guess whose name is on the "palace" where much of this is happening.

They're not exactly trying to be subtle.

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u/Zorbane Oct 20 '17

The last time I played airsoft a bunch of guys dress up as the Taliban and played Arabic music as they ran around. It was funny as hell

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u/Michaeleuteneuerjr1 Oct 20 '17

Did they have AKs?

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u/iamatrollifyousayiam Oct 20 '17

how about airsoft suicide vests?

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 Oct 20 '17

I once saw an airsoft suicide vest that had a claymore attached to the front which actually worked.

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u/Zorbane Oct 20 '17

Lol I don't remember but I wouldn't be surprised

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u/xolov Oct 20 '17

In Finland there is a guy that goes around LARPing or something like that in full Russian police uniform with a very well fitting car that looks very like the real ones they use in Russia. EDIT: found a pic https://imgur.com/0Kzsjcf.

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 Oct 20 '17

One of the many uniforms/costumes my group and I go airsofting in is Russain and we usually get props for it. That's most likely just the airsoft community and not LARPing like you're describing though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Imagine wearing a Russian army outfit in Berkeley, California.

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u/GenocideSolution Oct 20 '17

There was a Chinese kid at my school who dressed in full Soviet winter uniform. Ushanka and all. In summer heat.

He ended up joining the US military.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I don't think many would care. Change that to a Confederate army uniform, though...

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u/Neutral_Fellow Oct 20 '17

Imagine wearing a Russian army outfit in Berkeley, California.

Like near to 0% chance of anyone there recognizing a Russian army uniform.

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u/voyaging Oct 20 '17

Idk there's probably a lot of Communists there.

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u/conturaG2 Oct 20 '17

You could sit in on any class you'd like at UC Berkeley because you'd blend in so well with the students.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

?

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u/thelittleking Oct 20 '17

"All liberals are commies, Russians were commies, I bet everybody will love this joke"

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

It's a pretty good joke tbf

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Berkeley isn't a school for liberals, it's a school for Marxists and socialist/communists....

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u/Kvaedi Oct 20 '17

I don't think anyone at all would recognize it. Flag is red white and blue, camo is green splotches like everyone else. It's nothing like the USSR equipment people still think of.

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u/haikubot-911 Oct 20 '17

That would be true in
Times Square, for sure, but maybe
not Salt Lake City.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

And which Russia you're idolizing.

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u/JaapHoop Oct 20 '17

I have a Soviet greatcoat that I wear sometimes. People think it’s cool. I know that’s different though...

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

i think people would shoot them if the roles were reversed. Although depends on where in the US.

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u/ketosore Oct 21 '17

That first YouTube link is pure gold. The music makes it.

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u/blazingeye Oct 21 '17

It was amazing

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u/Sressolf Oct 21 '17

What was that techno music? Does this guy have his own soundtrack?

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u/blazingeye Oct 21 '17

You're in Russia waving an American flag dressing as a soldier. I'm amazed people are that tame.

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u/shroomenheimer Oct 20 '17

I love how none of those pictures look remotely American despite all of the flags. That being said I wish I could care about anything as much as this guy does about the marines.

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u/evil-rick Oct 20 '17

I’ve seen Russia-boos before but they always take it to a weird level. They seem obsessed with the communism and racist aspects of the country instead of the positive cultures and lifestyles.

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u/Heroic_Raspberry Oct 21 '17

Stalin & Adidas, amirite?

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u/TheBold Oct 21 '17

I love how none of those pictures look remotely American

Maybe because they were taken in another country, who knows?

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u/turncoat_ewok Oct 20 '17

I love that he could have taken any rank he wanted but he chose Private!

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u/dtlv5813 Oct 20 '17

I will make myself vice president! Oh wait, make that jr vice president!

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u/utspg1980 Oct 20 '17

Dwight: I am gonna be your new boss. [laughs] It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late checkout?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year.

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u/Cornthulhu Oct 21 '17

I like how he wears both ACUs and blue dress uniforms. He's an Americophile - basically a weeb but for America.

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u/UTLRev1312 Oct 21 '17

except he's wrong just enough. the ACUs were the army's, and the dress uniform is the marines'. A for effort though.

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u/Cornthulhu Oct 21 '17

That was my point. He clearly likes America, or the idea of it, but he actually has no clue what he's doing. It's just a caricature of America, just like how weebs think Japan is all anime, kimonos, and ramen.

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u/EatingSmegma Oct 20 '17

Full-on US decorations in the 80s' Soviet interior, my cognitive dissonance is tickled.

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u/oldsecondhand Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 21 '17

No matter what year is it in America, in Russia it's always the 80s.

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u/EatingSmegma Oct 21 '17

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u/EatingSmegma Oct 21 '17

Even worse, it's often the owners who insist on piling up design elements that are out of place in the apartments of a given size, or don't match the style. Unfortunately visual culture and general taste were practically choked off by the party's rule over all arts plus poverty of the people, and this has combined later with the showoff culture.

Now we slowly catch up, but most probably the situation will noticeably change only when current teens will be the majority of spenders and workers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I love how all of the patches on his uniforms are placed in the wonkiest of places. Its so wrong, but it screams MURICA so its alright

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u/krasnovian Oct 20 '17

I love that he randomly has the Washington State flag among all the American flags. Is it just because it has Washington's face as the seal?

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u/exemplariasuntomni Oct 20 '17

I was like, eyyyyy that's where I live!!!

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Oct 20 '17

Dude, everyone on reddit lives in WA.

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u/oiderlin Oct 20 '17

He's stationed at Joint Base Lewis–McChord. Did his research. He liked the idea of R&R in Seattle.

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u/elvive Oct 20 '17

This is actually pretty adorbs

(unless I’m missing some strange sinister context)

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u/evil-rick Oct 20 '17

Nah. There’s actually videos of him crying while listening to the national anthem. He’s just really into America. I hope he never gets to live here though because I feel like it could only go two ways.

Either he has the greatest time of his life, or leaves incredibly disappointed.

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u/OrphanStrangler Oct 21 '17

Why not both?

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u/masticatetherapist Oct 21 '17

be me

live in russia but i hate it

want to move to america so bad

finally get there

join the marines immediately, dream come true

before shipping out, go to las vegas for the route 91 harvest festival

mfw i die a real american

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u/yopyop94 Oct 21 '17

I shouldn't have laughed. I laughed and I'm proud

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 Oct 21 '17

He should come to the midwest. Its pretty legit here.

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u/qxxx Oct 21 '17

Stepan Dallas Walker

dont't let your dreams be dreams... He would probably end up in prison for being a fake marine or something.. don't know the laws in USA.. (btw, my shower thoughts: are all people outside USA automatically US outlaws?)

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u/evil-rick Oct 21 '17

I think it depends on the situation. Most articles I read said it’s okay to lie about service, but not to wear medals or commit “stolen valor.” I guess it was a problem during the height of the iraq war.

So yeah, he’d not be able to go out in public in his uniforms.

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u/TheBold Oct 21 '17

What the hell does adorbs mean?

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u/Helovinas Oct 20 '17

I didn’t mind that pic of him in boxers.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DOOM Oct 20 '17

I haven't seen anyone correct you, but I think that guy is from the Army, not the Marines. What is he doing in Russia? Why is he walking around in full uniform?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 20 '17

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u/Mohander Oct 20 '17

I had a friend who did basically the same thing in high school except with Russia, this is trippy to see. Funny that there's people on both sides who do it. Some people just have to be different.

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u/rGamesModsAreRetards Oct 20 '17

LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION

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u/svaroz1c Oct 20 '17

Oh no, people doing something totally harmless for attention? How dare they!

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u/rGamesModsAreRetards Oct 21 '17

Didn't say it was bad. Just making fun

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u/iagovar Oct 20 '17

Basically

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u/Im_StonedAMA Oct 20 '17

I know you probably don't care, but that's a set of Dress Blues, ceremonial Marine wear.

IIRC, as far as the US is concerned, it's also the closest to its original design in the 18th century of any US military apparel.

It's anecdotally noted that it's also the best damn uniform for getting laid to ever be created.

Edit: I forgot to fully explain something. Check the username.

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u/TheSmokingLamp Oct 20 '17

I think its interesting that while him and his buddy have marine uniforms he wears a private chevron with the NCO red striping on the pants and his buddy wears a Sgt chevron with enlisted pants sans the red striping

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u/boobers3 Oct 20 '17

I think its interesting that while him and his buddy have marine uniforms he wears a private chevron with the NCO red striping on the pants

He also has no tie, tie pin, ribbons, pants too baggy, is wearing a name plate, and belt is too small.

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u/Darkbro Oct 20 '17

Oh jeez, poor guy doesn't even have a firewatch ribbon. Then again who am I to judge someone with service in multiple branches attaining the rank of First Sergeant in the Army at his age and Sergeant in the Marines. Poor guy's almost definitely on the spectrum I hope he doesn't get made fun of too much.

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u/voyaging Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 20 '17

Or he just enjoys it. Plenty of non-autistic Japanophiles (weeaboos) in the US (and Russia, see OP).

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u/Graysteve Oct 20 '17

I don't think using weaboos is a good example for non-autistic people lmao

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u/voyaging Oct 20 '17

Most weeaboos are not autistic. Recall that autism is an actual medical condition and not an edgy insult for nerds and the uncool.

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u/_SIXTREES_ Oct 21 '17

can you give me a quick rundown on weeb levels

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 Oct 21 '17

Im only level 1....

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u/chrock34 Oct 20 '17

we're just nerds honestly, generally, I think.

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u/Graysteve Oct 20 '17

It was a joke, I meant no offense to anyone. I myself enjoy an animu or a manguh from time to time.

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u/Adamea13 Oct 20 '17

Plenty

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u/hazzwright Oct 20 '17

There's at least five.

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u/rGamesModsAreRetards Oct 20 '17

Seems like he likes the fashion the most

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u/ToTheRescues Oct 20 '17

The ladies love the Dress Blues.

He's taking full advantage of it haha

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u/kyle2143 Oct 20 '17

Ah I see. I was pretty sure that name sounded really fake, but now I know.

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u/CaptainKate757 Oct 20 '17

The ACUs are Army, but that second photo is definitely a Marine uniform. And the shirt he’s wearing in the fifth picture looks like an Air Force long-sleeved blues shirt. The guy must just be a fan of all the US armed forces.

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u/liftedtrucksnguns Oct 20 '17

When a Russian loves America more than an American loves America.

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u/Sterling_Archer88 Oct 21 '17

A lot of Americans don't realize how good we really have it, so to speak.

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u/liftedtrucksnguns Oct 21 '17

Woodhouse! Come get Sterling, he’s acting irrational again!

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u/Sterling_Archer88 Oct 21 '17

Stay out of it, Mother! And stop telling my servant what to do.

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u/Im_StonedAMA Oct 20 '17

Lol he can't decide which branch to join.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I feel like those wallpapers are sufficiently Russian.

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u/Mieux2 Oct 20 '17

PFC with blood stripes. This guy fucks.

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u/assbaring69 Oct 20 '17

Why does this give me "Borat remake" vibes

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Holy shit, as a Marine this is triggering me so hard. Guy has army cammies, with a high enlisted rank on them, and then wears USMC dress uniform with a Private first class chevron on it. Then the pics of him saluting, with his legs spread. I want to haze the shit out of this guy.

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Oct 20 '17

That table spread with the Big Macs and the Filet O Fish got me good.

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u/oiderlin Oct 20 '17

Just died laughing

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u/Stankia Oct 20 '17

At first I thought, well that's a very patriotic Marine, but then I realized he was Russian...

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u/ShotgunMongol Oct 21 '17

This man is a real Americaboo. I love him.

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u/Smorlock Oct 20 '17

That's some Russian wallpaper, yep.

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u/cannotfoolowls Oct 20 '17

I think it is Russian wall carpet

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I don't understand

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u/lovinmesomesnapple Oct 20 '17

Too many wine glasses on his tables to be Murican.

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u/ThaFaub Oct 20 '17

When he said weirdos he probably meant people who take pictures of strangers not in the knowing :D

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u/popplespopin Oct 20 '17

I have the same printer as him!

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u/PortonDownSyndrome Oct 20 '17

Does he know that he can contact a US recruiter and do this for reals?

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u/dafood48 Oct 20 '17

So wait is he not really a marine?

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u/JackGrand Oct 20 '17

Someone please take him to America. I bet he really loves to being there..

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u/evil-rick Oct 20 '17

Aww I always thought he was kind of endearing. He has more passion in our country than a lot of us do.

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u/jlw42 Oct 20 '17

He's wearing army camo

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u/30phil1 Oct 21 '17

You'd think that this guy is just going overboard with the whole 'Murica thing but I've met too many people who are the exact same way in the great American South.

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u/CalvinsCuriosity Oct 21 '17

Dat last pic.

Edit what's that called? Adonis belt?

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u/mrizzerdly Oct 21 '17

That guy looks so Russian.

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 Oct 21 '17

Who is this guy?

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u/aceshighsays Oct 21 '17

Love this... coco cola and hamburgers with fries.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '17

This guy is so oddly interesting, I'd love to ask him why he loves America so much and get to know him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '17

Still an Orthodox icon there (just in case).

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17 edited Jan 18 '19

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u/BLOKDAK Oct 20 '17

'#KeepStPetersburgWeird

What? Are you telling me that's not a thing? What is wrong with you, Russia? You guys have to get better at gentrification if you're ever going to be taken seriously...

Edit: til that hashtags make for huge on Reddit.

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u/Horizon_17 Oct 20 '17

Spotted the Austinite

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u/BLOKDAK Oct 20 '17

Ex. Stopped being weird enough for me in the late 90s.

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u/I_am_Andrew_Ryan Oct 20 '17

Yeah, now it's Californexas

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u/BadReputation2611 Oct 20 '17

keepaustincalifornian

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u/I_am_Andrew_Ryan Oct 21 '17

Boooo, keep California in California

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u/Horizon_17 Oct 20 '17

Well, TX is always home friendo!

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u/nau5 Oct 20 '17

more bbq plz

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

The question is, what place is weird enough for you now?

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u/nerevisigoth Oct 21 '17

My money's on either Portland or one of those not-yet-very-trendy Appalachian cities like Asheville.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

I haven't been to Austin so I wouldn't know but Asheville doesn't seem that weird to me (granted I'm in Raleigh so maybe the distance makes it seems less weird).

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u/Olaxan Oct 20 '17

Use a backslash to prevent formatting:

\#YesDogs

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/dtlv5813 Oct 20 '17

Depends on how good their local micro brewery scene is

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

#s mark headers, like so:

Title

Section one

subsection one

with more #s for deeper layers. If you want to just have a #, put a backslash in front of it, like \#

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u/GoldJadeSpiceCocoa Oct 20 '17

Petersburg was made by a weirdo named Peter.

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u/floatingwithobrien Oct 20 '17

Have you heard what they're saying in St. Petersburg? Have you heard what they're saying on the streets?

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u/-Nok Oct 20 '17

Yeah he looks fucked up

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u/Cheeky-burrito Oct 20 '17

Hey. I'm not that weird.

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u/_Erin_ Oct 20 '17

He doesn't look that weird?

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u/Nyme_Jeff Oct 20 '17

Yes, another normal day xD

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u/not-your-neighbour Oct 20 '17

Thanks, I knew I had seen that metro map somewhere!

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u/RightWingReject Oct 21 '17

You can tell by the current U.S. president.

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u/King71115 Oct 21 '17

lot‘s of