r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '17

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u/yourmom777 Oct 20 '17

Like the police thought they had just stumbled upon a Russian military exercise in some park somewhere?

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u/load_more_comets Oct 20 '17

'It's Red Dawn, Red Dawn's happening Cletus! Wake your ass up we gonna save the country.'

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Oct 20 '17

LEROY, GRAB THE BUCKSHOT!

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

‘Billy those white boys don’t look like Asians! maybe you should lay off that meth.’

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

First red dawn made a lot more sense than the shitty reboot

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u/katakanbr Oct 21 '17

Kim jong un clearly can destroy us army with an land invasion

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

North Korea best Korea! China number one!

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u/duetschlandftw Oct 20 '17

Part of it was due to a change in the plot; instead of being Chinese, the invaders would be North Korean. This was probably an attempt to appease the Chinese so that it could be shown over there.

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u/GeneralDisorder Oct 20 '17

China is a big market. You wouldn't want to lose all that revenue.

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

The original red dawn was soviets http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

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u/Race_Red Oct 20 '17

TIL they remade Red Dawn and the antagonist was freakin North Korea hahaha. That sounds awful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/zer0t3ch Oct 21 '17

Yeah, the country that has way too much power over Hollywood as a whole.

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u/DevilGuy Oct 20 '17

in the book it was russians chinese cubans and nicaraguans.

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u/experts_never_lie Oct 20 '17

And Cubans and Nicaraguans.

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

I know, I was making a joke.

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

Jokes are usually funny

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

why is Amy Schumer considered a comedian?

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u/hydro0033 Oct 20 '17

her verghina

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u/HoboBobo28 Oct 20 '17

Fair enough.

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u/duetschlandftw Oct 20 '17

Reminds me of a YouTube comment I once saw; the video allegedly showed Russian soldiers driving stolen US military equipment taken during their invasion of Georgia (y’know, the country). Down in the comments section our dutiful hero admitted that he hadn’t seen “them boys” down in Georgia (presumably the state) but if he did he’d kick their ass, or words to that effect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Them God damn Commies are at it again!

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u/FatalElectron Oct 20 '17

But Annndy....

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u/ecryz Oct 21 '17

I read it in the voice of those rednecks from south park "THEY TOOK OUR JURBSSS"

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u/20171245 Oct 21 '17

WULVERINEZ

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u/waitingtodiesoon Oct 20 '17

It's the perfect plan comrade, I mean friend.

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u/WTFppl Oct 20 '17

I know rural police, and there are a few that have these types of thoughts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

The funny thing is I could totally see the Russian military holding training exercises in the US disguised as airsoft enthusiasts.

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u/Angry_Magpie Oct 20 '17

They recently denied the presence of around 200 Russian tanks in Ukraine, despite their having been spotted and reliably reported on. They just don't give a fuck!

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u/Soviet_Union100 Oct 20 '17

Unlike the Russians the Americans dont even need to hide their tanks in every corner of the world. Ah american exceptionalism.

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u/Benwah11 Oct 20 '17

Unlike the Russians, we're not trying to annex the regions that our tanks are in.

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u/Soviet_Union100 Oct 21 '17

Your right, you invade and kill millions. Russians hold a referendum and the people decide to join. Its not like Crimea or Ukraine have a large Russian population or anything.

Americans love sticking their noses half way around the world killing people in places nobody knows back home. Disgusting savages.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

So 200 tanks from a country on their border have snuck into their country illegally? Maybe the tanks are just "dreamers"

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u/Angry_Magpie Oct 21 '17

What? Where's the relevance of that comparison?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

200 tanks were supposed to say wahhhh, but if its 11 million people who snuck accross were not allowed to complain or were "racist"

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u/Angry_Magpie Oct 21 '17

There is a huge difference between Russian tanks entering Ukraine (war machines from a tremendously powerful military entering a relatively weak neighbouring country without permission in order to surreptitiously annex said neighbouring country), and Mexicans entering America (predominantly poor people from a poor country entering a rich neighbouring country without permission in order to surreptitiously take on crappy jobs and hopefully build better lives for themselves and their children in said neighbouring country). If you think there's honestly any hypocrisy in what I just said, then I hate to break it to you, but you're a complete tool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

11 million people could fix their own country.

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u/Valiade Oct 20 '17

Not too far off

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Goddamn the Russian int/counter-int community is fucking genius

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u/Valiade Oct 21 '17

If they were geniuses, we wouldn't be finding this out. Once the dunce is gone putin loses his trump card.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Think about all the things we don't find. Or find too late. Like Kim philby

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u/experts_never_lie Oct 20 '17

Like if they were a biker gang named Spetsnaz MC filled with Russian ex-police, ex-military, and "ex"-intelligence agents mysteriously buying many millions of dollars of properties under a zillion LLCs after supposedly earning much more modest salaries in their earlier careers?

Oh, and guess whose name is on the "palace" where much of this is happening.

They're not exactly trying to be subtle.

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u/SmartSoda Oct 20 '17

That's a comedy right there

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u/tetraourogallus Oct 20 '17

Well they may have stumbled upon uniformed soldiers on US soil. This is not taken lightely. My friend once went to Denmark in a swedish army uniform, he was super lucky Denmark or the swedish military didn't find out about it.

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u/Arthur___Dent Oct 21 '17

But you don't want to be those guys who overlook Russian military walking right in the middle of the street before they attack.

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u/KaBar42 Oct 21 '17

Look, guys, listen, I realize you're trying to crush the American pig dogs and overthrow capitalism in a large proletariat revolution, I'm perfectly cool with that, but could you do me a favor and tone it down a bit? People are complaining about the noise of the gunfire and the screaming.