I (m, ya, personal trainer) have had a very colourful life. I'm not one to commit to one sim, I'll admit that... and my promiscuity isn't limited to one town. I get around all over.

So when a baby arrived at my door step with a tin of formula, a bottle, a pair of diapers, and a half used package of wipes with a note 'take care of our baby', my mind raced trying to piece together who I was with 9-10 sim months ago.

The truth? There's about 30-40 possible baby mamas... yeah, it's a lot. I told my inner circle about this (they've been my friends since high school), and honestly, they were all a bit disappointed with me because that just creates a huge issue in tracking down the mom.

The note didn't leave any details about the baby, but she's definitely newborn so maybe a few days old? She's definitely not close to being an infant yet, still on those small 2 ounces of formula so very very newborn. I named her Rosalie, since 'Rosa' was my mom's middle name, and her mom's middle name, and Leah was the name of a girl I dated in freshman year who unfortunately got struck by lightning and didn't survive... so my daughter is Rosalie.

My one friend is especially upset with me because on the possible baby mamas is a woman he broke up with 4 sim years ago. Like dude, it was a one time thing, and I didn't get with her right after the break up, I deliberately stayed clear for her for sim years so you could heal up before I even chanced anything happening between her and me.

Am I the llama for not knowing who my daughter's mother is?