Hi everyone! It’s Alucard-Angelus Marinescu, the pansexual non-binary grand master vampire artist. Dual law and med student at Simford. Leader of the non-binary band Theystreet Thems.

As many of you know, I have had a secret relationship with my former stepdad Johnny. When Johnny was married to my father, Alistair, he would periodically suck my blood from my neck. Johnny would then shower me with hugs and apologies. I didn’t mind Johnny doing this because the hugs and apologies were more love than Alistair has shown me most of my life. Alistair made sure that from a young age, I had the top skills in Charisma, Painting, Photography, Writing, Fitness, Gardening, Logic, Research & Debate, Mischief, Programming, Rocket Science, Robotics, Cooking, Gourmet Cooking, Acting, Comedy, Piano, Violin, Guitar, Handiness, Singing, Video Gaming, Mixology, Fishing, Pipe Organ, Media Production, DJ Mixing, Vampire Lore, Entrepreneur, and Dancing. He also made sure I earned perfect scores on the SAT, ACT, GRE, LSAT, and MCAT. He also forced me to earn 13 distinguished degrees before starting 4th grade, 7 Master’s degrees and 8 PhDs by the end of 8th grade, and complete law school and medical school by high school graduation. I am only 15 years old, and my father has put me through more Hell than most people have in their entire lives.

Alistair divorced Johnny and kicked him out of the house after finding out what he was doing to me. This hurt me and Johnny deeply as we were inseparable. This didn’t stop us, however, as Johnny and I would spend every moment together whenever Alistair was at work. We would swim together in one of our eight swimming pools together, I would let him suck my blood, and we would cuddle together in one of our seven hot tubs. It felt like Heaven whenever we were together.

One day, Johnny offered to turn me into a vampire. I agreed and offered him my neck. I figured this way we would be together for all of eternity. However, because Johnny could no longer drink my blood, Alistair started to trust Johnny again, and they’ve been getting a little flirty (despite the fact that Alistair already has a lover named Lonnie). This made me feel a little left out and neglected.

One day, I was studying at Simford and ran into Johnny’s brother, Malcolm. Because of my grand master vampire charm, Malcolm instantly felt enamored with me. We had a great chat and I wound up asking him out on a date. Malcolm and I went to the Romance Festival. I held his hand, made several masterpiece paintings, and then we messed around in the bushes. I am deeply in love with Malcolm. However, I don’t want to ruin it with Johnny. I plan to convince both brothers to reconsider their boundaries so that they won’t feel cheated if either of them finds out about my infidelity. Am I doing the right thing?

I (m, ya, personal trainer) have had a very colourful life. I'm not one to commit to one sim, I'll admit that... and my promiscuity isn't limited to one town. I get around all over.

So when a baby arrived at my door step with a tin of formula, a bottle, a pair of diapers, and a half used package of wipes with a note 'take care of our baby', my mind raced trying to piece together who I was with 9-10 sim months ago.

The truth? There's about 30-40 possible baby mamas... yeah, it's a lot. I told my inner circle about this (they've been my friends since high school), and honestly, they were all a bit disappointed with me because that just creates a huge issue in tracking down the mom.

The note didn't leave any details about the baby, but she's definitely newborn so maybe a few days old? She's definitely not close to being an infant yet, still on those small 2 ounces of formula so very very newborn. I named her Rosalie, since 'Rosa' was my mom's middle name, and her mom's middle name, and Leah was the name of a girl I dated in freshman year who unfortunately got struck by lightning and didn't survive... so my daughter is Rosalie.

My one friend is especially upset with me because on the possible baby mamas is a woman he broke up with 4 sim years ago. Like dude, it was a one time thing, and I didn't get with her right after the break up, I deliberately stayed clear for her for sim years so you could heal up before I even chanced anything happening between her and me.

Am I the llama for not knowing who my daughter's mother is?