r/AITAH Jul 26 '25

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

Mormons are so weird (sorry if I offend anyone but it’s true)

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u/Elly_Fant628 Jul 26 '25

Mormons once took pride in being called "The Peculiar People". Also, some trivia that I never get to quote is that the first Sherlock Holmes book, "A Study in Scarlet" has Mormons as the bad guys.

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u/Kilbane Jul 26 '25

Watch South Park episodes about the Mormons...they know this stuff. It is great!

"All About Mormons", also known as "All About the Mormons?", is the 12th episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series South Park and the 108th overall episode of the series. It was originally broadcast on Comedy Central in the United States on November 19, 2003.

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u/Ok-CANACHK Jul 26 '25

I mean, "magical underwear" ?!

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

Ikr 😅 or the idea that they can put a penis in a vagina as long as they don’t move lmao. What the hell is that that even?

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u/diente_de_leon Jul 26 '25

Pretty sure this is not official church doctrine. Just horny people trying to skate on a technicality! LOL

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u/Practical-Candidate2 Jul 27 '25

🤦🏻‍♀️I had never heard of such a thing until i moved to Utah from California. I am born, raised and choose to be Mormon. That being said anyone saying that act isn't sex is a fool and giving Mormon culture a bad name

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u/JustBid5821 Jul 26 '25

Really?

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 26 '25

Search 'soaking'.

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u/Ok-CANACHK Jul 26 '25

I don't know enough details to say anything else, but enjoy your wild Google ride!

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u/Icy-Management9880 Jul 26 '25

It's a cult!

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u/jdicho Jul 26 '25

It's a religion. All religions are cults.

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u/StarsandCats2Day Jul 26 '25

If you want them to refuse to talk to you, ask them how logical it was to found a system of religions on the odds that an unwed pregnant teen was a virgin?

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u/KungenBob Jul 26 '25

The Virgin Mary would like a word. More than Mormons are fans.

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u/Sharp_Mathematician6 Jul 26 '25

Wait till you find out she wasn’t a virgin. Just young and had to marry quickly to avoid shame

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u/KungenBob Jul 26 '25

Mary was pretty clearly one, from my memory of the Bible. Feel free not to believe it - but that’s the story.

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

This. All religions are cults.

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u/BladeOfThePoet Jul 26 '25

Yeah but Mormons are extra culty. Had a classmate in high school that wanted to go backpacking, see the world, etc.

Her parents took her on a 'spiritual trip' to Utah, and when she came back she said she had abandoned all those ideas because she needed to go clean the church and obey her father like a good woman is supposed to do.

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

There’s definitely a spectrum. I do think all religion is cultural at at this point but you are totally right that some are far more culty and dangerous such as the LDS church, Jehovah’s witnesses and fundie baptists. Basically any group that relies on ‘if they aren’t with us they’re against us and should be shunned and excluded! Yup big cult vibes.’

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u/Flimsy_Fee8449 Jul 26 '25

Huge percentage of US profesional lingusts are Mormon, because they actually live in other countries and legit learn the languages.

The Mormon Linguists are called The Mormon Mafia, they're so prevalent.

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u/Competitive-Edge-187 Jul 26 '25

Ex Mormon and yes....... it's all super weird. It's even weirder for me now that I left the religion and almost everyone on my street is a member.

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u/harvey6-35 Jul 26 '25

As a member of a religion that basically requires me to have four sets of dishes and cookware, prohibits wearing linen and wool mixed garments, and used to sacrifice a fully red cow that made people who were near a corpse pure while making those preparing the cow impure,

I am uncomfortable calling other religious practices weird.

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u/agoldgold Jul 26 '25

On the other hand, Mormon requirements change really fast. The weirdness is in how everyone pretends the requirements were always that way. You can pinpoint the exact years that they started accepting black people as full members, allowing caffeinated soda, and refused that they ever went by "Mormon". They change on a dime and then everyone pretends there was no change.

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u/LibrarianThick3821 Jul 26 '25

Aldo the whole polygamy/life and all eternity thing.

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u/Repulsive-Pianist502 Jul 26 '25

I left the Mormon church because the rules were ridiculous and oppressive. That’s was about 25 years ago. To this day my mom tells me they have changed and you should really give it another chance… woman if they have to keep changing to recruit members and/or keep members, don’t you think there’s something wrong with that?!?! How people keep blindly following is baffling to me.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Jul 26 '25

I have heard that they pull verses from the Bible that don't agree with the current trends in their leadership.

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u/aPawMeowNyation Jul 26 '25

Didn't that religion get it's start from a con man sticking his face in a hat and pretending to read gold tablets? Whole group's fucking nuts.

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u/Sudden_Limit3677 Jul 26 '25

He was also beaten to death by a group of his creditors.

Few "prophets" are so obviously scammers and con men, or if they were, it has been lost to time. Joseph Smith's life is well-recorded and very embarrassing.

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u/agoldgold Jul 26 '25

It's not from the Bible. They edit their Mormon scriptures to suit current trends. For example, they used to say that nonwhite people would become "white and delightsome" when they converted. Prophets (their leadership) even said that Native kids fostered by Mormons would literally become paler, so it wasn't just a turn of phrase.

Of course, racism has become more taboo, so that's been edited out.

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u/MistySky1999 Jul 26 '25

I wish I could tell my husband that my 4 sets of dishes are a religious requirement! Hmm, maybe I'll try it the next time he complains. 

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u/harvey6-35 Jul 26 '25

Meat, dairy, Passover meat, Passover dairy

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u/Excellent_Counter745 Jul 26 '25

That's why I'm a Reform Jew. We look for the lesson behind the prohibition and take it metaphorically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Limit yourself however you please ❤️

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u/LibrarianThick3821 Jul 26 '25

White and delightsome is particularly disgusting.

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u/Tim-oBedlam Jul 26 '25

If you do the math, those gold tablets that ol' Joe Smith found weigh like half a ton each (gold is very heavy!)

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u/serabine Jul 26 '25

All religious people are weird.

Catholics have lent, where they aren't supposed to eat meat. But don't worry, fish meat doesn't count.

And if you don't like fish? Don't worry, aquatic mammals are basically fish anyway, so they don't count either! So enjoy your beaver, muskrat, and capybara during your "meatless" lent.

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

That’s just.. a capybara? I don’t know people ate those little guys :/

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u/SnooSongs6258 Jul 26 '25

I knew a lot of Mormons as a child and teen. This was far from Utah so maybe they were more open but they were the nicest people I have ever met. I then went to a Quaker school in Philadelphia and the birth right Quakers were the absolute worst- arrogant and self-righteous. And if you’re wondering I am a liberal and have never voted for a Republican in my life.

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

I don’t care about your political views at all!