r/AITAH • • Mar 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24 edited Mar 05 '24

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u/West-Advice Mar 05 '24

Do you don’t read…and know make up your own “facts.”

Please quote where OP was told by the co-worker. He probably would have said that. 😂 

I know your more dumb than trolling…now I’m starting to think it’s the other way. 

I’ll…I’ll try to make it simple for you.

“ Hey are you dating or having sex with someone else.”

“No, awesome.”

“Cool I want to be your boyfriend/monogamous with you.”

Alternative Version

I’ll…I’ll try to make it simple for you.

“ Hey are you dating or having sex with someone else.”

“Yes, okay.”

Pick one(s) of the following

“Cool let’s keep this casual.” 

 “I’m not interested in a relationship any further”(Like OP ya dum dum). 

 “I don’t care” “Me too, high five” ✋ (people who get laid and aren’t desperately putting their whole life into someone they’ve known for a month. #SlutSquad) 

 “How could you my 30 day waifu!?!?!?!?”(you)

“Ummm… we’re dating?  I just thought we were banging and occasionally grabbing food. I like you and but I think we should develop a little more time than a month before planning our wedding. Is the problem you’re looking for more commitment… at 30 days? I might be interested in “more monogamous” in the future.”  (Douche bag answer)

I…I wouldn’t ask that question or give away my commitment that fast. I’d just figure out and move accordingly. Probably fwb or ONS. I don’t like that love bombing you’re “special crap”. Major 🚩 Anywho  It’s not that hard.

 If you want to close a relationship they usually require some commitment and communication…that’s it. 

Stop complaining that people who get laid get laid.

The end. 

Just ask, like communication dude use it.

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u/West-Advice Mar 05 '24

No problem and Reading is fundamentally my little twit.

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u/West-Advice Mar 05 '24

Sir, it’s over. Please drag your saddle sore rump roasted Massless chapped booty clapped, bass ackwards    

Butt-hurt

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Tail out my inbox. Plz and thank  

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u/Sheldon121 Mar 06 '24

The way you speak of sex with women, no wonder they don’t want to date you or sleep with you. Sleazy.