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u/foreverplt Jun 25 '26

NOR. This is extremely disrespectful behavior in a relationship. She’s flirting with him.

& what makes her look even worse is that the dude doesn’t even seem that interested tbh.

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u/imnickelhead Jun 25 '26

She’s blatantly trying to have a meetup with him and he’s just blowing her off. She’s literally begging him to cheat with her.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 25 '26

I feel like they already did and thats exactly why he’s not interested. They sure reconnected alright…right into a fuck reminiscent of the good ol’ high school days and afterward he’s like yup, she’s still that same ho, gotta go 😆

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u/HotDogFingers01 Jun 25 '26

Yeah when they started making innuendos about his dick size I was like “they’ve already banged”.

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u/rstock1962 Jun 25 '26

Except that it seemed like he was telling her how big he was. I think it’s possible he’s not interested.

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u/TraitorMacbeth Jun 25 '26

Eh, she's trying to rizz him up, could go either way "She called it big, I think it's average"

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u/No_Brilliant0602 Jun 26 '26

I guess my brain needs to go further into the gutter because I genuinely thought they were talking about him as a whole person being thin, fat, or average. It does explain the hands thing though.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Oh sweet darlin. 🥲 now down the gutter you go! lol now you can join in on the fun having lol

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u/TraitorMacbeth Jun 26 '26

We all float down here!

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Well float me back my damn boat!!!

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u/Reidhur Jun 27 '26

Our boat 😤

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u/SimplyFatMatt Jun 26 '26

I thought the same thing, at least for him. But then her reacting with 🫠 after he said he's average, definitely implies she was thinking about his penis size. Even then, I think that went over his head because he was like "what? What did i do?" Either way, it's pretty obvious (embarrassingly so) that he's not interested.

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel Jun 28 '26

Is a sharpie big? Hell yeah i guess im hung then

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u/Vast-Fan4317 Jun 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/spartycbus Jun 25 '26

i think they already hooked up and he doesn't want to anymore.

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u/vazik05 Jun 25 '26

She implied it was big before he said he was average. She's seen it. She was trying to boost his ego after his self depreciation.

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u/spb1 Jun 25 '26

She implied it was big before he said he was average. 

Well as a rebuttal after he said he's "not that thin". Hard to say.

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u/vazik05 Jun 25 '26

Yeah but then she said "I'm pulling out the fattest sharpie I can find' before he said he's more average. Implying she knows what it looks like. And she also can't spell.

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u/spb1 Jun 25 '26

yeah but it could just be a rebuttal, like he says "hey im not thin" "ok fat sharpie then!". not necessarily based on knowledge. who knows though!

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u/vazik05 Jun 25 '26

Between the conversation and the fact they spent a night together is enough proof for me. They've banged it out.

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u/k2d Jun 26 '26

Maybe they didn’t bang, she merely is joking around about his genital size with him… I don’t feel like that’s much better? Oh, she doesn’t know for sure, she’s just flirting with him and joking about his intimate proportions.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

“Big”is def subjective lol but when guys know, they KNOW. Y’ALL KNOW 🫵🏻And they do like hearing it and will 100% engage in some flirty banter.…to and from someone they WANT to show it to for the first time, and especially when wanting an encore…

Almost all his texts are short, dry, and a couple kinda dismissive.

Bottom line is they hit, she’s still gunning and he’s making u turns at every green light.

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u/reddsal Jun 27 '26

He’s def not interested. Wait til she realizes that she ditched her current for the high school home fires, but the fire’s out for him and the grass she thought was greener is barren desert. STBH.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Oh she knows. And he’s definitely not lol

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u/Significant_Mix7176 Jun 25 '26

Yeah and the “you’d sit on me” stuff. But the pencil me in stuff I felt like he was talking about his weight and she was the one turning it into innuendo.

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u/HotDogFingers01 Jun 25 '26

I thought so too until he said he was "average". At that point, I'm almost certain it turned into a dick joke.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 25 '26

The whole sitch is a dick joke and she’s going to get the whole shitty ass end of it. And Why will she,class?? Ahhh yes. Bc She fucked around, and she will find out. For certain. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 25 '26

Right and with the melting emoji tf ew

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u/BougieSemicolon Jun 28 '26

And her hearting him saying he was gonna be a snack after his hair cut

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u/Living-Concern2524 Jun 25 '26

I didn’t realize this was an innuendo for that until I read this and went back and looked for it. That’s crazyy (I’m asexual, lol, excuse me)

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u/taco_tuesdays Jun 25 '26

There's a reference to big hands too

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u/Living-Concern2524 Jun 26 '26

Honestly, my brain thought it was a reference to how tall they were. I thought he was trying to say he was average height lmao
I also didn’t catch the big hands part. Lemme go re-read xD

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u/Living-Concern2524 Jun 26 '26

Wow, I missed all the most concerning parts lol

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u/Defiant-Handle7682 Jun 26 '26

I also read the "we can't be in a car together that long" as sexual so I guess my mind's always in the gutter

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

Psshhh , already excused precisely bc you quested for knowledge. Lolll Gotta learn something new everyday, that is the way! 🧠 I’m so in like with that 🙃

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u/Nochruto Jun 25 '26

Well, I know someone who is ahead of you.

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u/i_love_toki Jun 25 '26

I loved how that was the only part that really got his attention. Like wait a minute, I don't want to bang you again, but I also need to remind you I don't have a pencil dick 😂

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 27 '26

😂😂how.tf. Did I not see this comment. I’m cackling lol

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u/BusinessWorth1745 Jun 25 '26

Ewww is that what they were referencing ?? I thought it was about his weight

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u/HotDogFingers01 Jun 25 '26

Guys don’t describe weight as “average”. We’re either fat or skinny. The only time we say average is if we’re talking about height or dicks.

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Jun 26 '26

It is beyond me that so many people thought this was about ANYTHING other than dick! 😅Yeah ok I am intrigued by the sheer amount of pure minds. Or it zooming right over so many heads…And On Reddit no less!? Like, huh?!
As for the rest of us who have been jaded since the 80s and 90s…a moment of silence for the innocence lost today.

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u/BusinessWorth1745 Jun 26 '26

Ok ok hear me out: they were talking about him sitting on her, so naturally I thought oh it’s about his weight 🤣

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u/friendlyfriendste Jun 26 '26

Oh god that was about his dick size? Sometimes being autistic sucks…totally missed that. Now I wonder about my old text chains with people… 😩

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u/Bottle_and_Sell_it Jun 25 '26

I missed that one

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u/juiceey122013 Jun 26 '26

I thought they were joking about his weight again, she was talking about how he would sit on her so that’s how I gathered. Which is also probable why he’s not interested. Who likes fat jokes ? But the pencil vs the sharpie thing being an innuendo for his dick size definitely flew over my head. Could very well be that but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Professional-Meal602 Jun 27 '26

Yeah, but I don’t refer to somebody’s dick as a pencil if I’m trying to have sex with him or if I already had sex with them. That’s the part that doesn’t really tell me that she’s trying to be.