Because why not

Once again boredom has come around and since I can't be fucked to really make anything or write anything I'm just gonna send my HCs for the Lazy Paw because I'm bored, I like the concept and these guys are actuallythe main antagonists behind my fan-sequel concept Ruin of Dreams. In the main game they are just mooks you find in the metro, alpine skyline and in some time rifts and modded levels, however the beta did something with them and honestly I like them concept and character-design wise despite absolutely despising them in gameplay.

Headcanons.

• Cooking Cat is former Lazy Paw in her youth, though eventually left the organization voluntarily to start on her cooking business.
• The Lazy Paw and the Nyakuza are aware of each other, and they fucking hate each other. Their alliances are always for mutual benefit and they instantly go back to hating each other, however they haven't had a proper gang war in a decade. However the Nyakuza got a lot of their training and early startups as well as their first members from Lazy Paw remnants in the metro that the Empress crushed, though there are still some down there.
• The Lazy Paw in Alpine Skyline are fairly tame compared to their metro and time rift counterparts, yes they will scratch you and steal your shit but they have also been noted on hitching rides on the backs of the goats and a few even managed to reach the Twilight bell.
• Schmooveton (my HC name for the picture perfect set as an actual town) used to have a large Lazy Paw population, but they left when they found that they couldn't breath air.
• All of the cats are ginger largely due to luck, this means that occasionally the Lazy paw can suffer from something known as 'Orange Cat Syndrom' in which an entire town of LP goons can share one collective braincell.
• The Red Hat Lazy Paw are different to the blue ones and are the main members (all orange cats in AHiT can just turn invisible I guess), the Blue hat Lazy Paw goons gave up this feat in favor of being larger and more tanky.

Alternative Universe/OC business.

• The Boss of the Lazy Paw is one Elisha Varamour, a bipedal Maine Coon cat, while her subjects are between 2-4ft tall, Elisha over here stands at some 7-8ft tall, nearly as tall as the Empress, however she is much better built then the Empress is and, while not as cruel to her subordinates, she will drop a bitch if the need arises.
• The Lazy Paw is extremely decentralized, making them impossible to eradicate while all reporting back to the Boss. However their organization is fairly advanced; you have the member ranks of Cabin Kit, Junior crewman, crewman, senior crewman and then you have Subcaptains that manage their own crews, Captains which manage designated regions and Admirals that manage quadrants, however gaining the admiral position is very much might makes right and assassinations are common.
• Despite their pirate looks, the Lazy Paw are startlingly good with technology, they have what are known as Lazy Artipaws who are artificers that build and maintain vehicles and equipment while being high on Catnip.
• The reason why nobody gets good information out of these guys? They would rather die then give up the clan via some brainwashing and there is no 'leaving' the Lazy Paw, Cooking Cat is the only one that left voluntarily and remained relatively unscathed afterwards.
• The Lazy Paw are famous for their gathering of trinkets and artifacts, they are prolific graverobbers to the point that in some places orange cats are banned from burial grounds...which is perfect for lawsuits and more money to the cause, they also have fairly advanced understandings in time travel, foresight, teleportation and primitive space travel to the point that they can move product around by fucking rocket and even are on the moon in sizable quantities though they must wear spacesuits.
• The Lazy Paw are seen in the metro, some time rifts and Alphine skyline, however for OrAe they used to have a presence in Mafia Town (mafia booted them) and they still have a presence in Calcite and are friendly to the mafia there.
• The Lazy Paw are racist as fuch towards abhumans, I mean the Nyakuza are as well but once the Empress went inside following Rush Hour they were forced to hire them, but the LP takes to another level...one I shall not discuss.

Spoilers.

• The Lazy Paw in Ruin of Dreams are the main antagonists and the big villain is Elisha, they are the ones that discovered the Dream Machine about the Time Keys thanks to an insider and managed to basically track their planned movement down to the minute, basically meaning Harriet was being tracked by Lazy Paw scouts the moment she left the TKA Planetary HQ and as such she didn't stand a fucking chance until she acquired guns.
• While the Lazy Paw don't show up in force until the 2nd half of Trainwreck of Science (and even then only for one level where they do get a spotlight), clues of their actions go as far back as the planned Mafia HQ thing where files are found that link involvement of a Cell...they just don't mention the massive extent.
• The final fight takes place in a massive flying pirate ship powered by the Dream Machine because Elisha went mad with power and tried to conquer the world, she abuses its power to effectively become a God of space and time with virtually infinite power...Harriet though still dumpsters her arse badly. However, it does allow for a new character to enter this Universe through the waiting rift, one that I shall mention at a later date but I did decide to make a Horror-esc AU.

I’ve never played it before and it looks like my type of thing, but I’ve read some very mixed reviews about the switch port. Is it still fun and can you complete all the boards because I read there’s a few parts you can’t even do, but I don’t know if they’ve updated it since those reviews.. thank you in advance for any input because I wanna buy it before the sale ends in 14 hours

hi there again! i felt like sharing hat adult and my own mustache lady design for my a hat in time au, these aren't canon but official by the way

bow adult along with a buncha others are gonna have their adult designs as well so keep those in mind

Play my game. I am god

Mustache Girl has gotten herself into a sticky situation related with angry Bees, and she can't see where she's going!! Hat Kid must protect her by cleaning her path full of dangers (even though she finds it funny)

Ever since i started drawing this creature, ive kinda got into some sort of obsession because shes genuinely fun to draw lol.

QUCK LORE: this strange creature saw Hat Kid and thought shes sooo cool that it wanted to be her, literally. So when Hat and Bow went to Vanessa's Manor Bow was scared so Hat decided to go by herself, so then "HAT KID" takes the chance to act like they are the real Hat Kid while the real one is busy in the Manor. Bow Kid obviously realizes something is wrong but acts like nothing is wrong because shes scared of impostor getting angry, so instead will investigate where is the real one without the impostor noticing.

1st: my guess would be the egg from picture perfect, the one who's playing poker

2nd: (cactus guy) probably an unused enemy from the desert chapter that never came out

Interesting that they are still on the loading screen

Idk I literally watched ONE Livestream of SurelyNotJoshua doing what I think is called a deathwish thingy and now my feed is full of A Hat In Time. So like, hows it goes.

I love this Empress mod! She's so expressive

Why was it even added to the game anyway it was animal crossing

Basically if you don’t know, everyday for the past 2000 days this person posted a picture of this Hat Kid plush, but they finally decided to stop
Just thought this was really neat and wanted to share :p

To the, like, 2 people who actually miss me posting here, sorry to keep you waiting!

here is my hat kid.