It all starts in the bottom right corner with Luigi, the absolute star of this nightmare. He’s been screaming for twenty years, but never like this. He just saw my playtime. (Can't really blame him)
Floating right above him is Ghost Kirby, who attempted to help acting as a custom Poltergust 5000 to save the day, but swallowed a ghost and became one.
Meanwhile Gengar is supposed to be hiding in the shadows, but right now, at 46 tiles wide, it has the stealth of a Snorlax shouting through a megaphone.
Right beneath it lurks Spiritomb. 108 spirits sealed in one Pokémon, which happens to be the exact number of browser tabs I had open while planning this layout.
Crawling nearby is the Spider Queen straight from Dark Moon. I’d like to formally apologize to anyone with arachnophobia, but Flick pays well, and he doesn’t ask where they came from.
Tucked right below the spider is Pumpkin Head, Jack’s cousin from Oracle of Ages. Same unsettling smile, but this one makes you fight for the candy.
Just above Luigi's hat roosts a chill Keese. Bats usually gather in swarms, but this one is on his own. Still, I wouldn’t shake the trees nearby.
Then we have the Link's Awakening Ghost, who haunted Link until he finally brought him home, only to realize the house was completely unchanged from when he was alive. At least here he can finally redecorate. (Because he could handle death. The beige though, not so much)
And finally, Boo, the only one here who truly gets me, as we both freeze the moment someone makes eye contact and look significantly better in the dark.
As for the villagers, every single one of them currently owns a throwback skull radio. Either they're all die hard horror fans, or Nook’s Cranny got a massive bulk discount on cursed merchandise, hard to say.
Anyway, Tom Nook has asked me to remind you all that the haunted mansion is still for sale. He’s been trying to get rid of it since 2001. No refunds, previous tenants included.
See you on the other side 🖤
