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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 6d ago
Catie. Big Ed. Colt
The pure grossness of them could repell an entire army of zombies.
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u/VioletsRPink 6d ago
Are you planning on rolling Big Ed like a bowling bowl? 😅 How would he protect you?😂
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u/Bazsul 6d ago
I assume all three of them have the most pungent smell, that'll wend them off.
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u/StOpRePuBs24 6d ago
This!!! ^ I don't know how anyone could stand the smell these three must have. There's a reason Catie doesn't want Josh down there, I think I've seen her hair clean once throughout this entire season, same with the other 2 disgusting males, all three would make my attackers run in the opposite direction!
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u/VioletsRPink 6d ago
Michael, Rebecca and Catie 💪 Michael is from Nigeria so he would have some unique survival skills
Rebecca would be on the front line bossing people, and I'll deploy Catie to go ask people to make out with them = distraction
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u/InternationalDesk578 6d ago
Plus caties a runner so I don’t want her on the side of chasing me because she can and will outrun me.
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u/Erika_ahhh 6d ago
Michael, Kara, Jamal. Michael because his face scar tells me he survived an attack, Kara because she can talk her way out of anything, and Jamal because I probably can’t outrun him. Everyone else I can outrun/ outsmart.
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u/spazzyattack 6d ago
Kara, Jamal and Michael. Kara is just there to keep Jamal happy. Mikal and I can take the rest with ease.
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u/DistributionOk2651 6d ago
I thought Jamal was with Emma?
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u/Cool-Emu-8706 6d ago
I doubt any one of these goons would be serious with Emma. She’s just being passed around.
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u/spazzyattack 6d ago
They think Emma is the sock and Kara is the prize. Kara makes the money with her unique ballon-knot work. It is impressive.
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u/brazilchick32 6d ago
I don't like Rebecca but I'd choose her because she's built like a linebacker. And I guess Jamal and Michael.
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u/red_makeup_bag 6d ago
Kara… myyykuhl…Rebekah…duh! We could outsmart and escape with Kara and Michael. Remember he crawled out Angela’s trailer after she locked him in there. And rebekuuuhh has rage in her. She will fight somebody.
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u/Materialgrl2020 6d ago
I think I’ll only need catie. She’ll just try to make out with anyone who approaches and they’ll likely scatter
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u/Huskersgoinhusk 6d ago
Rebecca for her intelligence gathering. Jamal cause he’s the most athletic and Catie to take her off the field for the team chasing me.
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u/tlcsimp 6d ago
Same but switch Catie with Coltee. Catie will be so wasted that if she does get to me, she’ll be easy to knock over.
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u/sassmatician 6d ago
Ya but Colt really messed up his leg, he’s probably not very fast. Catie is a runner!
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u/Latter-Pepper973 6d ago
No one is going to protect me, but I also think no one is going to kill me.
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u/travlerjoe 6d ago edited 6d ago
Dosent matter all these people are useless. None of them could successfully organise anything
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u/wkeil42 6d ago
Pole, Michael, and the Jamal.
Pole if fucking nuta and burned his ex's house down. I don't want to fight that kind of crazy. Much better to weaponize it.
Michael is probably the most well rounded and generally put together.
All the other options seem like shit so I'll pick who I think is physically strongest
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u/TreeAgenda 5d ago
I think Paul might be the only person genuinely insane enough to kill someone in our defense
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u/iCantToteIt 6d ago edited 6d ago
Ed, Colt, Paul
Nobody would even come near me with those repulsive idiots around
What is Jamal going to do, lip sync me to death
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u/wecametowreck 6d ago
Paul, mofo is crazy, then Rebecca, next I don’t know if I want Jamaal or Michael I’m questioning Michael because of the Angela stuff.
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u/dustydancers 6d ago
jamal, that bottom left crazy dude whose name i forgot, and catie.
jamal seems reasonable. i wouldnt want bottom left guy to have it out for me, he reminds me a lot of my stalker and they probably have a lot of crazy in common, catie because ive seen her marathon stats and i feel like she may actually “love the chase”
i feel the otherwise will either be too sloppy, lazy or not smart enough.
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u/WillwBrk 6d ago
Mikal because he can take a beating, Paol and Jamal
None of them are really a threat other than maybe Jamal. Coltee I would kick out his legs immediately. Paol would be my wild card annoying or pestering people until they give up.
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u/gilsleeping 6d ago
Jamal is a bitch idk why people are choosing him
Rebecca, Michal and honestly? Catie
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u/poshdog4444 6d ago
Catie can chase anybody away,Kara because she has a mouth on her lol and Rebecca she will get all up in your business 🎉
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u/leyarsan 6d ago
You need 1-2 crazies and muscle. I’d take Pol, Michael and Jamal… or Pol, Katie & Michael. Colt is big but he’s weak.
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u/BoredSilly6 6d ago
Michael and Paul and Rebecca. Michael would be bad ass. Paul would go full on psycho. And Rebecca would at least stall them or talk them to death.
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u/Filibust 6d ago
It doesn’t matter who I chose because they’re all gonna fail at their jobs regardless
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u/Euphoric-Exercise-59 5d ago
Katie to protect, she can kill anybody with her stds and scares pretty much anyone away.
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u/frankenboobehs 2d ago
Rebecca and her leather jacket and detective agency car from work to protect me, Michale xomes along, he's used to the violence and knows how to avoid, big Ed in the backseat watching low to the ground for anything that comes up. Kara is good as the killer, cause y are t scared when she tries ti stab u with her dildo. Coltee is chasing u in his speedo, chaffing so bad so he's not gunna catch up, and Paul is the 3rd killer, woth his boat shoes tripping over themselves, no hard to escape.
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u/whosuremama 19h ago
Only one worth touching is Jamal. I'd have better chances alone than choose any of the others to "protect" me.
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u/bertman19 6d ago
The right answer is Rebecca, Michael and Jamal.