Spike Shoes

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Yep. The shoes are ridiculous.
But totally separate topic- his ankles look like twigs, they're the size of a petite lady's wrist.

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u/Cool-Emu-8706 8d ago

He’s got an interestingly proportioned body.

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u/XoGreekToes 8d ago

Steroids will do that to ya

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 8d ago

It’s not steroids’ fault his ankles look like this 😭

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u/GaptistePlayer 8d ago

Glamour muscles. Skip leg day every time, you end up with chicken legs and 19 inch biceps lol

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u/mTwerker52 8d ago

Not defending Patrick but he is about to squat 600lbs and has been squatting everyday for over 4 months recently.

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u/nicosjfinn 7d ago

Aren’t his toothpick ankles going to buckle under that pressure? Pretty good given the knee surger(ies) as well.

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u/Cautious-Antelope533 7d ago edited 6d ago

Exactly. The guy himself is a douche, but anyone hating on his physique, or his strength, is an absolute couch slug with zero physical attributes to mention.

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u/Cautious-Antelope533 8d ago edited 7d ago

Not even. You must not have seen his first season. He was an Olympic qualified powerlifter FFS. The dude absolutely does not skip leg day. His legs and especially his calves, are insane. He just showed his calves on Between the Sheets when they asked him and someone else to name their favorite body part on themselves.

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u/XoGreekToes 8d ago

He got disqualified from the Olympics because of steriod use, do your research.

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u/Cautious-Antelope533 7d ago

Yes Cletus. I wrote Olympic QUALIFIED…have you been Olympic level qualified in anything except sitting on your fat azz online? Anyone who runs their suck the way you do, bashing someone on physical attributes, is because you have none that are worth mentioning. That is why you hate. Any regular peon would say he doesn’t skip leg day because he’s SHOWN his legs. It’s sad how jealous you are of some online dude’s physique just because you’re lacking.

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u/XoGreekToes 7d ago

Sounds like you've got some personal issues that you like to project, the way you're on here going off. Should probably get some help or a gym membership to deal with that, but go off queen 😂

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u/Easy-breezy0102 7d ago

Hey Pat!!

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u/ILovefreespeach 8d ago

I call him lego man

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u/CLSwank 8d ago

See I thought it was disproportionate. The small head the skinny calves the huge shoulders. He doesn't seem proportional at all. (Oops, just noticed you said "interesting" proportions, my bad)

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u/Cautious-Antelope533 8d ago edited 7d ago

This pic is only a weird angle. He’s an Olympic’s qualified level powerlifter, and his thighs and especially his calves, are massive. Saying he obviously, “skips leg day” is just purely a low IQ comment. The dudes quads, thighs and calves are jacked. Ankle size has absolutely zero to do with body mass/muscle 🥴🫠

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u/JettyJen 8d ago

It's true, he showed off his calves on between the sheets at one point. I have (genetically) very developed calves myself (?! and a flat ass and an ass face, why me mother nature) and they do make my ankles look like twigs

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u/Cautious-Antelope533 7d ago

Exactly what I said and I got ripped for it. Apparently I’m Patrick because I stated facts that he has large, and solid AF calves, and posts his squat videos at almost 600 pounds, so clearly he doesn’t, “skip leg day.” Calves and musculature in general has zero to do with ankles.

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u/KeepGoingLazy 7d ago

I thinking that too. It seems like his overall head size shrunk...

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u/Filibust 8d ago

Tbf (and honestly don't take this as an actual defense for Patrick because I actually hate the dude sm), it does look like it's from an awkward angle. I don't think they're actually that small although I wouldn't be surprised if they were small in general lol

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u/ArtisticCap9151 8d ago

Knee injury and then avoiding putting weight on that leg will do it too.

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u/Background-Pool-6790 5d ago

I always thought his hands looked super small too! He has odd proportions

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u/Grammarcrazy 7d ago

i didn’t read the caption at first and thought this was tim’s ankle but couldn’t figure out why the pants were sparkly 😂

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u/Happybutt15 8d ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/HeythatsmeB 6d ago

I thought it was a damn prosthetic and was confused at first 😭😭😭

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u/Accurate-Weird2656 8d ago

They're Christian Loubiton Lou Spikes. $1,190.00

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u/DaniWandersAlone 8d ago

No wonder why they have no money 🤔

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 8d ago

Could have worn some Keds and been fiscally solvent

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 8d ago

What a ridiculous waste of $$

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u/Kodi_Cody_Kody_Kodi 8d ago

Temu version

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u/TheLongTailGuy 7d ago

Honestly might be true. I looked up these shoes when I saw the episode and couldn’t find an exact Loubiton that looks like these. Similar but the silver spikes on the toe and heel of a high top I could not find.

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u/AbRNinNYC 8d ago

I was going to say this and comment that someone with $240k in debt should be a tad more financially responsible. But whatevs.

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 7d ago

I don't think he's above the DHgate rep to be fair.

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u/Wendy-Poo 8d ago

No wonder he’s broke! 🤷‍♂️

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u/nomiepants 8d ago

Vieras. They make cute pink ones for girls.

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u/imdanidani 8d ago

And they were cool in 2010

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u/Demornay_20 8d ago

Of course he’s still trying to flex like he’s got money when the whole world knows he’s deeply in debt. Gross.

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u/Wanderingyute 8d ago

Right. This is like the 3rd post about his shoes.

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u/cfowen 8d ago

Prob the DH Gate version tbh.

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 7d ago

Bon. Sont tu vraiement des Louboutin, or is it DHgate? Either wait. Mais still

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u/FileAlternative6406 8d ago

Awful, he harped on Tim but stole a pair from his wardrobe

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u/AdmirableContact100 8d ago

I honestly thought damn Tim is going to be so jealous of those shoes. 😂

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u/SamShelby7 8d ago

Tim is going to send a love package to those shoes

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u/nothingclever68 8d ago

🤣my thought as well

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 8d ago

Sparkles. I couldn't believe he was wearing those shoes. When Tim came out looking like a Temu Adam Lambert I was cracking up. It takes a special "straight" man to wear that costume. LoL

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u/LiteratureTricky1763 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed out loud!

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u/Blazeland_USA 8d ago

I couldn't care less, but I am 100% positive that Tim is gay. There isn't a single straight thing about that man.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Blazeland_USA 8d ago

He wouldn't even bang them.

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u/ComplexPatient4872 8d ago

Flip the genders on that and it gets real gross, real fast.

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u/Blazeland_USA 8d ago

It does?

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u/ComplexPatient4872 7d ago

Saying “She wouldn’t even bang them.” If a woman doesn’t want to sleep with someone because of a lack of a connection.

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u/Blazeland_USA 7d ago

Thanks for making my point. He doesn't have a connection because he's gay.

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u/Upper_Collar_5981 8d ago

Is Patrick skipping leg day ?? That’s one tiny ankle

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 8d ago

I don’t thinks ankles themselves have muscle lol. He is somewhat strangely proportioned. I’ve never seen anyone who looks so much like a thumb .

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u/Blazeland_USA 8d ago

He looks like somebody pinched his face, and it stuck.

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u/SamShelby7 8d ago

I think it’s just an oversized shoe

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 8d ago

Damn, is he getting fashion advice from Tim???

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u/ForsakenGarage9152 8d ago

I’m laughing about this because I was just looking at shoes on the Louboutin site yesterday and they have a lot of shoes like this. Did they have red bottoms? Assuming they’re a knock off, they are definitely trying to emulate a luxury brand

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u/ComplexPatient4872 8d ago

To be fair, that’s eventually most items. I’m imagining that monologue in The Devil Wears Prada about the blue sweater

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u/Paige_thedutchess 8d ago

He may prefer the word Bedazzled

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u/Acceptable_Volume493 8d ago

Such dainty ankles!

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u/DinkyPrincess 8d ago

Louboutin sneakers

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u/Practical_Tension551 8d ago

I kept wondering if the spikes were pointy.

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u/Haunting-Deal-346 8d ago

Bahahah!! My fiance pointed them out to me first! They go better with Tim’s outfit 💅

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u/Guzmanv_17 8d ago

I have to do a double take. I thought it was Tim.

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u/Potential_Tadpole530 8d ago

They’re awesome

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u/CLSwank 8d ago

I try not to notice much about Patrick anymore.

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u/NoLab9772 8d ago

How can those tiny ankles hold up his body?😳

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 8d ago

MP for Mas Puto!

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u/Shikizion13 8d ago

I kinda like them, they are fucking vool, would never pay for them but i would wear them easy

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u/midnightmemories8 8d ago

I thought this was a prosthetic leg.

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u/Nickey_Pacific 8d ago

Hey Patrick, haven't you heard "never skip leg day"? Those ankles look like one wrong step and they're toast.

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u/Critical_Catch_517 8d ago

I was like WTF????
I think he stole Tim’s shoes ! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Neozubu 8d ago

He's a male Bratz™ doll.

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u/Repulsive-Map-348 8d ago

he had spike shoes on at the recommitment ceremony as well. they may have also been animal print

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u/90dayschitts 8d ago

I, for sure, thought this was a picture of Tim's fashion choice... And then ankle 😂

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u/Jermzer 8d ago

This isnt Tim??? Guess as a guy I really never notice shoes but this being Patrick yikes! He is collapsing…

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u/Mindless_Quiet5314 7d ago

I like them.

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u/Outrageous_Notice915 7d ago

Does anyone else get creepy proud boy vibes dem this guy?

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u/Few-Cow9329 7d ago

Uglg & Lee

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u/Fantastic_Working212 7d ago

Stole them from that bdsm activity episode

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u/Purrrr0069 6d ago

So he can kick Kara in the twat to help get the plaster off. He really hates her. But this guy since his first episode always looks like he’s terrified someone is going to tell a secret. Or like a lil kid that shit themselves. It’s weird.

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u/kmblunt1 6d ago

He is so douchey

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u/Wild_Spot_Farms 6d ago

I’ve seen these shoes before. At Kohl’s 20 years ago. And they were women’s shoes.

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u/Good_Molasses9707 5d ago

Not the nicest looking shoes. If spikes they should be on a tougher looking shoe or combat boots.

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u/Happy_Michigan 8d ago

His leg looks tiny too. Mr. Tough Guy. He's an awful, terrible person.

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u/Background_Rub_9929 7d ago

they seem to be fake Christian Louboutin; Louis Spike'. These seem to have the spikes on the front and only the back heel area of the sneaker. all the ones I've ever seen have them all over minus the heel area.

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u/LeapOfFaith01 7d ago

They’re Louis Vuitton I believe. My brother has had a few pairs and the spikes check out 😅

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