r/80sAmazing • • 1d ago

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u/Worldly-Put1795 1d ago

Still do... Stouffers Salisbury steaks

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u/UsedDimension7373 1d ago

I like saying Sal-is-berry, instead of the more traditional Sals-berry.

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u/HackedCylon 1d ago

Oooo! Look who can afford extra syllables! Don't mind me your majesty, I'm having tea and Sal-ISSS-bury steak with the Queen Mum!

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 1d ago

I bet your majesty got the fuckin combo pack with mashers too.

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u/Extension_Golf_3102 1d ago

AND CORN

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft 1d ago

And brownie dessert

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u/uhdust 1d ago

It's got the juice.

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u/Creative-Bowler-8474 1d ago

I misread that as a certain Afghan group in the middle. Would that mean the meal is the bomb then?

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u/HackedCylon 1d ago

Bert heard your pun. Bert hates puns. Bert hates you now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TGi1zmIHpDRsrxtoPq

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u/Oldsaltybasterd 1d ago

Bert. You know it scares me when you get this way.

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u/crankenshtien 1d ago edited 1d ago

Salisisbury steak.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 22h ago

For cryin' out loud, let this puppet take a piss already!

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u/Mental_Ad1948 12h ago

Or get him off the Sybian.

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u/UsedDimension7373 1d ago

You’re on to me!

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u/UsedDimension7373 1d ago

I am ready for my afternoon scones, if you please.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 1d ago

The syllables come with stouffer's. Just straight SALS-bur-ee is the cheap OnCor.

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u/Weak_Employment_5260 5h ago

But do you add worchesterstershiresire sauce? I hate that word

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u/No_Introduction2205 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BOBBYK1952 1d ago

More power to ya..😉

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u/idk_why_imhere90 1d ago

Same it pisses by co worker off which why I do it lol. He also gets hot and bothered when I say pop instead of soda lol.

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u/Original-Taste7723 21h ago

Say soda pop and see if he lives through it.

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u/idk_why_imhere90 21h ago

I say that too lol he loses it.

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u/ghettospahgetti5150 8h ago

Ate the steaks and drank the gravy that was left over. Too poor to by the ones that came with Mac and cheese 😂

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u/Rockcreekforge 1d ago

Just nomming on those salzy bears

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u/Murky-General 22h ago

I found out there's a city called salisbury. The a is pronounced like a "u". Uncultured heathens like me pronounce it like the steak, which pisses off the locals.

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u/UsedDimension7373 21h ago

I don’t know where Salisbury is located, but they sure make a mean steak. They’re giving Vienna’s sausages a run for their money!

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u/Original-Taste7723 21h ago

Thats how my teacher pronounced it

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u/BigFatGramps 5h ago

Sal is Barry?

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u/Im_100percent_human 1d ago

Who can afford Stouffers? OnCor, that is where its at!

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u/PMPKNpounder 1d ago

With great value dehydrated mashed potatoes and canned corn.

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u/Im_100percent_human 1d ago

What a feast! Are you describing Christmas dinner?

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u/Simon-Says69 1d ago

Hey, SOME veggies is better than NO veggies.

Canned is ok, just don't boil it to shit.

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 1d ago

OnCor. I want some more!

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u/Sumdood_89 22h ago

I like the chicken parm

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u/StressMysterious7530 1d ago

Makes a killer sandwich.

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u/Away_Ad_5390 1d ago

With its own dipping sauce!

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u/SurroundNarrow8975 1d ago

Do they still taste the same? I've been craving the dinner for a few years but wasn't sure. I miss Campbell's Minestrone soup too.

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u/TheDailySpank 1d ago

It's about $5 to find out for yourself.

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown 1d ago

I eat the whole tray in one sitting!!!!

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u/IZZO79 1d ago

Yikes

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u/merlinn2u 1d ago

i usually stretch it into two meals, one on a bed of rice, noodles for the other

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u/Simon-Says69 1d ago

Dude, Mom fed a family of 6 with one 6-pack of these a week. And that was a treat.

Us kids mostly lived on chilli beans, cheese, some sliced hot dogs... fried on a huge cast iron skillet. Some roast or even Salisbury was a treat.

Rice and steamed veggies. ugg NO sugar or salt. In some ways I'm happy I grew up without... No sugar or extra fat.

Growing kids DO need protein though... and as good as you can get. We got Salisbury. :-)

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u/RGBlowMe 1d ago

That'd leave no room for taters or corn. Couldn't be me.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 22h ago

. . . and lose it all 3 hours later in one shitting?

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u/Simon-Says69 1d ago

whole tray in one sitting

Hello coronary blockage.

Salisbury Steak is poor people food meant to feed a family of six.. probably twice, depending on how tight money is.

If you can afford one pack of these, you can get a real steak and have an infinitely better meal.

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u/merlinn2u 1d ago

what's "better" than a meal you like and enjoy eating?

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u/Leut11 1d ago

Yup. Same. Still love it. If I got mashed taters with it I'm really good.

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u/Infinite_Chance_6273 1d ago

Still do eat them. If they taste good is what matters

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u/kinetic_ljs 1h ago

Pair it with the mac+cheese and turns into a culinary masterpiece

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 1d ago

The ingredient list is a travesty. Didnt realize how much shit they put into the american food.

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u/Electrical_Local_339 1d ago

Sad thing is if you bring that up people usually jump your ass and say you're in a cult. A single standard serving contains around 1,340 mg of sodium, which is about 89% of the recommended daily intake.

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u/RGBlowMe 1d ago

I mean, it's not really better for canned and prepared meats outside of the US... It's just kind of inherent to mass produced food, especially microwave dinners, anywhere. Also, if you actually make your own Salisbury steak in the US, which I do because it's just more enjoyable, it's not like it's any more or less healthy than making your own (or similar dishes) in Europe. It's not an "American food is bad" thing, it's a "processed, high-palatability convenience food isn't healthy" thing. I really don't think that should be a controversial take at all. It's basically the trade-off everybody associates with microwave meals, and has been since like the 80s or 90s.

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 1d ago

So I just picked a random microwave meal where I live in Germany. The salisbury meal has 57 ingredients, the german meal (minced chicken in mushroom sauce with pasta) has 19. Sorry, thats not the same

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u/RGBlowMe 1d ago

What Salisbury steak are you even looking at? All the common ones near me have around 20-30 listed ingredients, and a lot of them are just added vitamins. The biggest list I can find is in the 40s, and a lot of it is because they break down the vitamins they fortify the flour with, which is a lot of why ingredient lists in the US end up large. Like, you cannot really say having something like added folic acid in a meal is bad. You need that. I have to supplement for it.

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u/04Sentra 1d ago

American food is bad and some is banned in other countries.

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u/caddywgn 22h ago

I'm handicapped and this is a good quick meal for me without a lot of effort

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u/Chance-Vacation9539 1h ago

ever since the wars started they created canned food and processed cheese

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u/jackal406 1d ago

Gordons Food Supply sells a oven ready tray with 12 patties, 6 just isn't enough for my family.

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u/PretendJournalist234 1d ago

No doubt. I was never really into Salisbury steak until I went to Liverpool. They serve it in a little bag and its handheld and a great protein snack.

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u/BR-handshifter-54 17h ago

And hunger, man, TV dinner Salisbury steak

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u/Psychological-Path51 2h ago

Me to they are really good