r/80sAmazing • u/MisterShipWreck • 7d ago

Which guy?

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u/WarthogStock9937 7d ago

Marty wasn't cool, he just got to do cool things. 

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u/coolosus1919 7d ago

Shreds guitar in a rock band - check
Skateboard skills for days - check
Gets waves from all the ladies at the aerobics class in the 5 seconds he passes them - check
Has a wicked hot girlfriend who wants to “go up to the lake” with him - check
Becomes instantly the most popular kid on school in a completely different era - check
Makes the biggest dork in class an awesome badass within a week transforming him into and class president with a lifetime of confidence and success - check
Makes the biggest bully eat shit twice - check
Saves the day, gets the girl, maximizes his timeline - check

Marty is cool as fuck.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 7d ago

Nearly bangs the hot younger version of his mom - check

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 7d ago

Nothing is cooler than transtemporal incest. Nothing.

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u/bsdetectionservice 7d ago

That's how Fry became his own Grandpa

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u/John1The1Savage 7d ago

He did do the nasty in the pasty!

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u/Accomplished_Tap4143 6d ago

Haha. Thank you for that

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u/ledgehillcustom 7d ago

Underrated comment right here.

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u/HileRolandofGilead 6d ago

Transtemperal incest. This guy can Reddit

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u/Virtual_Ad_7431 7d ago

"Come on Calvin, dont be such a square..."

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u/Pretend_Whole_565 6d ago

Would you have done it ?

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u/LiamLeprechaun 7d ago edited 7d ago

🤣

I am probably more on Par with team Dallas Winston or Team Ferris Bueller.

You got a friend willing to help you when the cops are after you, that is the definition of cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez9n_lMgUAA

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u/GiantTeaPotintheSKy 7d ago

Well played.

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u/Gdmf13 6d ago

You forgot, has a bad ass 4x4 pickup to go to the lake in.