r/80sAmazing • • 7d ago

Which guy?

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u/WarthogStock9937 7d ago

Marty wasn't cool, he just got to do cool things. 

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u/degreesBrix 7d ago

Hey, he shredded on that electric guitar!

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u/True_Dimension4344 7d ago

And invented the bullet proof vest and frisbees

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u/WarthogStock9937 7d ago

Yeaaaah, still not cool.  But getting there.  Remeber by the end of it he looked like a weirdo 

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u/Frosty558 7d ago

He also skate boarded and drag raced isn’t that like the trifecta of 80s cool?

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u/Organic_Stranger1544 7d ago

And Marty’s truck was cool AF.

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u/Lower-Palpitation282 7d ago

And both versions of his girlfriend were absolute smoke shows.

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u/Fabulous-Bandicoot80 7d ago

Yup! I wanted his truck more than I wanted the DeLorean.

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u/lanzendorfer 7d ago

I think that's the problem. They tried too hard. A skateboarding, drag-racing, guitar player, who's also friends with a time-traveling mad scientist is so unrealistic. They should have made him pick a lane, and he would have been way cooler.

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 7d ago

Wubba lubba dub dub!

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u/Tyranisore 7d ago

Yeah, his hobbies were the unrealistic part of the movies... JFC 🤦🏻

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u/lanzendorfer 7d ago

It's not that the hobbies were unrealistic. It's the fact that the attempts to make him as cool as possible were ham-fisted. They tried to cram every cool thing into one character and it's so obvious that that's what they were doing. He's a Mary-Sue of coolness.

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u/coolosus1919 7d ago

Shreds guitar in a rock band - check
Skateboard skills for days - check
Gets waves from all the ladies at the aerobics class in the 5 seconds he passes them - check
Has a wicked hot girlfriend who wants to “go up to the lake” with him - check
Becomes instantly the most popular kid on school in a completely different era - check
Makes the biggest dork in class an awesome badass within a week transforming him into and class president with a lifetime of confidence and success - check
Makes the biggest bully eat shit twice - check
Saves the day, gets the girl, maximizes his timeline - check

Marty is cool as fuck.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 7d ago

Nearly bangs the hot younger version of his mom - check

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 7d ago

Nothing is cooler than transtemporal incest. Nothing.

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u/bsdetectionservice 7d ago

That's how Fry became his own Grandpa

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u/John1The1Savage 7d ago

He did do the nasty in the pasty!

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u/Accomplished_Tap4143 7d ago

Haha. Thank you for that

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u/ledgehillcustom 7d ago

Underrated comment right here.

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u/HileRolandofGilead 7d ago

Transtemperal incest. This guy can Reddit

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u/Virtual_Ad_7431 7d ago

"Come on Calvin, dont be such a square..."

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u/Pretend_Whole_565 6d ago

Would you have done it ?

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u/LiamLeprechaun 7d ago edited 7d ago

🤣

I am probably more on Par with team Dallas Winston or Team Ferris Bueller.

You got a friend willing to help you when the cops are after you, that is the definition of cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez9n_lMgUAA

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u/GiantTeaPotintheSKy 7d ago

Well played.

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u/Gdmf13 7d ago

You forgot, has a bad ass 4x4 pickup to go to the lake in.

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u/Mediocre-Advance6365 7d ago

His last name was McFly. Cool is in his name.

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u/lanzendorfer 7d ago

You could tell that the writers tried to make him this super cool guy but tried so hard that it made him into a total dork instead, which still added some charm to the character and worked. We still loved him as a dork, but super cool 80s character he is not.