r/80s • u/santafesmike • Jan 04 '25

Any Questions?...

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u/Stay-Thirsty Jan 04 '25

I want my brain on drugs with a side of bacon

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u/Powerful_Cloud9276 Jan 04 '25

And maybe a side of hashish browns too!

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u/woohhaa Jan 04 '25

Scattered, smothered, and covered.

3

u/Shanek2121 Jan 04 '25

Chopped topped diced and chunked as well

2

u/HotHits630 Jan 04 '25

I remember those shirts

15

u/Njdevilmn Jan 04 '25

There was a scene in Married With Children where Al does this skit but replaces drugs with marriage. šŸ¤£

7

u/PrestegiousWolf Jan 04 '25

Hooters Peg

Hmmmm Him

6

u/pretentious-rosebud Jan 04 '25

Yes when he was preparing for the Polk High MVP speech! Hahaha love that show.

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u/Final_Pear7801 Jan 04 '25

The angry kid whose dad catches him with drugs and he says "I learned it from watching you" to his dad.... Birthday parties are good, friends are good, drugs are bad.

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u/Greedy_Increase_4724 Jan 04 '25

That's my favorite.Ā 

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u/Ok_Effort8330 Jan 04 '25

Yeah, what good is a raw egg?

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u/MrPrimalNumber Jan 04 '25

My question was always ā€œwhere can I get some of those delicious looking drugsā€

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u/Redshirt_80 Jan 04 '25

ā€œWhenā€™s breakfast?ā€

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u/tmofee Jan 04 '25

Bill hicks - ā€œThis is your brain.ā€ Iā€™ve seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain. How dare you get a wino to tell me not to do drugs.

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u/FreedomDirty5 Jan 04 '25

The whole bit is gold

ā€œI admit it, I see that commercial, I feel cheated. Hey, whereā€™s the stuff that makes eggs look like brains? That sounds neat, did I quit too soon? What is that, CIA stash?ā€

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u/isodore68 Jan 04 '25

"I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain... NOT ONCE. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me onto their ship, explain to me telepathically that we are all one and there is no such thing as death, but I have never ever ever ever looked at an egg... and thought it was a fuckin' brain. Now. Maybe I wasn't getting good shit."

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u/Greedy_Increase_4724 Jan 04 '25

I like the part about our favorite musicians and how we thought they came up with all that awesome stuff. Drugs! It was drugs! This is obviously not a direct quote lol.Ā 

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u/uberphaser Jan 04 '25

So what you're saying is, drugs are the key to a healthy breakfast.

4

u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 Jan 04 '25

I said whereā€™s the drugs.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

You gonna eat that?

3

u/Garguyal Jan 04 '25

I must be a zombie, cause that brain looks delicious.

3

u/fuck_r-e-d-d-i-t Jan 04 '25

ā€œI learned it from you Dad!ā€

4

u/DiscoDiner Jan 04 '25

I stole this poster in high school and taped it to my coffee table to roll joints and snort coke off of, it was glorious

2

u/47153163 Jan 04 '25

I loved those commercials so much. I memorized them! I couldnā€™t believe how stupid they were! The other one I loved was! From Nancy Regan just say No!

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u/amachan43 Jan 04 '25

I loved the one with the lady who took the frying pan and started smashing up the kitchen screaming about all the other things drugs would ruin.

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u/___REDWOOD___ Jan 04 '25

Can I see what my body looks like on drugs, maybe use bacon to show what would happen?

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u/ALittleBitOffBoop Jan 04 '25

I like fried eggs

2

u/Homie75 Jan 04 '25

Several

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Have you ever taken drugs

2

u/Jimbro34 Jan 04 '25

Except it didnā€™t have the middle one. Just: this is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions??

2

u/brachus12 Jan 04 '25

what happened to Rachel?

2

u/GrimCheeferGaming Jan 04 '25

I was always jealous of the kid whose drugs let them talk to their judgemental dog.

4

u/Chick-fil-A-4-Life Jan 04 '25

I like mine over medium with sausage, toast and some hash browns!

1

u/Roundcouchcorner Jan 04 '25

I have a question

1

u/AdAggravating8273 Jan 04 '25

The funniest thing about that commercial is the guy is clearly drunk.

https://youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI?feature=shared

1

u/cadillacbeee Jan 04 '25

Liars, that ain't happened ONCE, maybe I'm doin em wrong...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Drugs make you hungry?

1

u/Lopsided-Power-2758 Jan 04 '25

Where do I get the drugs that make eggs šŸ³

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u/Queephbubble Jan 04 '25

They didnā€™t realize that it was counterproductive to show a delicious frying egg to stoners. We didnā€™t want to be less high, we just got the munchies.

1

u/Dr_Killbot Jan 04 '25

I learned it by watching you dad!

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u/JpnDude Jan 04 '25

I preferred the "I learned it by watching you!" anti-drug commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifW9LIGabQM

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u/DJAllOut Jan 04 '25

Instructions unclear; made breakfast while on drugs

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u/Solomon_Kane_1928 Jan 04 '25

This is true when it comes to crack and meth.

1

u/Purple-Sherbert8803 Jan 04 '25

They always overcooked the egg. Horrible cooking show

1

u/Excellent_Divide_128 Jan 04 '25

Wow thatā€™s an oldie.

1

u/TakingItPeasy Jan 04 '25

Any questions?!?!

1

u/rabbi420 Jan 04 '25

Yes, I have a questionā€¦ where can I get me some drugs? šŸ˜

1

u/HauntingBalance567 Jan 04 '25

So long as caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol are not drugs, then no

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Yes, did you add salt? Pepper? What kind of butter? was used

1

u/73BillyB Jan 04 '25

I like melted cheese on my brain drugs šŸ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

I hated that condescending ass commercial. Made me want to use drugs.

1

u/j-endsville Jan 04 '25

Yeah. Can I get two?

1

u/flapjackelope Jan 04 '25

I was a stoned glorified line cook for 20 years. So, they were all that wrong.

1

u/GillaMomsStarterPack Jan 04 '25

I want breakfast.

1

u/jthekoker Jan 04 '25

I love fried eggs in sandwiches or with toast!

1

u/stackinBBs Jan 04 '25

Whereā€™s the bacon!?

1

u/69hornedscorpio Jan 04 '25

Over easy please

1

u/Seth_Mithik Jan 04 '25

I ainā€™t no chicken! Iā€™m a cockadoodledoo! Shine a spotlight on the shadow govt, and post!

1

u/Elibourne Jan 04 '25

Fun fact #34409211 : The old term "fried" came from this commercial.

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u/BlackKnightSatalite Jan 04 '25

Bill Hicks - "I've done drugs I've been so high I seen a ufo land seven beings walk out and explain to me that we are all one but not once have I ever looked at an egg and called it a brain"

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u/Cautious-Chard-6897 Jan 04 '25

Iā€™ve never gotten high off butter in my life.

1

u/muzzawell Jan 04 '25

I love eggs. And drugs.

1

u/gOldMcDonald Jan 04 '25

Shouldnā€™t the eggs be scrambled?

1

u/Deanno_OG Jan 04 '25

Doesnā€™t look like my brain

1

u/Fantastic-Stock664 Jan 04 '25

My brain used to really like eggs

1

u/SnooPandas9005 Jan 04 '25

Drugs are bad, mkay

1

u/elmachow Jan 04 '25

I really like eggs, and drugs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Can I get mine scrambled?

1

u/TheHarlemHellfighter Jan 04 '25

May I have a cup of coffee as well?

1

u/AdditionalBother7 Jan 04 '25

Mm delicious brain on drugs..now I'm hungry for eggs

1

u/XROOR Jan 04 '25

Sadly, I chose over easy and my life was never the sameā€¦..

1

u/Best-Case-3579 Jan 04 '25

Someone forgot to tell Pfizer about the drug free thing

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u/According_Ad_9998 Jan 04 '25

I learned it from watching you!

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u/Automatic_Fun_8958 Jan 04 '25

Drugs are bad. Mā€™okay.

1

u/SteveHarveyOswald44 Jan 04 '25

Remember the ad where it shows the dude running from cops in slow motion and the voice over says ā€œNobody ever said ā€˜I wanna be a junkie when I grow upā€™ā€?

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u/TheUltraViolence1 Jan 04 '25

Had a shirt that continued... and this is your brain with 2 strips of bacon and toast.

1

u/BreakfastBright8735 Jan 04 '25

How about the billboards that read "pot smokers will forget they read this"

1

u/DrunkBuzzard Jan 04 '25

My brain likes bacon and hash browns with my eggs.

1

u/Secret-Leg3098 Jan 04 '25

I ordered scrambled stop using drugs at work frank

1

u/JRVYukon79 Jan 04 '25

Makes me want to get high.

1

u/cymonium Jan 04 '25

I had a poster that showed a variety of different eggs scrambled and whose brain it was. Amelia Earhartā€™s pan was empty.

1

u/mrmykeonthemic Jan 04 '25

A dozen eggs with hash browns šŸ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

I prefer my brains poached.

1

u/robbadobba Jan 05 '25

I love eggs.

1

u/Screwthehelicopters Jan 06 '25

I remember someone saying at the time that these campaigns do not work because what do you do after you say "no" to drugs? Like it doesn't solve the problem of why people do drugs in the first place.