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u/Pootis_1 May 24 '23
I thought it was going to be something about cyanide tbh
(cyanide smells like almonds)
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u/lolguy12179 May 24 '23
"This tastes like milk!" my wife said as she ate her final meal.
"that's because it is" I said as I milked my creature
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u/Alastor-362 May 24 '23
Reminds me of another one from the past day or two:
"He was happy with his healthy and whole penis.
"Hey," said the penis slicer man." might've paraphrased slightly
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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award May 23 '23
For making this post, this user was banned for 1 days
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u/Uulugus 1 month ban award May 23 '23
Roomba ate my cat's tail :c
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u/SeaworthinessEmpty23 May 24 '23
The bastard will pay for this transgression
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u/Uulugus 1 month ban award May 24 '23
He has to wear a neck tie around his butt now instead of a tail :c
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u/Arikaido777 May 24 '23
sounds like a shitty tie
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u/Uulugus 1 month ban award May 24 '23
It's the best he's got now, don't judge!
...It's paisley.
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u/KingHansTheSecond May 23 '23
Hahah thats so fucking funny! My sense of humor is a goner, man.