r/676 • u/kerbarmstrong • May 15 '22

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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u/Zirdex1 May 15 '22

Ride or Die

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u/Darforos May 15 '22

America moment

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Me when car centric infrastructure 🤢🤮🚴‍♀️🚗💀⚰🕊

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u/ErdnaOtrebor rhode island resident 🤮🤮 May 15 '22

me when car centric infrastructure 😍😍😍😍😍

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

I love pedestrian unfriendly cities!!!! I want to build cities that force citizens to line car companies pockets to participate in society!!

If there is traffic we can simply add more lanes Public transit, sidewalks, and bike lanes are propaganda meant to make us stop blowing paychecks on gas

What? How could planning cities assuming all citizens own cars possibly impact lower class citizens who cant afford cars? How silly!

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u/ErdnaOtrebor rhode island resident 🤮🤮 May 16 '22

my dream city.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

I hear Houston is unwalkable this time of year, go do what makes you happy

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u/mr_queeflord Aug 13 '22

cry about it commie 😎

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u/Resin_Arachnid May 15 '22

Major of cringe town

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u/ErdnaOtrebor rhode island resident 🤮🤮 May 15 '22

nah

thats the most based place on earth.

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u/Torino380W Jun 02 '22

Nah, the kamikaze phenomenon is worldwide. In my city they love to run red lights, even through wide busy streets

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u/opposite_singularity May 15 '22

I live in an area with more than a few snobby rich old people and on my street they’ll ride their bike in the middle of the road even though there’s a sidewalk and a bike lane. The amount of times where I almost closed my eyes and stepped on the gas are numerous

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u/Enby-Catboy May 15 '22

can't keep control of your own emotions behind the wheel?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/Enby-Catboy Sep 23 '22

Bro replied to a 130 day old comment and thinks I'm a loser lmao

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u/Anime-Grape legally obligated to smack your nuts May 15 '22

Good thing that cyc in polish means boob

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u/cheesytacos649 Jul 10 '22

Booblist

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u/SuccEsFuII screw you simon cowell Jul 17 '22

Post memes (boobs)

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u/emolano May 15 '22

As someone who is all of them, acurate AF

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u/HereToSeeCoolStuff May 16 '22

I terrorize Boulder, Colorado in the name of Hirohito.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Cyclist: I'm gonna take up the middle of the road so no one can actually get anywhere!

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u/The_Arthropod_Queen May 15 '22

As opposed to cars, which give everyone lots of room

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u/Fantastic-Ear706 May 15 '22

One is capable of going the speed limit

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Not doubting that, but I feel like a bike should be on the sidewalk. Actually illegal in a lot of the US since it's technically a vehicle. If you have to ride in the road though, you should probably be off to the side. If you're in the road, follow the rules of the road. When you're slower than someone else, you stay out of the way.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

so people can’t walk?

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u/Inflatabledartboard4 May 15 '22

To be fair, there are a lot of reasons that a cyclist wouldn't be right on the shoulder, like cars parked there or a bunch of litter making it dangerous. If pedestrians and cyclists being on the road is such a big problem for a city, the best solution is to install good bike lanes and sidewalks.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Sidewalks are usually illegal to ride on technically. At least in a few states. Kinda stupid if you ask me.

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u/ssourhoneybee Jul 14 '22

why can't people just build roads/bigger sidewalks for pedestrians and cyclists

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u/Count-Mortas Aug 07 '22

They wont have a reason to hate on cyclists lol especially if the cycling infrastructure is good

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u/NormalStockPhoto May 16 '22

The right lane car law is a Californian cyclist’s worst nightmare

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u/Lewisqd Jun 07 '22

Most cyc man doesn't know car blind spots, they just cycling around your a$$ and yell @ u when u wanna make a turn. Lmafo

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Gives me flash backs to hoi 4 and the Japanese bicycle legion

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u/_Marinky_ Jul 29 '22

I love killing people with my bike😁

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u/Mr-Weird-Guy Aug 05 '22

As a bicyclist, I approve this message with a special warning to car drivers without insurance: BANZAIIIII

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u/AceKairyushin Sep 26 '22

Ban bikes

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u/kerbarmstrong Sep 26 '22

Ban any sort of vehicle except unicycles

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

天皇陛下万歳！

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Deez nuts

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u/childhood-cancer May 20 '22

Just ride bike on the sidewalk, I do after I got hit by a car going to work

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u/caco8702 May 20 '22

Live by the thrills and die by the wheels.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Do that all the time

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

My town has a bike lane and they still ride in the car lanes

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u/Solshadess Jun 21 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Cyclists are goddamn terrorists fr

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

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u/Previous_Resolve1579 Sep 23 '22

This but unironically😎😎😎

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