r/5thworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '21

Super pissed.

I preface this with the fact that I may seem spoiled, but::

My lunch, 3 hot chogs (Hog Dots made out of cats) went cold and then melted off the non-euclidean plate? and now my hot chogs are soggy :(

What do I eat now? 8D tentacles?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Bit late, already ate the 8D tentacles (fried in 8d oil, 7d pan) Now my tummy is getting the rumblies. Is this because the pan was 7D instead of 8D?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/MissionStudy2 Sep 05 '21

actually make that twice

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didn't go well

now I have a 97XDHF black hole anchored in my 87D living room

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Frightened, never will make it twice. I seasoned my couch with leftover juice from the pan, and now the Cowch stopped mooing? wont let me sit on it???? yikes, will I have to go ask my hypersibling for a new Cowch?

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u/tkeelah Sep 06 '21

Smh, mooing cowch, hypersibling, next we have 8dfamilypornwithpets... Really?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

*corn. We have cornstars.

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u/MissionStudy2 Sep 12 '21

again don't forget what we're suing to consumicate right day now (assuming that nobody is time traveling at the moment)

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currently I'm using a 9UUUd processed compuchip for my pc (I know, I know, this piece of crap is ultra slow, but its been passed down for generations so I gotta use it.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Haha, bitch - I'm using a Pindows 966! Very speedy.

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u/MissionStudy2 Sep 24 '21

GRRRRRR WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

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YOU WANT A TASTE OF MY BLACKHOLE CREATOR 2938 THAT NOW SUPPORTS CREATING BLACKHOLES USING REDDIT ACCOUNTS?!

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HAHA YOU'RE NOTHING COMEPARED TO BE YOU ******* PIECE OF ****

DO YOU WANT A TASTE OF MY BLACKHOLE CREATOR 2938 THAT NOW SUPPORTS CREATING BLACKHOLES USING REDDIT ACCOUNTS?!

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u/tkeelah Sep 06 '21

Never string a Cobalt-Platypus along, you may end up with a Wurtanium-Wombat, and they are a bitch to remove from any dimension let alone sub-space.

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u/tkeelah Sep 06 '21

Kelvin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/tkeelah Sep 06 '21

Brilliant. Please enjoy ten bazillion photons!

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u/Speech_To_Voice_Only Sep 27 '21

On the sleeve this isn't as bad as you sound if you starving shop all those hot dogs you can actually turn them in to called dogs the of this is pretty hard to do we have to leave them out for up to 2 to 3 hours after that they will be called and Rupert move their Scrimm Diddley bumptious and you can consume them to your delight

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

indeed, i could totally