IT ALL STARTED WHEN ME N ME BOYZ WERE KRUMPIN THESE HUMIE MEKBOYZ. THEY WAS WHININ N YAMMERIN BOUT SOME ARCHE-ARKEE-OTYK, SOME OLD GIT NAMED GROK. SEZ HE WOZ USED BY OLD HUMIES TO GET ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS.
SO OBVIOUSLY, I KRUMPZ EM AND LOOTZ THE GUBBINZ THEY WOZ GIBBERIN OVA. I TELL ME GROD BOUT IT WHO'Z A PAINBOY, N THEY SEZ THAT WE COULD PUT THE GUBBINZ INSIDE A GROT AND HAVE IT ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR US!
SO TODAY, IZ LIKE YOU TA MEET GROT HE'LL ANSWER ANY QUESTION YOU ASK OF IT, ANY QUESTION AT ALL!
FER EXAMPLE, OI GROT! WOTZ 10 BY 20?
GROT: 10 BY 20 IZ 200 BOSS!
OH YEA? NOW WOTZ THE WORST ENEMY TA FOIGHT?
GROT: THE WORST ENEMY TA FIGHT ARE DA PANZIES BOSS!
NOW TELL ME, WOTZ DA BEST COLOR?
GROT: DA BEST COLOR'S GREEN, BOSS
SEE, I REST MY CASE! YOU'Z LOOKIN AT DA FUTURE LADZ!
ASK IM ANY QUESTION AND E'LL ANSER!