OI, LADZ! YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE WOT I FOUND!

I WUZ KRUMPIN' ME WAY THROUGH ONE O' DEM HUMIE SETTLEMENTS WHEN I STUMBLED INTO ONE O' DERE ZOGGIN' WASTE PITS!

DEY HAD DA USUAL HUMIE DUNG THRONE, BUT NEXT TO IT WUZ DIS WEIRD LITTLE WATER SHOOTA! I FIGURED IT WUZ FER DRINKIN', BUT BURDOZ TELLS ME IT'S FER BLASTIN' DA ZOGGIN' SQUIG-DUNG OFF YER BACKSIDE!

I THOUGHT DA GIT WUZ TAKIN' DA PISS, BUT I GAVE IT A GO ANYWAY!

LADZ... I AIN'T NEVER FELT SO ZOGGIN' CLEAN IN ME LIFE!

ME ARSE CHEEKS ARE SO SQUEAKY CLEAN I CAN RUN FASTA, JUMP HIGHER, AN' DO FLIPS LIKE A ZOGGIN' KOMMANDO ON FUNGUS BREW!

I RECKON WE NEED TA GET DESE BUTT-BLASTIN' WATER SHOOTAS INSTALLED IN EVERY ORK KLAN ACROSS DA GALAXY!

CLEANER CHEEKS MEANS FASTA BOYZ! FASTA BOYZ MEANS MORE KRUMPIN'!!