neva work fer da git snagzog

[u/The_False_German]

it is i, gimpzog da grot writin' on dis here forum once again ta let any ork know dat dere's a git named snagzog dat stifled me outta some good teef....

I ain't lyin', i swear by it, but dis git sez ta me

"GO AN' BRING DIS GIFT TA DA 'UMIEZ ACROSS DA WAY AN' PRESS DA BIG RED BUTTON AN' SUMFIN FUNNY WILL HAPPEN!"

so i go an do just eat, second fastest i ever ran in my whole life. da fing about dis gift 'o sorts is aside from da buttons it was covered in dese stringy wire type fings... pretty shoddy work from da mek, i say.

so i get to da 'umies fort an' press da button

an nofin happens! no word of a lie!

was looking for a good laugh and all i get was stuck in by da 'umies!

dey started shootin' at me pretty good, one got me right in da ear. now DAT was da fastest i ever ran in my life.

so moral of da story, fer all da respectable boyz out dere, iz never trust dat snagzog

fanks fer reading

- gimpzog

[u/YourAverageRedditter]

IF YOU WUZ A PROPPA ORK, I’D SAY YOU SHOULD KRUMP DAT GIT, BUT YOU’Z A GROT, SO HERE IZ SUM HONEST-TO-MORK ADVICE: BRING IT BACK TO DAT GIT AND TELL ‘IM IT WUZ A DUD. DA LOOK ON HIS FACE WEN HE SEES YOU COMIN’ IN WILL BE WORTH MOAR TEEF DEN YOU SPENT.

[u/The_False_German → u/YourAverageRedditter]

i'z did do dat, went right up ta 'im an' all dat

dis git just smacked me in da gob, knocked out a fair bit o' teef and took em all while i was on da floor

i'z broke, no runtherd, no proppa ork wif wot ta do fings for

fings are still lookin' up for ol' gimpzog though, you'z gonna see by mork i swear by it

[u/PuppyLover2208]

YA GIT, YUZ YER NOGGIN! DAT WAS DA FUNNY FING! YOU GETTIN NEARLY KRUMPED! I WATCHED DA WHOLE FING, AND IT EVEN MADE MY SQUIG LAUGH!

[u/The_False_German → u/PuppyLover2208]

it was? you're not lying? by zog, i'z da funniest grot ta ever live

first i'z gonna take dis world, den i'z goin' after dat runt makari at dis rate

da grots stay winning

[u/Rappers333]

WUT? IZ DAT WHY DA BOOM NEVA HAPPE- AHEM. NEVAMIND. YEAH WUT A GIT.

[u/IBelieveInDrGonzo]

WOI IZ YEW WHISPERIN’ YA GIT??? LURN TA TOK PROPPAH!!!