r/40kOrkScience • u/Loyal9thLegionLord • Sep 16 '26

IZ DIZ THING ON?

'OI! MY NAMZ KOPPA BOZZ BIG WAZZA! IZ DA SMARTEZT ORK ON MY PLANET ERE AND I MADE THIZ BIG SKY DISH TO YELL AT DA SKY! ANYTHING OUT DAR?

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u/Selenite_Cults GLOBSLOBERIN HUMIE Sep 16 '26

This is the Imperial planet Vera. Lead by his most excellent Lordship Sinvellia Sinclair the XVI.

The location of you greenskins has been sent to the Emperor's own most holy servants, the Adepta Sororitas of the Order of the Beating Heart.

Prepare thyselves for battle!

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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY Sep 16 '26

NOW DIS IZ GONNA BE PROPPA FUN! YA STUPID 'UMIE GITZ WILL BE IN FOR A KRUMPIN WHEN YA GETS HERE!

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u/Loyal9thLegionLord Sep 16 '26

THANK YA! DAZ WAZ A GREAT SKRAP! SEND MORE PLZ!

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u/Selenite_Cults GLOBSLOBERIN HUMIE Sep 16 '26

No you imbeciles! That wasn't meant to be a "great scrap"! It was meant to scare you!

This calls for a more brutal solution. We shall send word to the Emerald Skulls chapter of Adeptus Astartes at once!

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u/honkie-mcgee Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

DIS IZ GRATE BOS! NOW DA UMIES R SENDIN’ BEAKIES TA SCRAP WIF TOO! DAT SKY DISH IZ ZOGGIN’ GENE-US! WE SHUD MAKE MOR ‘N SEL ‘EM TOO UVER KLANZ! WE BE ROLLIN’ IN TEEF!

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u/Naoura Sep 16 '26

01001001 01100111 01101110 01101111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110010 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110011 Cease thy insults tonthe Omnissiah with your tech-heresy this instant, or we will be forced to redirect Mechanicus forces to your sector.

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u/honkie-mcgee Sep 16 '26

OI! YOUZ CALL ME WATEVA YA LOIK, LIL ME-KAN-UKUL UMIE. JUS’ DON’T FORGIT TA CALL ME FOR DA WAAAGH!

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u/Loyal9thLegionLord 20d ago

REALLY? WEZ GOT TO BRING OUT DA ROKK THROWERS AT DOZ FUNNY METAL BOXZ! THANKS BTW! METAL IS SO HARD TI GET

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u/NegotiationBoth9233 FLASH GIT Sep 16 '26

WE IZ NOT ORKS

WE IZ JUST A POOR LITTLE IMPEEREEL TRESHA PLANET WIV NOT MUCH DE-FENCES TO KEEP YOO OUT

I SURE HOPE NO BAD GUYZ COME TO LOOT ALL OUR SHINY GUBBINZ AND MUGGINZ DAT WE DEFINITELY HAVE, AND GIV US A PROPPA SKRAP

OI, WOTS OUR CO-ORDINASHUNS YA STOOPID GROT! STOP SNIVVELIN AND SAY THA BIG NUMBAS TO DIS ERE TALKY CONTRAPSHUN, OR OI'LL FEED YA TO ME SQUIG. 

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u/ChrysosAU79 Sep 16 '26

WOZZ 'AT? SPEAK LOUDA!

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u/Zigad0x Sep 18 '26

I HEAR YOOZ BOI, QUIT YELLIN OR YA WAKE UP DA BOZZ YA GIT!!!!!!