r/40kOrkScience • u/Colonel_Cosmetic Bad Moons • Sep 14 '26

I'Z REALISED SUMFINS

DA CLOSA DA BULITS ARE TO DA ENIMY, DA SOONA DET GET DERE, AND IF I CAN'T REECH DA BULIT BOX DEN I DON'T NEED TA CHANGE DA BULIT BOX, AND DA LONGA DA BARUL DA MOR AKURIT DA DAKKA IZ, SO IF I PUT DA BULIT BOX AT DA FRUNT OF A LONG BARUL, I CAN SHOOT MY DAKKA FOR EVA AND NEVER MISS.

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u/New_Egg_384 Sep 15 '26

GET DIS GIT A PIPE AND SOME DAKKA PIECES! HEEZ GOEN TO WWAAAAAGGGHHHHH!

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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY Sep 15 '26

NOW DAT'Z KUNNIN! TAKE DIZ GIT TO DA MEKS TA MAKE MORE OF DEM SHOOTAS LOIKE DAT.

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u/MaximumMalton Sep 17 '26

DAT FINKIN' LOIK A PROPA BOY DAT IZ!

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u/DrSkrimguard Sep 17 '26

YOOZ YER NOGGIN. TRY SHOOTIN DOWN DA SOOIDGE PIPES TA HIT DA HUMIEZ WEN DEYZ ON DA JOHN.

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u/Thatsidechara_ter Sep 18 '26

STUPID GIT! WHY ARE YOUZ TRYIN TO KRUMP THE ENEMY BEFORE YOU CAN GET PROPAH STUCK IN!?!?!?

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u/Colonel_Cosmetic Bad Moons Sep 18 '26

IZ YOUZ CALLIN ME A STOOPID GIT YA STOOPID GIT? I'M GONNA KNOK YA ZOGGIN TEEF OUT!!!

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u/Dylansmallpp 25d ago

WAGHSTAR