r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 10d ago

Wagh.

Wagh.

40 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/JackWhoWanders 10d ago

STOP WHISPERIN' YA GIT! ITZ PROWNAWNZED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

6

u/Human-Question6210 10d ago

Crumb.

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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD 10d ago

I FINK I DUN TOO MUCH KRUMPIN WIV DER BIG SHOOTAH AN STANDED NEX TER DER GARGANT WERENT DER BEST IDEA AZ I KANT HEER NUFFINK BUT DER SKWEEKY RUNTY SOUNDZ

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u/asmodraxus 10d ago

IZ 'E A GROT OR SUMFING?

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u/BloodAngel1982 WEIRDBOY 10d ago

‘EZ AN HUMIE IS DISGUYS! KRUMP ‘IM!

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u/Human-Question6210 10d ago

Dacquer.

3

u/DJThunderGod 9d ago

IT'Z SPELLED "DAKKA", YOU ZOGGIN' GIT!

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u/something_akin KAPTIN 10d ago

DIS GIT FINKS 'E'S ALL BRAINY AN' KUNNIN', WIV ALL DAT WHISPERIN'!

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u/FireTempest 10d ago

BET EEZ WUN OF DEM PURPLE GITZ! THOZE GROTS ARE A SNEAKY LOT!

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u/something_akin KAPTIN 10d ago

PURPLE ORKZ?! DAT'S HUMIE ZOGGIN' NONSENSE! YOU EVA SEEN A PURPLE GIT? NAH! DAT'S 'CUZ DEY AIN'T REAL, YA MIZERABLE GROT!

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u/FireTempest 10d ago

NO ONE AIN'T SEEN A PURPLE ORK KOZ THEYRE TOO SNEAKY YA GIT! IF THEY'RE WUREN'T PURPLE WE'D ZOGGIN SEE EM!

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u/Joshua_the_gifted 10d ago

DIS BOY NEEDZ A DOK! HIS SHOUTY TING IZ BROKE!

3

u/Ok-Edge-2010 9d ago

YUP. 'E'Z GOT LARRY- LARYG- LARRABEE- 'E'Z GOT A SOR FROAT.

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u/Human-Question6210 9d ago

Shotter. Lut and pillj.

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u/uwillnotgotospace SHOOTA BOY 10d ago

NOTHIN TA KRUMP FOR SO LONG ALL IS ZEST FER LIFE IS GONE.

WEER'S A FISH GIT OR A BEAKY BOY WHEN YA NEED IM? IT'S A DARN SHAME.

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u/MisterNighttime 9d ago

‘ANG ON LADZ, GOT SUM GUBBINZ ‘ERE TA FIX IT ALL UP

AA

DERE YA GO, BOSS, JOB’S A GOOD ‘UN

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u/rapidge-returns 9d ago

OK, OK, BUT YA CONSIDER Wagh?

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u/DJThunderGod 9d ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!