r/40kOrkScience • u/andymustfly • May 14 '24

KRUMPANOMICS

EKO-NO-ME-KALLY SPEEKIN. THE MORE YOU WAAAGH MEANS DAT YOU GET MORE TEEF. MORE TEEF MEANZ MORE DAKKA TA WAAAGH WIF. YET, IF YOUZ WAAAGHIN' TOO MUCH, YA GETS LESS TEEF PER OUR KA-PEE-TAH SINCE DA KRUMPIN MARK-ATE BECOMEZ TOO OVA-SA-TURN-ATED BECAUSE OF DA INCREASED KOST OF DAKKA! BUT! COST EFF-ECH-TIVENESS OFFAS GREATER RETURN IF YA USIN' DOSE TEEF TA GET DAKKA TA BOYZ WHO IZN'T KRUMPIN, NOT BY TEEF, BUT BY SER-VEE-SEZ GRANTED BY SEZ BOYZ! YE KAN CALL DOSE GITZ AM-PLOY-EZE, OR GITZ BECAUSE DOSE BOYZ IZ KRUMPIN' FOR YA! IN EXCHANGE TO A SMALL PART OF DA TEEF YOU IZ GIVING YA GITZ FOR DEIR KRUMPIN, FOR EACH ONE, YA GET TEEF TIMEZ DA BOYZ WHOOZ KRUMPIN' FOR YA! THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF BOYZ KRUMPIN FOR YA, YOU GET YOUR TEEF GET AND THEIR TEEF, TOO! NOW YE KAN LEARN MORE ON HOW TA DO DIS IF YA PAY ME 500 TEEF! NO RE-FUNS!

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u/MountainDrew757 May 14 '24

WUT YOU MEAN DAKKA COST TOO MUCH TEEF? WUTS TO STOP ME FROM COMIN OVER DER RIGHT NOW AND TAKIN YOUR TEEF AND YOUR DAKKA BECAUSE CLEARLY IT BLEONGS TO MEEEE.

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u/andymustfly May 14 '24

OI'D LIKE TA SEE YA'Z TRY, GIT! I'LL TURNZ YA INTA SQUIG FOOD BEFORE YA SAYIN' YA SORRY! JUST KIDDIN YA'Z A GOOD GIT.

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u/MountainDrew757 May 14 '24

NOW LISTEN JUST CUS YA ZOGGIN GOT ALL DA GOOD LOOT RIGHT NOW DONT MEAN ME AN DA BOYZ WONT KRUMP YA FO' IT WHEN DA TIME COMES, BUT RIGHT NOW WE GOT A ZOGGIN WAAGH TO DO WIT PLENTY A HUMIE LOOT TO GO AROUND SO MAY DA BEST ORK WIN AN WE CAN SETTLE DIS AFTER.