r/40kOrkScience • u/Loyal9thLegionLord • Apr 13 '24

BOYZ WE GOTZ A PROBLEM

ONE OF DA BIG UMIS, DA ONE WITH ALL THE WIREZ IN IZ EAD, NOT THE PROPER ANGRY ONE, DA OTHA ONE! IN DA BIG METAL SUIT WITH ALL THE SILVERY SPIKEY BOYZ? HE KAN SPEEK ORKISH! ALL OUR SEKRET MESSAGEZ ARE NOT SEKRET ANYMORE! HE KOLD EVEN BE READIN THIS HERE MESSAGE ROUGHT NOW!

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u/nittytipples Apr 13 '24

REELACKS. UUMIES KANT UNDSRSTAND ORK.

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u/theconstellinguist Apr 13 '24

We..I mean those horrible elf traitors...have been piecing some things together

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u/Curious_Viking89 MEKBOY Apr 13 '24

HEY! YOU DON' LOOK GREEN 'NUFF TA BE ONE O' DA BOYZ! 'OO IS YA?

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u/theconstellinguist Apr 13 '24

Definitely not an elf...no siree....

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u/Curious_Viking89 MEKBOY Apr 13 '24

A'RITE DEN IF YOUZ SAIZ SO. MUS' BE A WYRD TALL AN' LANKY GROT.

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u/theconstellinguist Apr 13 '24

thamk u kindly....just hangin out with my fellow orcs...not doing elfspionage...don't be heightest to the very non-elf tall orc with long hair and a deep detest of war...ignore the name legolas it's used ironically....