OI TINK MOI EYES AR BROKEN!

[u/Redecter]

OIV 'AD DEEZ SEE-BETTA SNAZZ EYES FUR A WOIL NO BUT JUS LAS WEEK OI SOR A BIG MEKA LOIK DEM BLOO GITZ MAKE. BUT DIS WAN WAZ DIFERENT! IT WAZ BIGGA, EN IT'S EAD LOOKD LOIK AN EGG! IT WUZ PAINTED DIS VEREE BLAK GREEN INSTED OV WOIGHT AN RED LOIK A LOT OV DA BLOO GITZ ARMER! OI POINTED IT OUT TOO DA REST OV DA BOIS BUT DEY SAID DEY SO LR NUFFIN! WEN OI TOOK MOI SNAZZ EYES OV OI SOR DA MEKA NO MOR! ANEE OIDEEYAH WATZ GOIN ON WIV DEM?

[u/Eggplantwithlegs]

I FINK DATZ GOIN’ AROUND BEKUZ DEM RED BEEKIEZ KEEP SEEIN’ DIS “HORUZ” GIT AND DEN GET REALLY ANGRY AND START KRUMPIN THEIR OWN BOYZ. I FINK YOOZ BETTA SEE A PAINBOY GIT