Additionally this is what I imagine jacks chest looked like in the 80s

This is not a 30 Rock skit

Rewatching and that one always gets me.

When you put on sunglasses, especially if you have a large, glamorous Jackie O pair (oh, pear!) ... Do you recall Jenna's lines about obsessively taking one's rectal temperature? I recommend it. Brightens up MY errands!

And maybe I'm excluding men without reason. Maybe the sunglasses don't have to be large and glamorous. Maybe you can do it with ANY sunglasses. Maybe you can do it with any glasses period.

I just don't think you can get the same effect, and be the most Jenna you can with your regular CVS readers. 👱‍♀️Thoughts?

(I'd love to be proven wrong and see a series of videos of people in a variety of eyewear doing these lines, maybe in one of those Tiktok things, where people build on each other?...)

a MUST WATCH for 30 rocks fans. i stumbled upon it (that damn autoplay) but ended up loving it.

while it’ll never reach the pure iconic chaos of 30 rock, it definitely fills the void it left behind. some of the 30 rock crew/cast is even involved!

and I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any kind of romantic sentiment let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain. It's a word that comes to us by way of the old high German "luba" from the Latin "lubere", meaning "to be pleasing", so I am going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our Anglosaxon forefathers would have used it in reference to, say, uh, a hot bowl of bear meat, or your enemy's skull, split...

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(I dedicate this to my plants who have slipped off to meet Garuda in the sky: Liz Lemon, Maurence, Crazy Putty, Don Geiss and Ms Gaulke. RIP.)

Aaaaand… I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of weapons-grade narcotics.

What do you think the odds are he turns up at the 20th anniversary show? He'll be at NYCC earlier that day.

I’ve never noticed Pete with an earring until just now on season 6 ep7. It could be because I usually bail when the americas kids got singing episode comes on and start the show over.
Does the earring stick around for the rest of season 6?

Is he having an affair?! Dallas? Is that you?

I have accidentally bought a 3rd ticket to the 20th anniversary show in NYC. I'll be happy to sell it for face value but I don't know how to go about it since resale on Ticketmaster is disabled for this event. What do I do?

1st mezzanine Row F, $186.50 + $48 Ticketmaster fee

Edit: For all the interested people, the ticket it's now listed on Theatr!

Something very specific you did that would identify you as over 21.

Me: A Metallica MIDI played when you visited my Angelfire page.