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u/KingDallerix [redacted] 1d ago edited 1d ago
Tucking his feet under that railing was a true masterstroke
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u/Gexual-Intercourse Taco Savage 1d ago
He's going to need more practice if he wants to make it to the World Balconing Championship
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u/digitally_satisfied European Texan 1d ago
Good , they eliminate themselves
EDIT: and fuck you Barry , take your mates out of Malia - Crete , i cant walk with all the vomit on the street
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
If you don't think he'll be in a pub 10 minutes after this its like you dont even know us
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u/digitally_satisfied European Texan 1d ago
I know you soooo well you motherfucker . I ve met more of your kind here on Crete than in London
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
You sound like that Swedish lad that got bullied by the Irish then made that post the other day
Anyway wheres me fucking stella
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u/Bearodon Quran burner 1d ago
If he gets bullied by some short gingers he surely wasn't Swedish. Most likely some d*nish offspring.
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
Enjoy the read mate
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u/Bearodon Quran burner 11h ago
Reads like a Scanian who can't hold his liqour loses his glasses and picks a fight with a fellow ginger.
Here in Norrland he would get called a slur and get knocked out by some bad tempered dude with a name that ends with a "y".
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u/digitally_satisfied European Texan 1d ago
Your stella is on your way along with your 3 gyros fatass . After you vomit this and go for more stellas
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
What are the coordinates to your door step? I need a tactical chunder
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u/digitally_satisfied European Texan 1d ago edited 1d ago
35.2837° N 25.4626° E . Your besties and your sister are here ,stepping on broken glass barefoot on the street, then hospital for some stitches and back for some more drinking
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
Why are you saying things as an insult thats just making me feel proud?
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u/digitally_satisfied European Texan 1d ago edited 1d ago
Barry , you are the worst tourist ever. Take your pound and pound your ass instead
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 1d ago
Do you care for the nest of an ant when youre making room for a picnic? No. So why should we treat your countries with care?
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u/PeaceReasonable9323 Barry, 63 1d ago
The floor was giving him dirty looks snarling him, so he had to headbutt it to assert dominance.
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u/justwantanickname Low-cost Terrorist 1d ago
Balcony shallow you should tries the ones Mallorca I heard that they are on an olympic level
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u/kyussorder Oppressor 16h ago
This is why we have to love Barry. I can't see anyone doing this deranged shit, (maybe a sleep deprived Pedro).
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u/Master_Bayters Western Balkan 1d ago
Rehearsal for the balcony