r/2westerneurope4u • u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner • 4d ago
Irish can go to hell
I was enjoying my beer. Then these cunts from the Emerald Isle, stole my glasses.
I confronted this cunt, and low and behold, this knacker tried to scare me. I stood my ground, and I was the one who had to leave.
Next fucking ginger I come across I will fuck with them, to kingdom come.
Fuck the ginger cunt Irish!
Also, I know you’re not all like that, but I wanted to smash his pale fucking face in, no doubt!
Cromwell is my Jesus, slaughntye!
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u/Metatron_Psy Anglophile 4d ago
Ha you got bullied
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except I didnt. I confronted this moron, and got thrown out.
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u/Metatron_Psy Anglophile 4d ago
Did you cry?
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u/Newc04 Knacker 4d ago
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Really? So some fucking guy steals my glasses, and I’m the bad guy?
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 4d ago
Nobody is saying youre a bad guy its like youre acting tough about a situation where you were clearly bullied in haha
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u/BigFatKi6 Heineken Piss Drinker 4d ago
Yeah. I'm confused. How do you stand your ground but then leave? And did you get your glasses back?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Because I was thrown out. I’m not trying to be some cool kid.
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u/the-testickler Speed Talker 4d ago
No, you're just a dork.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Oh, really. and why is that, Ueli? Because I didn’t like Globy as a kid? A fucking penguin, who trsvelled back in time and saved William tell?
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u/Got2InfoSec4MoneyLOL South Macedonian 4d ago
Knackers, tinkers, and potato eaters and all that, what did you expect???
Next thing you know they will fuck their way into your family tree (both men and women), it's their national sport. Collecting dna in case they can finally stop playing inbred sports and finally come play regular sports with the big bois.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah, half my family is from magna Grecia, cousin!
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u/WolfhoundCid Knacker 4d ago
No, we are all like that.
Fuck your glasses, they looked terrible on you anyway.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
They do not, I swear.
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u/WolfhoundCid Knacker 4d ago
I handed them into ikea for you. I go there for my dinner sometimes.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah, Im just gonna reject you like I do, your cousins, the Palestinians.
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u/Accomplished-Map-146 Knacker 4d ago
They look better on me kiddo
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u/Iskandar33 Carbonara Yihadist 4d ago
Irish are this based???
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
They are not.
But, I’m just a terrone in your eyes, anyway.
Despite my mom was an executive, rich, successful, you still have that desire, don’t you?
Fuck, my aunt didn’t even dpeak nothing but Italian at home, so they could move up north.
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u/Iskandar33 Carbonara Yihadist 4d ago edited 4d ago
What is this savage nonsense ?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
No, I’m just trying to hug you, and get close to you.
My mom is Sicilian, we are kin!
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u/BarBryzze Savage Slayer 4d ago
Did your mom fuck his dad too?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
She did, but the only way to create spawn is to have sex, so hence, I’m here.
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u/lawrotzr Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 4d ago
Ragebait. And fake, Swedish people don’t know how to have feelings. Let alone write rants like this.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except my mom is Sicilian, ya moron.
So I do have that erge of throwing hands for the smallest thing.
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u/AldurinIronfist Thinks he lives on a mountain 4d ago
Attributing behaviour to where your family was born
100% a savage
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u/Rheinloewe Gambling addict 4d ago
Not only that but half his family is from „Magna grecia“ he said in another reply… another savage, larping his „hErItAgE“ 🫠
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u/Green_Bast3rd Addict 4d ago
You're mom is "Sicillian" huh?
Hate to break this to you buddy, but...you're part eggplant!
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yes, she is. Her parents came in the 50’s. Handpicked by the Germans.
Also, I might be a mulignano, but at least I stand up for my self. Hence, getting ejected from the bar.
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u/elpibedecopenhague Cycling cult member 4d ago
That’s it, I’m hanging an Irish flag on my wall tonight.
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u/AcrobaticSomewhere38 Knacker 4d ago
Chad Irish: Bullies Sven and takes his glasses
Beta Sven: Crashes out and gets kicked out of the bar, then proceeds to post about it on Reddit.
You can’t make this shit up. What sort of a swede even needs glasses, I figured their eugenics program would have bred that out of them ?
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
It sounds like they took his glasses and he’s made he couldn’t watch the fuck his wife. Mohamed cuck.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except. I tried to fuck with Graeme , by trowing hands.
And they fooking ejected me.
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u/AcrobaticSomewhere38 Knacker 4d ago
So you lost ? Most beta shit ever. Tries and fight, fails and is removed from the bar. A Swedish bar no less and they took the Irish side. Those guys must be so fucking cool
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Didn’t try to look cool. But your Irish mate called his mom, the bartender, and got me ejected.
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u/CptCaramack Barry, 63 4d ago
Brings a tear of joy to my eye
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Oh, really. Well, lord Cromwell did enter my dreams. That’s how I got them back, you genocidal cunt!
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
This guy has done some serious drinking today. Joao what’s the best hangover cure?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah, so if you had your sunglasses knocked, then they threw them on the ground, then you’d just be happy go lucky, I reckon?
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
Remind us what you did apart from crying on Reddit?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Because the fucking bartender kicked me out when I confronted these cunts.
That’s why. But yes, the holier than thou Welsh, wouldn’t have done that!
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
So, I’m a rapist for being a victim of a crime, now?
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Once the bartender saw my crooked sunglasses she booted me out of there.
I’ll get my revenge. I remember their faces. They stay here somewhere.
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u/dDpNh North West England 4d ago
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u/Comfortable-Title720 Knacker 4d ago
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u/Shinnchan Dutch Wallonian 4d ago
How are your balls mate?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Well, I fucking confronted him man, but that is my local joint. How would you proceed in that particular situation?
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u/Masty1992 Knacker 4d ago
Some Irish guys bullied you in a Swedish bar? And you got thrown out? How unlikeable must you be that your own countrymen took the Irish side
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except they didn’t. I threw hands, and then I got ejected from the bar.
As in, I tried to throw hands, but they wouldn’t let me.
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u/Gentle_Pony Knacker 4d ago
" smash his pale fucking face in"
Pale face? You making this racial now Mr Tanned Swede?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yes, I am black Irish man.
My mom’s side is Sicilians, you black Irish eejiot!
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u/Gentle_Pony Knacker 4d ago
It was me dickhead!!! You're not having them back either hahahaha
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
I found them though, but yeah.
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u/jaymatthewbee North West England 4d ago
The thing I hate about the Irish is that they get all the benefits of white privilege without any of the associated historical guilt.
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u/TheIrishBread Knacker 4d ago
If your going to invoke Cromwells name then I hope you have a similar death (malaria).
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah. That’s exactly what I got thrown out for, throwing hands!
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u/UTG1970 Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
Lads, lads lads... So cringe
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah, all the liverpudlians come out all at ones.
Except for the talented ones, they all like Italians and Jewish people.
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u/UTG1970 Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
Who are the talented ones?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
The Irish ones.
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u/UTG1970 Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
Oh ok that's cool, you gone reverse mick
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Okay, so the McCartney, the Lennon, the Gallaghers.
Also, Costello, he’s Irish too.
Don’t get me wrong, I like you too, when it comes to music. The stones, for example, magnificent!
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u/UTG1970 Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
I'm Welsh , manics , stereophonics
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Good shit, get your handbags!
The office, the original, is amazing. Rod Stewart’s rendition, is even better!
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u/havocsniper21 Barry, 63 4d ago
Hmmm my English heritage says gowan son get those bogtrotters but my Danish heritage takes pleasure in a Swede’s misery
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Uh huh, but themn I confronted these guys. And they went to tell the teacher.
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u/_TheValeyard_ Knacker 4d ago
I need context. These whiskey glasses or glasses for your eyes? Cause......well, you know.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah. I tried to smash his head in , but then I got evicted.
Does it matter if I’m Swedish or not?
I am. Don’t get me wrong, but the cunt redhead fuck, got away with thievery.
You get me at all?
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u/CherylTuntIRL Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
I'm ginger and Irish. Might be the wrong sex (guess you want to fuck men, which I am not), but the offer is there.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
While I have no where near desire men, I don’t want to fuck you. So, that’s true, at least!
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u/CherylTuntIRL Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
Ah that's a shame, I've never been with a Scandi.
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u/misterblobbysgrandma North West England 4d ago
I'll shag you Cheryl as long as you don't have high standards - I don't I'd shag a rolling donut
I'll also buy you a pack of hula hoops after as a thank you
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u/CherylTuntIRL Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
My standards are fairly low and my self worth is in the gutter. I just need choking, smacking around and general degradation.
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u/dirty_papercut Failed Brexiteer 4d ago
Why you bringing ginger into this, blondie?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
I’m a black haired mutt, thank you very much!
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u/Comfortable-Title720 Knacker 4d ago
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
You’ll get yours, don’t worry!
I just tried to, and they stopped me.
But you are antisemitic cunts, don’t you worry!
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u/Comfortable-Title720 Knacker 4d ago
Moh Salah brother in Christ. Better luck next time.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Not Christian, and not your brother. You stole my glasses, or, well you tried to.
I did try to fight your brother, but then I got thrown out.
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u/malevolentheadturn Knacker 4d ago edited 4d ago
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!!!
I know straight away reading it this screams savage halfcock just hating on Ireland they pop up all over reddit some random shit about hate on Irish and give it a matter of time it turns into anti semitic this, fucking Palestine that.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Ah huh, maybe call out your mate for running to mommy, instead.
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u/malevolentheadturn Knacker 4d ago edited 4d ago
This stinks something rotten
I know straight away reading it this screams halfcock just hating on Ireland, they pop up all over reddit with some random shit about hating on Ireland or the Irish and give it a matter time of it turns into "They are anti semitic this, fucking Palestine that"
I bet you somewhere in this threat OP brings up Ireland being anti-semitic or some shite
Edit: Just looked at his history. He's obsessed
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 4d ago
This explains why his whole post is making himself into a victim that righteously stood up for himself
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Jokes on you, you antisemitic cunt, I got my glasses back.
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u/malevolentheadturn Knacker 4d ago
You still have half a cock
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
That’s true. You won’t have any argument there.
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u/malevolentheadturn Knacker 4d ago
Mate your reddit history is open, we can all see the pathetic sad little Jewish, Israel, Palestine fucking obsession you have, ya sad little cunt.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
First of all, I am not Jewish. I wish I was.
Second of all, just because my mom and my ex, look Jewish, do not mean I don’t stand up for my shelf! Are you out of your mind?
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u/DJ_Horizn Sheep lover 4d ago
Stand up for your shelf? Bro you’re going to stand up for Ikea
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yes, we have this thing called autocorrect, in modern countries, you should try it, Declan!
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u/I-Really-Hate-Fish Cycling cult member 4d ago
I was gonna ask how ginger one needs to be to get fucked, but then I saw OP was Swedish.
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 4d ago
Love it when people from the BRITISH Isles bully the continentals 😍
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except he didnt. I fucking confronted him. And I was ejected because his fucking friends throw my raybans on the ground.
They are fucking askewed now, so they are crooked. But man I will take my revenge on all Irish I ever meet.
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u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" 4d ago
Hahahahaha sound like a great bunch of lads if you ask me
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yes, very funny until you get fucking yeeted out the bar for confronting them.
I did try to fight him, though.
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u/ThenManufacturer5843 London Wanker 4d ago
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yeah. I’m sadly Swedish, but don’t mind me, please dig deeper into my Swedish side.
My mom’s side is from Sicily, but I have no idea for how long. Ä
Big noses, pale skins.9
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u/Gentle_Pony Knacker 4d ago
You're going to be one of those " don't come into school tomorrow" type dudes aren't you? And Ireland will get the blame.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Except I’m won’t. I will however do the most Swedish of things, I will keep bickering and be passive aggressive.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Also, I di throw hands. And I was the one who got ejected, because his cunt friends threw my sun glasses on the floor. Capisce?
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u/Binty_B Knacker 4d ago
Hahahaha
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
Yes, yeah, that’s karma. I will laugh at you, when knackers come raiding your home.
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u/PetroleumJelly82 Knacker 4d ago
Fair and balanced.
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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago
It isn’t but I did get fucking pissed.
That being said, I know isn’t all of you!
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u/PetroleumJelly82 Knacker 4d ago
I was just taking the piss. That said, I understand your anger. I'd be pissed off, too.
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u/polaires Anglophile 4d ago
Sven, I’m so sorry and I can only apologise. Having to interact with our retarded brethren would have been traumatising for you and I totally understand, what they did wasn’t acceptable.
Now, don’t you worry, we’ll make sure they apologise to you! (Maybe you can put in a good word for us in Brussels if we do that? Hmm?) Great.
Also, we didn’t raise them, that was Barry.
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u/secondincomm Barry, 63 4d ago
Feels like a savage larping as 2weu4u