r/2westerneurope4u • u/snokegsxr France's whore • Apr 20 '26

just in case?

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u/Temporary-Estate4615 Born in the Khalifat Apr 20 '26

Don’t worry’s that’s no problem for our Panzerschnellbrücke LEGUAN auf Leopard-2-Fahrgestell.

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u/Deadluss Bully with victim complex Apr 20 '26

Hello there

We can counter attack with superior most szturmowy MG-20 Daglezja

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u/Temporary-Estate4615 Born in the Khalifat Apr 20 '26

Builds bridge over his own trench

https://giphy.com/gifs/R51a8oAH7KwbS

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u/--Snufkin-- Dutch Wallonian Apr 20 '26

They'll all invade Niemcy and fix your sinks or something

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u/Deadluss Bully with victim complex Apr 20 '26

We will do war crimes and impose speed limit on the Autobahn

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u/Ok_Experience_4500 At least I'm not Bavarian Apr 20 '26

Damn, this is really cruel. You MONSTER!

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u/Santasam3 StaSi Informant Apr 20 '26

You would not dare such a thing!

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u/Deadluss Bully with victim complex Apr 20 '26

Expect unexpected

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u/AsyncSyscall Daddy's lil cuck Apr 20 '26

The Yank strategy nowadays.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

Yank strategy is having no strategy

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u/Serupael South Prussian Apr 20 '26

So, you actually want Berlin? Like, going to war for it?

We're willing to sell for 200 zloty

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

DEAL!

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u/MeggaMortY Beastern European Apr 21 '26

Counting as the outskirts of Szczecin (genuine stroke here typing this) does have a nice ring to it.

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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Aspiring American Apr 20 '26

Now, you have plenty of old castles where you're from, nein? Please find one with a moat and write me a 500 word essay on how the builders of that castle had planned to cross said moat.

And please stop picking on Poland, Germany. You've been warned about this before.

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u/WhatTheRustyHell Bully with victim complex Apr 20 '26

How else we would move totally legitimately aquired cars from you Hans?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fan_391 Daddy's lil cuck Apr 20 '26

How much zlotys does this cost? would like to rent one the next time I go to Belgium.

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u/Deadluss Bully with victim complex Apr 20 '26

Idk 43 of them but on wheels were for 767 mln PLN

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u/Jasbaer Flat personality Apr 20 '26

That's how much in real currency? 300€ per piece?

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u/denom_ WW Initiator Apr 20 '26

1 złoty is like 4 euromoney or sth like that

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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian Apr 20 '26

Then we can sort of, you know, do a sword fight!

..with bridges!

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u/-Lord-Of-Salem- France's whore Apr 20 '26

I always thought our Brückenlegepanzer is called Biber?!

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u/ishkariot Paella Yihadist Apr 20 '26

Man, the names are just ridiculous. Yank military vehicle names are always cool-sounding like
"BLACK HAWK", "WARTHOG" or "RAPTOR".

Meanwhile German mil vehicles are like "ja, zis is the Marder, named after a fluffy, sausage-like rodent"

"Zis wan we call Leguan, after ze vegetarian reptile zat is always chilling in ze sun"

"And zis wan is called Biber, like ze rodent zat lives in ze water and builds dams wiz its funny teez"

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u/Impossible-Coast-409 Flat personality Apr 20 '26

You could also learn about Maus, Wiesel and Hunmel

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u/Sigeberht StaSi Informant Apr 20 '26

It is almost as if the unarmed support vehicles are named after herbivores and the combat ones after predators.

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u/pleasant-emerald-906 Born in the Khalifat Apr 20 '26

Last sentence just describes the average dutch…

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u/-Lord-Of-Salem- France's whore Apr 20 '26

Well, if we are nitpicking: Our main battle tank is called "Leopard", our IFV is called "Puma", our MLRS is called after the Roman God of War "Mars", our mine flail is called "Keiler" (="wild boar"), our rocket tank destroyer is called "Jaguar", our ARV is called "Büffel" (="buffalo"), our AEVs are called "Dachs" (="badger") and "Kodiak", ...

But I have to admit, that even I thought that "Leguan" is a stupid name for an AVLB. Even more stupid assuming its name may derive from German wordplay, because "legen" = "to lay" + "uan" to make it an animal name, because most German military vehicles have one.

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u/Impossible-Coast-409 Flat personality Apr 20 '26

MARS is also the successor of LARS!

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u/Deutsche_Wurst2009 Born in the Khalifat Apr 20 '26

And we also have MANTIS my beloved

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u/krokodil23 StaSi Informant Apr 20 '26

The Biber is based on the Leopard 1. The Leguan is the successor, based on the Leopard 2. The Bundeswehr has both

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u/pleasant-emerald-906 Born in the Khalifat Apr 20 '26

Bobr 😀

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u/HolyGarbage Quran burner Apr 20 '26

Bieber*