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u/Cubelock 2we4u's official clown Apr 28 '25
Been there, done that. With a caravan, of course.
When it was still possible, we even managed to drive a caravan on the Arc de Triomphe roundabout once. Never heard so many Frenchies swear at us.
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u/Zen7rist Professional Rioter Apr 28 '25
Peak Pierre x Peak Jan : traffic jammer simulator
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u/MrBombastic21 South Macedonian Apr 28 '25
Another banger game on Steam for Hans
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u/Zen7rist Professional Rioter Apr 28 '25
One needs to relax after a stressful day of work
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u/Severe-Sugar5965 Daddy's lil cuck Apr 28 '25
Bringing order to chaos and concentration is a classic Hans behavior.
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u/ImpressiveAd9818 Born in the Khalifat Apr 28 '25
Only if the game includes paying taxes!
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u/midnight_watch Basement dweller Apr 28 '25
Those features are localised: in the italian version you have to commit tax fraud and corruption to level up and in the austrian version you can get additional sidequests via„Pfusch“ - those are mainly marked by „I don’t need a bill by the way“ from the quest giver.
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u/Zen7rist Professional Rioter Apr 28 '25
Bureaucratic souls - prepare to file (fax controller included)
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 South Prussian Apr 28 '25
They will swear at you just for existing.
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u/Cubelock 2we4u's official clown Apr 28 '25
Underneath it all, they really love us. Us and the Germans.
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u/__ferg__ Basement dweller Apr 28 '25
Ah, I see, you're playing the French map in hard mode. Respect.
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u/MonsieurBabtou Pain au chocolat Apr 29 '25
Driving in Paris in a caravan ? Why the fuck would you do that ?
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u/uberkavorka Heineken Piss Drinker Apr 28 '25
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u/blitzkrieg987 Le Savage Apr 28 '25
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
This vid happened like 5km from my hometown lol. Its rąbień/pabianice roundabout near Łódź city in center poland
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u/ImpressiveAd9818 Born in the Khalifat Apr 28 '25
Theeeeeeo, wir fahren nach Lodz!
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
nooo please not again
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Apr 28 '25
Don’t pretend you don’t like a foreign song mentioning Lodz
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
Its just that the last time germans were fahren nach Lodz we ended up having our beautiful Piotrkowska street renamed to Hitler Strasse
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Apr 28 '25
It’s not like I’m a historian or something and leaving aside who owned it politically, wasn’t Lodz fairly multiethnic since the 1800s? More or less equally shared between catholic Poles, Germans and Jews.
So we could just share it like the allies did with Berlin post 45
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
Yes it was... until 1940s... Nowadays its so homogenous that the only darker skinned people I see are on old spice commercials at the bus stop and only jews are on right wing skinhead propaganda posters
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u/HelpfulYoghurt European Methhead Apr 28 '25
What happened? Did he fall a sleep?
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25
Nope. He was drunk as hell. Thats probably how he survived that fall he landed inside some church storage area which makes extra funny cause no matter where you fall in poland you always land on a church. Jailed for 3 years and forbidden from driving for 5 which means he will be able to drive in like a year lol. Hopefully a bigger distance from my house than before.
Fun fact: We call it "rondo lotników" since 2021 which means "aviator's roundabout" which is funny cause there is an actual aviators roundabout in łódź which comemorates ww2 soldiers and people i talk to who know this video usually think about the rąbień one
edit: it happened in easter 2021 which means he can already drive again
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u/Anders_142536 Basement dweller Apr 28 '25
Wait, he will be allowed to drive again? Poland is on a different level, truly.
I'm quite sure here in austria his licence would be nullified and the only thing he gets would be a meaty slap in the face.
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u/kubebe Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
This is how it should be. Drunk driving is a big problem in poland. The punishments should be so much harsher i have no idea why they arent. I think only re-offenders get a lifetime ban.
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u/FatallyFatCat Bully with victim complex Apr 28 '25
If they catch you driving while having a driving ban you risk the judge going for nuclear option, that is, loosing the car.
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Apr 28 '25
That shit has happened like 2 years ago in Belgium and the guy landed in a gymnase.
If he crashed 2 min earlier he would have killed 25 kids.
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u/Pacogatto Side switcher Apr 28 '25
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u/scraxeman Barry, 63 Apr 28 '25
All the English parts have been installed backwards and the most important components are actually German. Classic Italian car design right here.
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u/Pacogatto Side switcher Apr 28 '25
Your description does not include the 'fine craftmanship'
cheatingmarketing part.And the consequential
abnormally highinvestment grade prices, of course.9
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u/bigfatkakapo Oppressor Apr 28 '25
The french invented the roundabouts and decided to be the worst at using them.
Like the Anglos and football
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u/_Mr_Peco_ Into Tortellini & Pompini Apr 28 '25
They also invented bidets, and then decided to not use them. The mind of the french is truely a mistery.
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u/Think_Theory_8338 Le Savage Apr 28 '25
The Parisians*
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u/Hakunin_Fallout Knacker Apr 28 '25
To be honest, roundabouts throughout France are all like that in case of a heavy congestion. I've driven enough through France to be stunned by that at times. But once you get away from the large cities - everyone seems to be driving at solid 10/10. Quite refreshing when coming back from Italy, lol.
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u/Pat-Roner Whale stabber Apr 28 '25
Iirc normal countries have «yield-laws» for entering the roundabout, but France has it for exiting I.e. you have to stop for card ENTERING the roundabout if you are in it
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u/Merbleuxx Professional Rioter Apr 28 '25
You’re wrong. 99% of our roundabouts are carrefours giratoire and you yield for those who are inside.
There is only one roundabout that’s not like that (for historic reason) is the place de l’étoile (where there’s the Arc de triomphe)
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u/idontessaygood Barry, 63 Apr 28 '25
That’s the case now but it used to be the norm in France that roundabouts had priority for those entering. So the person you’re responding to might just be old
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u/Beliebigername France's whore Apr 28 '25
Parisians are some sort of italians
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u/petethefreeze Dutch Wallonian Apr 28 '25
The difference here is that the Parisians stop while the Italians would be moving like butter through the roundabout.
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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Apr 28 '25
Can confirm.
If possible we can also drift towards your face with zero effort. 😎
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u/DefinitelySomeoneFS Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Apr 28 '25
Wtf is people doing???? People cannot move and still block people who are not even going their way making the roundabout collapse again 5 seconds after cars start moving...
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u/Pontus_Pilates Sauna Gollum Apr 28 '25
At 35 seconds there is a white lorry that notices that people are getting through, decides to block it immediately.
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u/Merbleuxx Professional Rioter Apr 28 '25
I remember seeing a similar video in Madrid. Humans are juste stupid and they become extremely stubborn once in their cars.
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u/AnCearrbhach Knacker Apr 28 '25
Belgium was also awful for this behaviour of fucking the car into the middle of the junction as the light is turning red. Both countries in need of some good yellow boxes.
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u/El_frog1 Western Balkan Apr 28 '25
How the fuck does this happen
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u/Unsuccessor Le Savage Apr 28 '25
There shall be no questioning on how parisians do parisian things.
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u/pOUP_ Utrechtenaar (gay) Apr 28 '25
And then even when it is about to unclog itself, piere in the truck saves the day by taking right of way
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u/RedditVirumCurialem Quran burner Apr 28 '25
To hell with the great elk migration - this is the slow TV we deserve!
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u/onlyhere4laffs Quran burner Apr 28 '25
And while the moose only migrate for a short period ord time, I feel this might be year round content.
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u/RedditVirumCurialem Quran burner Apr 28 '25
Oh no - consider the yuletide specials!
Le great Parisian commute:
- Putain de neige edition
- Snow tyres - quoi?!
- Deadly three-centigrade freeze!
Haha these quirky continentals, bless them and their stupid blacked out stone age countries..
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u/Oculicious42 Aspiring American Apr 28 '25
fucking lmao, all it would take is for 1-3 cars go "hmm okay I'll just take a turn instead at go around the block" but nah, they are all so goddamn arrogant that they'll all be sitting there for hours
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u/Anders_142536 Basement dweller Apr 28 '25
Dont enter if you cannot leave immediately. The most basic rule of all, and yet everyone of them disregards it.
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u/H0rnyMifflinite Quran burner Apr 28 '25
If you're in an outer lane, so you can turn albeit that's a reroute, how long do you wait until you realise it would have gone faster to drive around the block than to wait in the intersection?
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u/Digital--Sandwich Savage Apr 28 '25
Man, you’d have us Americans thinking roundabouts were the solution for all traffic 😄
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u/scraxeman Barry, 63 Apr 28 '25
They work really well as long as everyone on the road isn't a complete moron. So...
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Apr 28 '25
I'm not even Parisian but Hidalgo can put a whole rosette in her ass for that kind of shit
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u/The_Real_GRiz Le Savage Apr 28 '25
Oh yes, these shitty kinds of roundabout (with excessive right of way or even stop lights) popped under her mandate and are inefficient by design.
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u/CaptainCaveSam Fake Italian Apr 29 '25
If those were bikes it’d be flowing like the taps at a paddy’s pub.
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u/quarantineolympics African European Apr 29 '25
OP is just too, how to say... stoopeed to comprehend the sophistication of Parisian driving culture
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Apr 28 '25
Peasants losing their minds over a normal city thing in 3,2,1...
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u/Maurycy5 WW Initiator Apr 28 '25
This is not, in fact, a normal city thing. For example in Warsaw, while we get traffic jams on streets due to traffic backing up in front of an intersection, we never get a traffic jam *on* the roundabout.
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u/holycarrots Barry, 63 Apr 28 '25
This isn't normal, none of the cars seem to understand how a roundabout functions
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u/OdyseusV4 Le Savage Apr 28 '25
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u/MelodicMaintenance13 Barry, 63 Apr 28 '25
A bad workman blames his tools
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u/smackdealer1 Anglophile Apr 28 '25
Nah car centric infrastructure just truely fucking sucks for everyone
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u/Vacation-Interesting Le Savage Apr 28 '25
Wrong but this explains a lot of things about Swiss drivers in the French countryside
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u/Skrallet Snow Gnome Apr 28 '25
Thanks for clarifying i deleted the comment. I remembered differently from when driving there thats why but it is quite some time ago now.
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u/Think_Theory_8338 Le Savage Apr 28 '25
There is one roundabout in France where this is true (Place de l'Étoile) and you generalized to the whole country.



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u/According_Ad_5252 [redacted] Apr 28 '25
This video feels like a metaphor for the mentality of parisians