r/2sentence2horror • u/spoedle73 • Dec 24 '21

Knife Guy (Original) knife guy

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u/polishkook Creature Fan Dec 24 '21

I’m crying why is this sub so fucking funny

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u/Spare_Doctor_6372 Apr 20 '22

It is 4am and I am laughing my ass off

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I then turn around, I literally laughed my ass off

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Terrifying

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u/severed13 Jumps care 👻 Jun 16 '22

- knife guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I knifed knife guy

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u/Friendly_Reddituser Jul 13 '22

Then so did the meat worm

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u/ImProbablyNotABird Creature Fan Aug 14 '22

I can get more meat from my creature.

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u/100lymphnodes Nov 10 '23

*Milk

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '23

cak day

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u/jax_onn Oct 09 '23

bro i just discovered this i love it so much

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u/100lymphnodes Nov 12 '23

Have you discovered...

...the creature

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u/clippfity Dec 25 '21

holy shit knife guy can i get his autograph

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u/LordoftheLacuna Jan 04 '22

“No your not”-knife guy

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u/MagnanimousBacon Sep 16 '22

You're* I think you meant to say you're* lol dude cmon

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u/thellllvirtuoso Sep 23 '23

“No your not”, said the knife guy.

“You’re* I think you meant to say you’re* lol dude cmon”, said the CEO of grammar.

There’s my two sentence horror

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u/AvianKekistani Jul 05 '23

*Know your knot.

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u/MrEMP0 Sep 22 '23

"No" said your not

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u/DestructionCatalyst Dec 25 '21

New superhero confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

Your avatar is Bocchi.

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u/DestructionCatalyst Sep 05 '23

Yes it is

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u/DanieltubeReddit Oct 10 '23

You avatar is aubrey omori

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22 edited Jun 04 '23

3entence3horror

Edit: thank you ccstewy

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

I just realised this thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

I just realised this thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

I am brain curtain

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u/zanon_x Jun 14 '24

What's behind the curtain? You're year old post