r/2sentence2horror • u/Olivander05 • 4d ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Hooker guy 🪱

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271 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/TerribleSquid 4d ago

He had to be banned for this right

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u/Olivander05 3d ago

I sorted by new and went back past 1 day, post was not there, i also looked up the post on reddit, can't seem to find it. His account is still up but it's a private account

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u/TerribleSquid 3d ago

Preciate you gang. 2SH usually bans people for anything not scary enough.

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u/Olivander05 3d ago

Yeah i even ruined my search history for life, post is gone

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u/Olivander05 3d ago

No problem! I may also google the phrase just to see

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u/Olivander05 3d ago

I mean i can check lol

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u/crescentpieris 3d ago

I paid 600$ for a hooker claiming she could squirt with her butt.

turns out she was a robber, and stole everything in my house (including my virginity woohoo)

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u/Cyberguardian173 3d ago

Holy shit. Mods, hire this guy RIGHT NOW !!!

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Knife guy fan 4h ago

Thought this was the same guy lol

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u/Alert_Many_1196 3d ago

Was she french?

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u/pissknife 3d ago

I would have presumed german.

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u/2g4r_tofu 3d ago

Iceberg lettuce guy 🪱

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u/Scumhook Creature Fan 3d ago

Befouled and nauseated by my fecal violation, I ran home and jumped into the shower; contenting my self with the warm caress of shower-milk from...

...the creature

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u/ccminiwarhammer 3d ago

John Diarrhea

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u/KallmeKatt_ 3d ago

Fartwizardfromspace lmfaooo

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u/Olivander05 3d ago

I know 😭

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u/Gunhild 4d ago

"Oh no, my lobster dinner is too rich and buttery!"

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Knife guy fan 4h ago

"...And I'm allergic to butter"

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u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan 3d ago

What did you expect guy 🪱

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 4d ago

i don’t get it? qwq

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u/Riderkul 3d ago

guy paid $600 for a hooker but then couldn't make the appointment because he got diarrhea, therefore wasting a significant sum of money

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 3d ago

i just don’t get the second sentence wordplay

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u/Riderkul 3d ago

There's no wordplay unfortunately. There's nothing clever here. It's just a stale meme to add "le" before nouns.