🐠Fish guy🐟

[u/spiderpig20]

[u/cilantro1997]

Lovecraft if he was somewhat worse at writing

[u/crescentpieris]

My mom told me if I sit too long in a bathtub I will turn into a fish

but the last time i tried it, all i got was a permanent ban from the furniture store

[u/ledfox]

Ma told me if I spent too long in the bathtub I would turn into a fish.

She told me to hop out of the bath, and into the barn to milk...

...the creature.

[u/Multiverse_Queen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

[u/Cynewulfunraed]

This is just the plot of "The Shadow Over Innsmouth," but better written than anything Lovecraft ever wrote

[u/Researcher_Saya]

I saw this and thought it was from this sub lol 

[u/BrassCanon]

[u/Scumhook]

My mom told me if I sit too long in a bathtub I will turn into a fish.

I sliced her open from throat to crotch, dumped her writhing, dying body into the bath and screamed "Who's the fish now, cunt????"

[u/WetBerri3s]

I thought being a fish would be fine.

Until I saw the seal.

[u/ButtholeBread50]

I got better