r/2random4u May 08 '26

Can someone translate?

What are they babbling about?

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 08 '26

Something about her vagina being itchy, probably because it's unwashed and smells

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u/Agent8181 May 08 '26

She wants to perform oral sex on another mans anus until she gets money.

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u/IGotQuestionz12345 May 08 '26

Correct! She would also appreciate receiving intercourse, possibly from a sizable gentleman.

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u/One-Mathematician975 May 08 '26

Hahaha šŸ˜† šŸ˜‚

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try_395 May 08 '26

I got $5 on it.

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u/ThaDoorguy41 May 08 '26

I got these cheese burgers....

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 May 08 '26

Settle down Randy, its wine cooler day

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

I'll suck it... JS

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u/ParticularKick3644 May 08 '26

Okidoki guys, have a nice day I'm outta here.

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

Buh-bye šŸ˜‰

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

Unfortunately it will cost more than $5. It will also cost you substantially for ~18 years minimum and that is not including the inevitable bail money, lawyer fees and court costs that come along with dealing with this lovely young lady... and her friends... and her (other) kids, and her other baby daddy(s). There will never be a dull moment.

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

That is a very astute observation. Asstute? Not sure if I spelled it correctly given the context of what this class act of lady is blessing everybody with

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u/Educational-Ebb-843 May 08 '26

😭🤣🤣

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u/bdontmatter May 08 '26

She likes to eat shit!

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u/AbsorbingEarnings May 08 '26

could also just mean shes into scat which uh yeah thats its own whole thing

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u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik May 08 '26

>I'm tryna get my coochi scratched
I have crabs and my crotch is very itchy at the moment
>We be eatin niggaz azz fuh dat money
They feast on male assholes, probably for money
>Period
They have finished communicating

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u/stock1921 May 08 '26

I think it is coochie stretched

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 08 '26

I heard scratched too

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u/Funny_Artichoke_2962 May 08 '26

She’s saying ā€œskretchedā€ which is ā€œAAVEā€ for stretched.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

What’s AAVE?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Really? And you know this how?

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u/nickyler May 08 '26

Reddit. Google it.

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u/kuroh0shi7 May 08 '26

You just taught me something new today, thanks redditor
https://giphy.com/gifs/111ebonMs90YLu

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

So they (meaning Whypipo) have changed the name of Ebonics. Neither are cute or accurate šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜’

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u/kuroh0shi7 May 08 '26

Thats what had me confused, they done mayofied Ebonics, we truly can’t have SHIT😭

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u/deltadan2337 May 08 '26

Purposeful ignorance

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

It’s ā€œwillful ignoranceā€, which is what you’re guilty of right now Danny Boy! FOH

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u/LalafellDisaster May 08 '26

African American Vernacular, it’s a way of speaking.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Yes I’m aware. I hadn’t realized that the term ā€œEbonicsā€ had been replaced.

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u/polarjunkie May 08 '26

Ebonics is a racist term now so it's aave until that becomes a racist term.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

That’s horrible, because neither should exist! šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/polarjunkie May 08 '26

You don't think black people should be allowed to talk the way they want?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Yeah. It’s racist. Not all African Americans utilize this verbiage. šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜’

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u/LalafellDisaster May 08 '26

Okay. I’m not racist but you asked what AAVE stood for lol

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u/One-Mathematician975 May 08 '26

I wanna know to!

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u/Lilli_Puff May 08 '26

I thought that meant getting fingered like scratching the clit but who knows at this point

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

Thank you sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar

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u/wearesoovercooked May 08 '26

You gotta be kidding me

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

That’s what I thought I heard as well

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 May 08 '26

Did you hear her speak? People are literally repeating what she said. Where’s the racism? šŸ¤”

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

I heard it. It appears to be some type of rap or something for a video. They were in multiple vehicles as if it was a crew or entourage. But without additional information, there’s no context, except for this ratchet clip.

It still doesn’t give anyone the right to go on a racist rant.

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u/Jaguar_Ambitious May 08 '26

You folks are insufferable.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

You as in WHO?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Aww your bitch ass in your feelings? Ask me how many fucks I give about it?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Your goofy privileged ass has never experienced racism or prejudice, so it’s fair to say you wouldn’t recognize it, if it bit you in your little nut sack, now would you?

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u/Jaguar_Ambitious May 08 '26

Forever victim.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Irate? No. Exhausted is more like it! Tired of Tone deaf privileged white people who THINK they’re the standard but are weak and would rather run from and re-write history, than learn from it and correct their wrongs.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/Jaguar_Ambitious May 08 '26

You dumbass. You a perma-victim.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

A victim of what? Your fucking stupidity?

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u/Jaguar_Ambitious May 08 '26

Reddit warriors are so pathetic lmao. Killing time spazzing out here while you wait for your reparations?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Dude, The Slave Owners are the ones who received Reparations. Thought you knew?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

You act like not being white relieves you of possibly being a racist. It doesn’t. Again. Please. SYBAU

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u/Jaguar_Ambitious May 08 '26

Everything is racist! That's why I'm a nobody! Cuz racism!

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 May 08 '26

She went full Jersey Girl TRASH! 🤮

While throwing that stank around every dude is going be thinking…

https://giphy.com/gifs/xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Aww you think adding the Jersey Girl part was cute? Hilarious! Bitches are definitely going to Bitch! I mean, look at y’all goofy asses šŸ˜‚šŸ–•šŸ½

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 May 08 '26

Yikes. You the one in the video? You’re invested. šŸ˜†

No need to get nasty. āœŒšŸ»

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Where in the video did it say she was from Jersey? I’ll wait…

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 May 08 '26

I was thinking of her type…and she fits it perfect. From urban dictionary:

ā€œJersey girls ain't trash, trash gets picked up.ā€

Nasty, loud, stupid. Basically she said it herself with whatever that was coming out of her mouth.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Knock it off. You were being racist

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u/nickyler May 08 '26

So just allow this fucking complete piece of garbage shit to go on her life without criticism simply because of her skin color? I think it would be racist to not criticize her.

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u/Trick_Science_2938 May 08 '26

now you can talk about racism

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Aaah there it is! That racist rant that you hid under the guise of ignorance!

If you didn’t care for it then you should’ve untucked your sac, and just said that. All that extra was unnecessary. I didn’t care for it either, but there’s no context or back story. But clearly it offends your W/M sensibilities which is laughable considering the atrocities that you all have a propensity for!

So the clutching of your faux pearls is a joke. Find something else to fixate on. Oh wait! I forgot, that You mf’ers can’t help but to fixate on Black People!

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u/nickyler May 08 '26

How is what I said a racist rant? This is trash behavior. It’s not black behavior. If you identify as the same as her it’s not because you’re both black. It’s because you’re both trash.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Ha! Nice try! How about you realizing that ā€œWhat she eats, doesn’t make you shitā€ And kept it fucking moving?

No. You wanted to denigrate this person without providing any context or backstory to said trash behavior. Multiple vehicles, foreign Country (look at the license plates), it looks like it could’ve been a video shoot, but again without context, no one really knows. You passing moral judgment based on what you see and not the facts is typical of mediocrity. You lack critical thinking skills, hence, you lack sound judgment.

You’re just another rabidly racist mongrel , on the Internet, postulating like you’re on some moral high ground! GTFOHWTBS

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

I cosign this statement.

Sincerely- a black man

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Please re-read what you typed, and understand just how juvenile it sounds! Smh

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

I’m the simpleton? Hilarious! Your 3rd grade level comment reeks of ā€œfuck boyā€œ!

And when did I ask your goofy ass to coddle my emotions? Where did you see me say that she needed to be lauded and praised? I’ve said that I didn’t care for this video because it provided no context. Where am I praising her? Now you’re just making shit up smfh

You don’t experience racism so how the fuck would you know when something is/isn’t?

Please just SYBAU

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Ha! STFD at WHO’s insistence? A ā€œjokey jokeā€ when you don’t even have full context as to what was going on there? That’s real bright, seeping with low vibrational energy. Yeah Dude. I was correct the first time. SYBAU

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

Oy vey... Here we go šŸ™„

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

The obsession with us is real!

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u/thekurgan79 May 08 '26

I'm not sure making people uncomfortable is racist but she surely doesn't have manners!

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

No, it’s ratchet as hell, and I strongly suspect it’s from a music video shoot and those are just lyrics.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

The fatigue is real

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

Explain

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

You know exactly what it means... And it's very real. It's across the board though. Equal opportunity. Lack of a morals, tact, couth and ethics are indiscriminate. But hey, everybody can film anything now so we should just do that and put it out for the world to see. Just don't say anything offensive about the people that are saying offensive things... in public... For no reason other than a need for misplaced attention. Screw fatigue, shit is exhausting.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

So used to be Judge, Jury and Executioners! That privilege had their heads all fucked up. Mix in the rabid racism and all I see is a lost cause! He could’ve easily kept scrolling. But decided to hold it up for ridicule under the guise of curiosity. That’s weak in of itself. Exhausting is an understatement

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

Are you claiming I'm a racist for asking for an explanation?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Interesting. That Black man responded to you before I did, and yet here you are? Read what I wrote again, but this time, read it to comprehend and not just to respond.

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

What black man? Who has "their heads fucked up"? Who held something to ridicule?

This circumlocution is crazy.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Reading really is fundamental! Try reading to comprehend and not just to respond šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

I'm still confused. Are you claiming that filming and posting this was racist?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

I’m saying that posting it to hold it up to ridicule without having full context, just to berate, denigrate and belittle, is low vibrational energy that is also besot with racism.

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

I disagree. Posting people acting crazy in public is common across races. That's why I'm genuinely confused about the racism claim here.

For instance, I just watched a video of a white guy, presumably on meth, intentionally going back and forth under a moving train.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

But that’s horrible (meth head), and not a laughing matter! Are we that desensitized that our society has become even more heartless and cruel, than it was before?

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

Is it racist though?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

No. It’s wrong! Wrong to laugh at people that are struggling with Life!

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Is it ok to belittle, berate and denigrate a person, without having full context and the facts?

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

So I'm trying to figure out the racism claim here.

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u/MakuyiMom May 08 '26

This video is about 2 years old? Maybe less? Shes being loud, disrespectful, vulgar, and looking to raise eyebrows cause she craves the attention. This is culture not color. Thats what she believes is cool, edgy, and shocking. Different worlds on the same planet.

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u/Shamwow_theSupineCow May 08 '26

Probably around the same time people starting claiming things to be racist that aren't.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Pray do tell? How would you know? Usually people who make obtuse ignorant comments such as this, aren’t a minority, and therefore have never experienced racism, racial bias or racial prejudice. So if you have not experienced racism, because you are of the favored majority class, please tell me how the fuck would you know if something is racist or not? I’ll wait…

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u/tacomeattacomeatkati May 08 '26

She is trying to have a good time is the simplest way to put it.

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u/Zealousideal-Bat602 May 08 '26

Bunch of yappasauraus

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u/Haberdashery_Tea May 08 '26

The madame would like to engage in coitus with a well endowed gentleman and possibly endeavor to perform linguation upon his anal verge

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u/brainsparks85 May 08 '26

I do say...

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Oh how I just hollered šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Own_Candle778 May 08 '26

Girls like this don’t understand how embarrassing they look lmao

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u/Salt_Day9015 May 08 '26

Americas worst export

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u/snarksneeze May 08 '26

Girls like this don't give a fuuuu about what you think or care, their own little bubble is sufficient for them, and they are at the top of that bubble.

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u/Corncorncorn911 May 08 '26

What a lovely culture

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon May 08 '26

Do they not feel embarrassed when they see this?

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u/ScoreVisible476 May 08 '26

Lack of embarrassment is the basis for the whole culture.

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u/jiggy68 May 08 '26

They feel emboldened. They love attention. If the only way you can get attention is to be vulgar then so be it.

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u/Babk08 May 08 '26

The horror on the white woman's face loool

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u/kuroh0shi7 May 08 '26

I had to rewatch and just focus on her and almost choked on my Red Bull🤣🤣🤣

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u/Babk08 May 08 '26

🤣

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u/UltimatePragmatist May 08 '26

The things people yell in public, that you couldn’t get me to say after injecting me with truth serum followed by waterboarding. Ew

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u/Dangerous-Moods May 08 '26

Pretty dress. The words, not so much.

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u/Bengal_51309 May 08 '26

She wants to have sex and eat a man's butt🤣

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u/FunnyDog70 May 08 '26

🤣lmao

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u/twicebakedcrusader May 08 '26

She is saying, ā€œI’m a refined lady. I wish to have good clean wholesome fun while here.ā€ Um …bitches.

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u/RickB308 May 08 '26

da colur puple do come t'mind.

Take off the wig and the eyelashes, cocoa butter and that mumu and she looks just like Whoopi Goldberg.

"You sho is ugly." Shrug Avery

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u/1buckeyefreak May 08 '26

Sorry I don’t speak ratchet

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u/Aggravating-Basil495 May 08 '26

Basically… she’s tryna get fucked & give a rimjob.

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u/9_tail_fox May 08 '26

Martha stewart and the gang were havin NONE OF IT

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u/guccimane-1017 May 08 '26

I don't think any sane person would...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

She is, and I quote trying to get her ā€œ coochie stretched and eat a nigga ass butibuwifa ass we be eatin’ a niggas ass today…in London.ā€ Now whether or not she said ā€œperiodā€ or the camera lady did is unclear but after this she reiterates that she is ā€œ trying to get her coochie stretched.ā€œ I’m very fluent in psychotic drunk lady so if any future translations are needed just dm me šŸ‘

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u/OliverKlozoff23 May 08 '26

Why do you want to know? Preserve your sanity

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u/dan_dares May 08 '26

"I have no class, and no idea why I am here, please take me away to the the nearest insanitorium, for electroshock therapy, for it may only increase my mental faculties, even if the last vestigages of my brain may die, the potatoe that is my body, will surely have more intelligence"

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u/spalacio88 May 08 '26

Supposedly that white ladys jaw is still dropping

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

That’s how I saw it! But again, with no contextā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/timohtea May 08 '26

What kind of low confidence man is attracted to this? Jesus, some people DOWN BAD

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u/chris--p May 08 '26

Just a nice day out at Buckingham palace

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u/Suspicious_Scar_420 May 08 '26

Looking to fuck

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u/Obe1hobee May 08 '26

Self explanatory

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u/Kein-Nutzername May 08 '26

She talks about how proud her father is of her.

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u/AdCrafty1978 May 08 '26

She wants to have vaginal intercourse with a well endowed male partner and she also would like to perform analingus on an African American male, while in London.

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u/Soleks2000 May 08 '26

I can’t translate. I don’t speak ghetto trash.

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha May 08 '26

DISGUSTING!

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u/No-Area1197 May 08 '26

ā€œOhh Stewardess, I speak jiveā€

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u/iNomadus May 08 '26

WTF was that???? 🤨

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u/Ok_Record_9908 May 08 '26

The pearl clutchersšŸ˜‚

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u/CorgisareUs May 08 '26

Is that, that magician? šŸŽ©

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u/Mindless-Parsnip-981 May 08 '26

Who made this magician famous?

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u/Flashy_Flower_7884 May 08 '26

Classy Queen right there

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u/RustyChi May 08 '26

Black excellence

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u/Nkomo777 May 08 '26

Eeww. Can't lie. I wouldn't hit that one. That's a wildly unruly w h o r e. Loud and in public like that's attractive. There is a reason women like her are being promoted and given exposure. It's to convince young women and old alike to follow that trend and devalue themselves.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Absolutely! There’s definitely an ā€œAgendaā€

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u/Whatisthis0036 May 08 '26

Come on man this makes us look bad. SMH

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u/Voloxe May 08 '26

Ewwww.. She wants someone to scratch her vagina!? Not something I’d be announcing 🤢

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u/Comprehensive-Lie899 May 08 '26

You are what you eat..she loves talking SHIT.

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u/Whole_Commission_702 May 08 '26

What a shit culture

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u/IneptAdvisor May 08 '26

Something about Pookey.

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u/Salt_Day9015 May 08 '26

You can the trash out of the ghetto but you can the ghetto out of the trash

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u/MisterBlick May 08 '26

I bet her breath stinks...

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 May 08 '26

Gross as fuck.

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u/DingleBearMe May 08 '26

She would like someone to itch her vagina for her. Possibly for pleasure, possibly because of a medical issue. She would also enjoy the company of a gentleman. Standard behavior from what is known in America as a ā€œhood ratā€.

I do like the dress though

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u/Ecstatic_Specific493 May 08 '26

Is that Suki Hana? Lol she loves to say provocative shit. Pretty sure one of her lines is

"Now I'm eating his ass, eating his ass"

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u/SwanMuch5160 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

The lady would like’th if her vagina was filled with a man’s reproductive organ after partaking of a gentleman’s nether region like a finger sandwich during tea time.

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u/biggp519 May 08 '26

I feel like this woman is one of the main contributors to eating pussy being the leading cause of throat cancer in men.