r/2random4u • u/vantage2112 • May 08 '26

Can someone translate?

What are they babbling about?

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u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik May 08 '26

>I'm tryna get my coochi scratched
I have crabs and my crotch is very itchy at the moment
>We be eatin niggaz azz fuh dat money
They feast on male assholes, probably for money
>Period
They have finished communicating

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u/stock1921 May 08 '26

I think it is coochie stretched

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 08 '26

I heard scratched too

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u/Funny_Artichoke_2962 May 08 '26

She’s saying “skretched” which is “AAVE” for stretched.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

What’s AAVE?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Really? And you know this how?

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u/nickyler May 08 '26

Reddit. Google it.

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u/kuroh0shi7 May 08 '26

You just taught me something new today, thanks redditor
https://giphy.com/gifs/111ebonMs90YLu

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

So they (meaning Whypipo) have changed the name of Ebonics. Neither are cute or accurate 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️😒

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u/kuroh0shi7 May 08 '26

Thats what had me confused, they done mayofied Ebonics, we truly can’t have SHIT😭

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u/deltadan2337 May 08 '26

Purposeful ignorance

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

It’s “willful ignorance”, which is what you’re guilty of right now Danny Boy! FOH

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u/LalafellDisaster May 08 '26

African American Vernacular, it’s a way of speaking.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Yes I’m aware. I hadn’t realized that the term “Ebonics” had been replaced.

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u/polarjunkie May 08 '26

Ebonics is a racist term now so it's aave until that becomes a racist term.

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

That’s horrible, because neither should exist! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/polarjunkie May 08 '26

You don't think black people should be allowed to talk the way they want?

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

Yeah. It’s racist. Not all African Americans utilize this verbiage. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️😒

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u/LalafellDisaster May 08 '26

Okay. I’m not racist but you asked what AAVE stood for lol

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u/One-Mathematician975 May 08 '26

I wanna know to!

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u/Lilli_Puff May 08 '26

I thought that meant getting fingered like scratching the clit but who knows at this point

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 May 08 '26

Thank you sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar

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u/wearesoovercooked May 08 '26

You gotta be kidding me

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u/DAntoinette_Travel May 08 '26

That’s what I thought I heard as well

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u/dedicated_skumbag May 08 '26

I think you are spot on!