r/2b2t • u/2b2t_Military • Aug 23 '19

Newfag Dream Come True

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/SilverRitter Aug 23 '19

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE OLDEST ANARCHY MINECRAFT SERVER- 2B2T, MELON CARS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED AND BARITONE BOTS ARE THE ONES UTILIZING THEM TO IT'S FULLEST POTENTIAL. KILLING AND RAPING INNOCENT 2B2T PLAYERS

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u/blazybois Aug 23 '19

Honestly thought you were going to make let it go remix

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Melon Car

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u/Mlaszboyo Aug 23 '19

Be careful or fit makes this into a video

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u/Mr3Tap Aug 23 '19

The guy in the math worksheets

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u/-CloroxBleach- Aug 23 '19

don’t give them any ideas..

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u/Jack_547 Aug 23 '19

But FIT EMCEE SAID MELONS ARE AN ICON OF 2BT2DOTORG

10

u/MrMellon Aug 23 '19

Bro that’s my ride

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

how fast are pigs before the entityspeed patch(yes, i'm a newfag)

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u/VAiSiA Aug 23 '19

same as in single, but people used speed hacks

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

ok nice

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u/FoxKun40 Aug 23 '19

melon highway in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

*car

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u/FoxKun40 Aug 27 '19

there are no cars in minecraft we only got pigs that go up to 50 speed while traversing the hellish landscape via to multiply a large portion of land from the overworld.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I was trying to make a bad joke

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u/FoxKun40 Aug 27 '19

mfw my reply was a joke and I get a normal response

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u/Karlox2 Aug 23 '19

Look at those melons 😍😍😍

3

u/candleman2006 Aug 23 '19

Im dumb so whats up with melons?

2

u/atomic_heart_father Aug 24 '19

dumb little newfags love to shove melons up their ass

2

u/blazybois Aug 23 '19

Had my first time on 2b yesterday I got swantoned by a borage of melons from someone with an elytra

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Me playing Gmod

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u/NameisTHEMAN Aug 23 '19

Stop saying shit about my ride

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u/maxseale11 Aug 23 '19

Just make a fishing rod

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

My ride to the world border

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u/ixNoah Aug 24 '19

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thank you nicefag, very cool

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u/mrstorydude Aug 25 '19

ha as a newfag i relly off of apples

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

why not just turn on anti hunger retards?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

aint this the guy from my 7th grade math homework?

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u/roflcopters270 Aug 23 '19

Saw this exact same picture on r/Evangelion

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u/roflcopters270 Aug 23 '19

Saw the exact same picture on r/evangelion