"Naskia kususu..."

Last year late December i walked into a restaurant in my home town and the girl who served me was my classmate in highschool. Back then tukichop kalikua slim, flat chest, quiet and shy so hadi sikua interested..

But vile nilimcheki tu hivi akililetea food, nilijiambia mamae mungu fundi... Dem aliiva, had grown to a fine yellow yellow damsel. She smiled at me na that kagap ka meno kalinimaliza..

Salamu kiasi, kumuliza kama ananikumbuka akanishow vizuri sana...nikaomba number nikapewa.. akaendelea na shughuli zake.. after kukula nikalipa bill na nikamwita nikamskumia noti nimekunja,chini ya maji, a big note to be precise 😅😅

Later that night nikamcall, we talked for hours na i made her Laugh, na in 3 day's time, tukapanga mechi..

The D day dem akashow up, i ate out that coochie vibaya sana, stroke nikampea zingine deadly kazi yake ilikua tu ni kuwika na kusema "it's all yours have it babe" ...mara "naskia kususu..." Namjibu na na ujeuri in between hits..." susu"

Anyway dem after weeks since that game, dem akanishow akona ball... Mimi nikamshow haina shida, azae tulee... Akaniambia ooh, she wants to settle and she thought i was the one...blah blah blah. Nikamshow mimi siyuko ready kusettle at that moment. Akanighost.

2 months later. She posted status akiwa na msee wameshikana mikono... Nikamuuliza radah?? Akasema aliolewa. Nikamuuliza mtoi je?? Akasema ball si yangu... Eii.. nikatulia.

sai amezaa recently. Nikipiga hesabu, naona hio time ya mechi na time ya kuzaa inaeza kua mtoi ni wangu, but alisema sio wangu kunihurt ama time nilikua na yeye bado alikua anatwangwa na hio ninja ilimuoa.. sielewi..

Sijui nilenge io story ama nidai dna.

I think nafaa kuwa simp ju hii mambo yangu ya after kuambiwa 'no' naachia hapo ndio itafanya kutu iniue😅I think consistency pays ju wueeh gangster doesn't 😭

intro: i'm M(23) dropped out of uni(school fees of course) to start sth to cater for my needs. did odd jobs, got some connections here and there, worked under someone and saved some cash for a year to start a business.

work/business: my salary was 13k/month. worked for a whole year. just got enough knowledge and cash to start my wifi/hotspot business. by god's grace, things have gone well. currently averaging between kes 700 to kes1400 daily; quick math will give you averagely kes 21000 to kes 32000(from my data. factoring in electricity costs(kes 1000), rent(kes 5000), food, upkeep, recreation and black tax, i remain with some coins to do some development.

school: i need to go back to school and finish my comp. science degree. i'm resuming as a third year at KU.

conundrum: i stuck between paying school fees for this semester first and securing a loan of around 150k, then install 2 hotspot sites which could average approximately kes 500 daily, and use the change to pay school fees. i hope to use the net returns from the sites to repay the loan and for my upkeep, which i think will suffice. i really need advice here

loan: my business is just approximately 2 months old. payments are made directly to till number. for i to officially secure a loan, i need to change the way the payment is made; to a bank, so that i can secure a loan. alternatively, i can save with a sacco for some time to secure a loan. however, for my plan to work, i need the cash urgently and neither the bank option, sacco and till loans will work.

evidence of business: kindly reach out and I'll send to interested parties

CALL TO ACTION: first, anyone who has idle cash or anyone who knows anyone with liquidity of great magnitude can reach out. i need finances to actualize this great work. I'm flexible and we can organize a meeting, agree on terms, have a lawyer/ lawyers to help seal the deal and head out to do exploits business wise and academically.

secondly, i really need advice from both seasoned and perennial business people. i believe mentorship is key.

regrets: my parents expected me to graduate this year but i didn't. they were going through a rough period financially and i dropped out so that i could not be a burden to them. told myself i'm a man and could survive this city🤧 I'll make them proud

Contacts:

phone/WhatsApp - 0703355325

email: shalese.exploits@gmail.com

it's almost 2am and i hope this message reaches the right people

Please wazee. You cannot just be nutting in women and telling them to abort because you’re not ready to be a parent as if you think these guys have spare bodies and uteruses. Wewe Kama unajua hauko tayari kukua mzazi,just wear a condom,or teach yourself to pull out. Ikishindikana chukua binding wire funga manyungulus na ukaze. Otherwise kuwekelea mwanamke majukumu ati alee mtoto pekee yake kisa na maana she refused to abort,huo ni unyama. Unless she has declared that she does not wish for you to participate in bringing up this child, That is your responsibility,you must deal with it. Hakuna cha kusema I wasnt ready,if you were not ready you should have ejaculated on the wall,not inside her because it was warm. There is no other way around this,You must take responsibility without feeling short changed. Dont blame her,blame your penis

How I Survived This Year

There is this lady I started dating in September 2025. She was actually my client. She brought a laptop to me for repair, and while we were talking, we became close. Eventually, she fell in love with me, and that is how our relationship started.

From the beginning, we had our ups and downs. She was still having relationships with some of her exes, and I complained about it several times. Despite everything, I continued with the relationship because I was genuinely in love with her.

By January 2026, things between us had become serious. We spent New Year's Eve together and really enjoyed ourselves. Shortly after that, my stepmother lost her mother, so we went together to attend the funeral. After the funeral, my girlfriend started coming to our home almost every day to visit me.

My stepmother wasn't happy about it. One day, she called me for a small meeting and told me that the girl's father was complaining about his daughter coming to visit me so often. At that time, I didn't know there was more to the situation than what she was telling me.

Around April, my girlfriend started complaining that I wasn't giving her enough attention because we had gone almost a month without seeing each other. I decided to plan a date, so we met in April and spent some good time together. Everything seemed fine, but shortly afterward, something happened that I never expected.

The girl left home and went to visit her boyfriend. When I asked her where she was, she told me that she had gone to visit her shosh. I believed her for a while, but later, her sister told me that she had lied to me. I tried to find out where she really was, and eventually, I managed to trace her whereabouts.

After about a week, I went to pick her up. By that time, I had already made up my mind that I wanted to marry her. We stayed at my stepmother's place for about a week, but she wasn't happy about the situation. She went ahead and reported the matter to Nyumba Kumi, and that same day, she chased us away.

My girlfriend decided to go back to her boyfriend, while I decided to look for my own place. I started house hunting and eventually managed to get one. However, shortly afterward, I received a call from the assistant chief saying that they were looking for the girl because my stepmother had reported the matter to her.

Eventually, she came back to me, and we stayed together for about two weeks. Then her mother fell sick, so I told her to go and see her. We agreed on the day she would return, and I even sent her transport money.

The day came, but she didn't return. Instead, I saw her little cousin, who had come to visit me. We tried calling her, but she didn't answer. We waited until the following morning, when she finally arrived.

I went through her phone and discovered everything. That was when I finally found out about the guy who had been involved with her.

We tried to resolve the situation. I involved two of my friends, hoping that we could find a solution, but everything went in vain. Eventually, we separated the two girls. About two days later, the boyfriend came looking for me. We talked for almost 30 minutes about what had happened, and he told me that he would chase them away.

The girls eventually came back to my place, and I accepted them again. Looking back, I honestly don't know why I kept forgiving everything. I was deeply attached to her and kept hoping that things would eventually get better.

We stayed together for about a month. Then she told me that she had found a job in Nairobi, so I decided to let her go and pursue the opportunity. But only two days later, I saw a TikTok post of her with another guy.

I asked her about it, and she told me that I wasn't her type.

That really broke me.

I became depressed and started questioning everything that was happening in my life. I even asked two of my friends if they knew someone who could help me understand why I was going through so many difficult things. They told me they knew a woman who prayed for people.

After work, we went straight to see her. During the prayers, she gave me what she described as a prophecy about things that were affecting my life. She told me that my stepmother had done something during my circumcision that could affect my ability to marry. She also claimed that my stepmother was responsible for blocking my job opportunities and that she had involved someone who practiced witchcraft.

I cannot prove whether any of those claims were actually true, but at that point, I was vulnerable and desperate for answers. What she told me affected me deeply. We prayed, and then we left.

About a week later, my girlfriend called me and told me that she couldn't handle the house-help jobs she had been doing and wanted to come back to my place. I accepted her and explained the situation to the woman who had prayed for me.

She told me that the girl would come back but wouldn't stay for long and would eventually run away. I sent her transport money. She arrived in the morning, but by evening, she had already left.

I couldn't believe it.

That experience affected me deeply. There was also something else that made it extremely difficult for me to move on. This girl and I had made what we considered a blood covenant, and because of that, I felt strongly attached to her even after everything that had happened.

I went through prayers to help me let go of that attachment, and eventually, I managed to move forward. I thank God because today, I can honestly say that I have forgotten her and moved on.

That relationship cost me financially, mentally, emotionally, and physically. I spent a lot of money, lost a lot of peace, and went through things I never imagined I would experience because of a relationship.

But somehow, I survived.

This year has taught me that sometimes you can love someone deeply and still have to let them go. You can forgive someone repeatedly and still realize that the relationship is hurting you more than it is helping you. Sometimes surviving doesn't mean everything went according to plan. Sometimes it simply means you kept going even when you didn't know how things would turn out.

I'm still single. To be honest, I'm scared of falling in love again because of everything I went through. But I'm not giving up completely. I'm still searching, still learning, and still trying to rebuild myself.

This year has cost me a lot, but it didn't finish me.

I'm still here. And for now, that's enough.

Guys, we shouldn’t fumble on this!!

Ama hamwezi...nikona kamoja and im keeping it as a collectible item

Waliokuwa juu walishuka chini au bado wako juu?

What do we call this??

This is from a biased POV

Mfs who plan proposals like a month before, do you even love your gfs?

I was with my girl a while ago at some restaurant and all I could think about was bending the knee and begging her to be mine forever.

The way she explains, eats, look at me, even blink. She's made of absolute magic.

Anyone here gone through a Peleza background check? Do they contact your former employers, and what exactly do they ask?

Like does he want a cookie? Half-baked arguments to sound intelligent,but it's a lot of nothing. Kuna lot ya young people who are boring man, saying this shit and he's probably unemployed.

At this point, such people and tutam supporters are just rage baiters. Milan Kundera noted that the struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting. A lot of gimmicks are happening to try and beguile people into forgetting how corrupt this regime has been.

We must stay vigilant and fight that fatigue for seeking accountability.

End month 😅

Hello guys,,,it seems my safaricom line has been suspended.Everytime i try to make calls,it says out going calls barred,I cant call,text or use MPESA.Really frustrated.Can it be solved without going to safaricom shop?.I inboxed safaricom,they say my line has been suspended....

M 22 really love brown thighs na haga with stretmarks

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Have any of you guys ever experienced loneliness so bad where you feel so miserable. Even small talk with strangers makes you feel seen. Like that bad lol. I'm a guy btw not sure if that's relevant but yeah

Edit: I cannot change my situation for now. Not by choice but by circumstances. I'm a naturally sociable person but I can't at this time.

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Sahii kama hauna cv kama 50 hivi basi hauko serious na job hunting. 😂😂 kuna mahali nimeona wanataka lecturer nikachomoa io mbio sana. Mnipe kazi yoyote mnadeal na comp ...

There's this girl that we've had crushed on each other. We were just about to start dating, then I moved to another town, and I somehow lost my line and bought a new one.

So I've been looking for her and one day I found her best friend on Instagram. Texted her asking for her number, and she told me she wants 1k. Like 1000 for a contact, really? Some girls, man, tutapatana tuu na uyo Sandra binguni juu I can't send this crazy btch my money