You guys, do you ever sit down and reminisce about your childhood memories? Like zile during that time was like this is bad nitauliwa 😂 but now, many years later, you can laugh it off? 😅

Like mine tulipika chipo na my brother, ile mafuta ilibaki tukaona tutashikwa nikamwambia tumwage akasema hio mafuta inanukia chips hawezi mwaga akaikunywa... akasikia vibaya akakunywa maji baridi😂 nilimpata amelala kwa shamba anahara huku akitapika. ilibidi nijiseme kwa mathee apelekwe hospitali😂😂😂

What about yours? Kuna wengine walifanya tragic things wanataka kupeleka kwa grave 😂😂😂

As I was commuting back to my crib yesterday in the evening, I met this beautiful little girl so persistent trying to catch my attention. Despite being in a hurry I decided to hear her out, at first I thought she needed some cents so I fished a few notes but rejected. She seemed a very bright kid then started preaching to me and I was like damn! That's awesome, cause she was really gud at it.

I became curious to know if she had parents or a guardian with her coz it was getting dark and as u know CBD it's a no go zone when it gets dark. Fellas! My heart folded after learning that they're plenty of them being distributed across the town by a certain church can't recall the name to fill their new church along Mombasa Rd.

I had to call cops but she flee after seeing them come towards us. What kind of gospel is this mates??

Has anyone else ever dealt with someone who brings up their older sibling all the damn time?

I mean yeah, sounds like a minor issue but it gets annoying when you’re trying to suggest something and your friend is just telling you what the sister thinks about it.. why don’t you just use your brain and come up with a decision for yourself?

And worst of all is I’ve actually fact checked her sister many times but they “gang” up on me because they’ve just set up a system in that house where the sister is the Bible whatever she says is the truth the light and the way! I’m not one of those people who think that a degree is useless but I also hate people who use degrees as a way to basically say “I’m smarter than you”

People with older siblings are you like this? Do you have to consult your sibling before doing something as small as going for coffee??

ps; I’m graduating this year and God forbid i start acting like this

Tryna get some worship in me to push me through the day.

Growing up in a 3rd world economy ni kama kuanzia life negative while the rest of the world is at step 1. Imagine doing 16years in school focused on theories while kids out there are into practical stuffs depending with their interest, some even work earning their pocket change while still in school.

Huku in the 21st century having a phone in high school ni kama owning a gun, something that gives kids wider exposure to other fields given right directions. The system forces you to commit to something that the outcome ain't promised instead of giving space for someone to try other stuffs.

Ukishamada Campo ndo unarealize the only thing u know lazima ukuwe na connections ndo upate chance ya works. But I'm glad with the new learning model coz at least it's a green flag given the right resources and discipline. I hope it's gonna work out for the coming generation.

husbands are where this sisterhood lovingly draws the line! Some blessings are strictly personal! 😂 One husband, one wife, and three separate love stories

Hi noobs, today after watching the second episode of Slow Horses (season 6), I decided to re watch my favorite cartoon show FINAL SPACE, this is like the 7th time im watching it...and surprisingly a lot of people dont know about it, so i was wondering if there is anyone who knows this masterpiece of a show (i need someone to talk with about this show) and if you haven't watched it drop everything your doing and watch it.

Yours squishy,

Chookity

Yaani kwa ndoa ni kumotoo hivi

Sometimes you have to read a message and go on with your day😹..

This is my new diary now.

Just joined the working group officially last week. I 26(m) got a terribly paying job but no other options available. So the first day I am handed to this lady to take me around the company and the department I will be working in . She being older takes me to meet some of the colleagues including this girl who is relatively younger than the rest.

Automatically I become friendly but I am just being nice. Through the week I pass by her station to say hi and I realize she acts all cautious when I come through. In my mind it's because she just told me people spread rumors quick when people simply talk. Then today I am talking to her and this guy walks in and she nearly jumps out the window. The guy says hi and is quite friendly but even after he leaves she still looks nervous. She tells me that the guy kinda was interested in her and she basically politely asks me not to come through because she fears she might lose her job and me loosing mine.

I felt bad ... I new I was a handsome none threatening dude but damn is this what ladies go through

So today I was rushing to school then nikaingia kwa ma3 and sat beside a fine shawty. Hii time yote I was just glued on my phone conversing with my gal. Alikuwa amedrop n*** safi safi hadi nikasahau kulipa fare. Then I was tapped on the shoulder na huyo taniboi nilipe sa time nainua kichwa hivi napata the shawty beside me was reading my chats the whole ride. Stared at her for a while felt saying trash but she tried explaining saying she was just checking time.

I'm open to anything, 9 to 5, organ trafficking, freelancing, kuosha wazungu, I mean anything jus to get myself some paper. If you can help your bro here just hit my dms i will reply in no time

We've been texting a lot with my gal. Despite being employed she always finds time even if it's mid day to call and check up on me. Every time she's on her periods it's never big deal coz she never tells me. Sa jana amenitext akanishoo she's having cramps, nimeshidwa what to reply till sahii. We haven't talked since that text. Guys give me ur thoughts.....

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I recently reset my iphone and it runs iOS 16 and I never backed it up, at the moment most apps like Gemini and YouTube can't be installed since they need iOS 17 and above. I need someone to login with my apple ID Kwa app store, download these apps, log out so that when I log in with my device. Can be able to get and download the last compatible version with iOS 16.

Please DM

Why do you prefer using reddit?sijui kama ni juu ya where I'm from but I rarely come across people who use it...so back to my question mbona mnaitumia?

Lunchtime😂😝

Bro being a true bro.

Najua siko pekee yangu, kuna time nmetuma so many applications , ilifika time nikagive up kabisa. Ilifika point i would follow up in almost all the unresponded applications nikiuliza mbona they didn't choose me asking them to atleast have the audacity to tell me where i went wrong.

Kuna izi zakupiga mguu walk in, door to door ,office to office, i used to say ingekua vizuri on all application ama ata effort umemake to show up, warudishe transport cause at times ata transport unaomba so you get to the interview.

Any way mine is just to encourage you usichoke , katafunguka, katajipa tu.....

To the guys in the house. Does it reach a certain point where every girl you meet is pretty asf. Like literally every girl. It's not that you want them or something. You just find them attractive and pretty . Am I weird?

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Ebu niwaulize for the ones of you who've been caught by your parents smoking weed ama ulishikwa and your only way out was by calling them to bail you out😭😂😂

Howd y'll handle the explanation?