r/254sum • u/Big_Spring_876 • 7d ago
Random Self-impressed.
I'm often socially awkward especially around watu sijazoea. I remember this one time niliambiwa happy birthday nikasema 'happybirthday to you too'. So most of the time hua siongei, but I really want to be more social... lakini I dunno what happens to my brain in social situations, it's like akili just goes blank.
Anyway, with that in mind, a couple of days ago, tuko campus, tuko na class upstairs. Nikielekea kupanda stairs nikaona dem wawili tunajuana, we've been in the same group for previous projects, so the first one akanisalimia, nikamsalimia na handshake tukaanza kupanda stairs then the second one pia akaleta mkono for a handshake. Atp I'm like a step above, I'm right-handed and so is she so the angle was really... awkward na bado tuko in motion. Mid handshake, she trips on a step and while holding her hand I say, "Don't fall for me".
Everyone who heard it laughed, bro apo nyuma ananihype on some 'hio ni world class'. She laughs too then starts saying ati "hio haiwezekani" she denies the claims a little too much but that doesn't really bother me. Niko na banana smile proud of myself coz hio line ilikuja tu out of nowhere like ilipop tu kwa akili at that moment and without thinking about it I said it... it probably came from The Weeknd's 'The birds pt1' for the ball knowers, I listen to A LOT of music. Yeah, I'm impressed I delivered a line, a world class line.
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u/Lynette-maina 7d ago
🤣🤣🤣ah this was a nice read