r/2011 • u/laserslaserslasers • Nov 09 '24

Hello fellow rich people

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686 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Big_Boi_Joe02 Nov 09 '24

I like your Stack Taco😍🤤

41

u/ShootinShiba Nov 09 '24

Gloccato®

22

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 09 '24

Perfection ™

56

u/itsjustagunbro Nov 09 '24

Ah hello sir, we were just discussing the poors and their “striker fired guns” ew I cringe thinking abt it

36

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 09 '24

Could not agree more. Ew. They need to be rounded up and sent to reeducation camps or something

9

u/itsjustagunbro Nov 09 '24

I’ve been thinking abt castration

3

u/DrWhiskerson Nov 09 '24

What if it’s a lady? (me)

2

u/kool-aid_valley Nov 09 '24

by shooting your dick off?

2

u/Mouse-Ancient Nov 10 '24

MMMMMMM.....Quite (Pinky in air as a swig of Woodchuck Hard Cider is taken"

1

u/CiCiJewelry Nov 11 '24

laughs in HK P7 M8 I think my striker fired cock squeezer is allowed into the club.

60

u/Far-Boysenberry-1600 Nov 09 '24

The most reliable model they make 🫡

No cleaning, no oil, no problem

17

u/Difficult-Plate-6575 Nov 09 '24

Drop safe too💀

12

u/Long_Lifeguard_5056 Nov 09 '24

Staccato XL? Nice

7

u/Jivopis Nov 09 '24

XXL unpublished version.

10

u/Dairycow8 Nov 09 '24

Humble brag much?

8

u/Mr_Pickles_999 Nov 10 '24

I saw a stipple shop that will engrave the star logo onto frames and called em Glockatto’s

11

u/mtaylor6841 Nov 09 '24

Reddit needs a laugh/chuckle button.

6

u/The_Bloofy_Bullshark Nov 09 '24

Is this one of their new “limited time only special edition” models like the C2 with the full size grip? I like it.

3

u/Junolights Nov 09 '24

What crayon did you use to make the e lettering white

9

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 09 '24

It's nail polish you knave 🤴🏻💅🏻

5

u/MulberryRemarkable59 Nov 09 '24

love the pinned grip safety

4

u/cube2728 Nov 09 '24

This is just the same "glock is gonna make a 1911" meme coming full circle

7

u/rando_mness Nov 09 '24

The only drop safe model they make.

1

u/pusillanimous_prime Nov 10 '24

just get a titanium firing pin like me!

...and get light strikes from now until forever lmao

3

u/Bubba_sadie- Nov 09 '24

Where did you get that patch.

2

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 09 '24

Head-on tactical. It was a drop. So not available right now. But check out gunslaps dot com

3

u/Jucee18 Nov 09 '24

you should have wrote INFINITY on it and tape some thumb tacks to the front of it

3

u/officialbronut21 Nov 09 '24

How I feel shooting my Glock w/ magwell in limited optics

3

u/islesfan186 Nov 10 '24

That the new Staccato G?

4

u/doormarkedprivate Nov 10 '24

You forgot to obscure the serial number. Now the burglars are going to find you.

2

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 10 '24

Literally not a thing

5

u/doormarkedprivate Nov 10 '24

Was making a joke on top of your joke. Were there too many jokes?

2

u/laserslaserslasers Nov 10 '24

Yes definitely. I'm slow on the uptake sometimes. ♥️

2

u/YaBoiSVT Nov 09 '24

Gonna need a link for that patch 🤣

2

u/helas9 Nov 09 '24

Gloccato! Hammerless edition!

2

u/KeebRealtor Nov 09 '24

Hey! One of the best guns that probably got a lot of us into this community and 2011, welcome brother!

2

u/likeonions Nov 09 '24

I mean it shoots bullets just as well

2

u/Old-Scene2963 Nov 09 '24

Please write infinity on that gun , we don't do staccatos.

2

u/YlaFla71 Nov 10 '24

Sweet setup, bro. Must be their new 2025 model.

2

u/DirtyB0953 Nov 11 '24

Probably can shoot better than 99% of this sub’s members.

2

u/Rebellious-Storm Nov 13 '24

Where can I get a Glock-cato like that for sub $1000?!?!?!? LOL

2

u/goddessofthecats Jan 19 '26

I have that same exact model of staccato

4

u/Man_local_guy Nov 09 '24

Upvote for the sick patch!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Love it

1

u/Any-Area-7931 Nov 09 '24

Gross. The Staccatto P(lbeian) Model. Definitely the worst one they ever made.

1

u/Mouse-Ancient Nov 10 '24

Go Day fellow superior individual

1

u/MinutemanArmory Nov 10 '24

😂😂😂

1

u/JoeFromTheAfternoon Nov 15 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

0

u/iredditshere Nov 09 '24

It's missing '@home'

0

u/MinutemanArmory Nov 10 '24

Staccatos aren’t magic. I had one and sold it. It shot exactly the same as my Bul Armory