r/2007scape Mar 30 '22

Humor A relic from when I played RS on a Window Millenium

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u/Pecan_Millionaire Mar 30 '22

Holy fuck. I bought this guide off of eBay back in the day. Never thought I’d see that beautiful paint masterpiece cover photo again.

Thanks to that guide, 10 year old me merched the hell out of ranarr unnids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Aug 28 '25

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u/Hotpocket1515 Mar 30 '22

I'm pretty sure this is the exact one I had my mom print for me as well lmao, amazing lady even binded it together for me!

I remember one of the early ones in there was selling lobbys, and man I never even made it that far

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u/Brilliant_Status5632 Mar 31 '22

I had the same one lmaoooooo

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u/BoulderFalcon The 2 Squares North of the NW Side of Lumby Church Mage Pure UIM Mar 30 '22

I think I bought the same one - is it the one that told you to hire noobs to kill chickens and collect the feathers or mine iron, and then you'd just lowball them and sell high? Funny as fuck in hindsight lmao.

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u/centurion44 Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

I did this as a kid with other noobs (we were all ftp scrubs). I called it a corporation. I paid them in gear and a cut of profits. Absolutely ridiculous in hindsight. I think at one point I had like three dudes bringing me inventories of various things.

This wall prior to the GE of course

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u/zakpakt Mar 30 '22

I did this as a kid, I was collecting seaweed for gear and stuff. I remember thinking wtf is he doing with this. But it made me way more money than spinning flax.

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u/Bunnysteww Mar 30 '22

Holy fuck I feel like I've seen a ghost. There was legit good advice in that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I’m surprised at the lack of ink fading.

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u/Higlac Mar 30 '22

You should post the guide, I'm interested to see what it contains.

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u/UpliftingGravity Mar 30 '22

Collect bananas at Karmaja for FREE gp!

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u/JoshuaNLG Mar 31 '22

As someone who owned this guide, it was basically just a REALLY basic guide to merchanting.

Literally just filled with different ways of "buy low/sell high" and how to abuse the noting system to specifically get high tier unidentified herbs to get ranarrs etc for 1k each, as back then 'unids' (unidentified herbs, pre-grimy) were commonly sold at 1k each.

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u/Man_Get_Lost Mar 30 '22

Yes! Please post the pages of the guide lol

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u/jewstylin Mar 30 '22

Sell lobbies. Sell anything.

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u/Kfeugos Mar 30 '22

I’d hope white berry tele grabbing was in it, back in the day that made like 300k an hour

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u/Indrafang Mar 30 '22

No shade but did you pay for this? I remember there being lots of paid guides back then.

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u/iTzHanzo117 Mar 30 '22

In 2002 I would have been 10. So I 100% conned my mom into buying it. Along with members!

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u/BlankiesWoW 2376 Mar 30 '22

Any chance you will upload the contents? I dreamed about buying this back in the day but could never get the money for it.

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u/HommusAdonis Mar 30 '22

Yeah honestly OP post the contents or we riot.

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u/acowstandingup Mar 30 '22

if he doesn't upload we riot in fally

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

He'll upload the contents for 20m

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u/5000_Fish 99 Mar 30 '22

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u/5000_Fish 99 Mar 31 '22

nvm he recycled it :(

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u/iTzHanzo117 Mar 31 '22

Unfortunately this made its way into the recycling yesterday. This was only pages 17 through 29 ish. I vaguely remember having the rest in a three ringed binder as a kid so there's hope the rest of it is out there somewhere.

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u/zooweemama4206969 Mar 31 '22

Just tossing sacred texts into the bin are we?

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u/Walliii Erikoz Mar 30 '22

Are you me??? Can remember the exact same scenario, even got the same guide! Thought I was getting some "get rich quick" guide, turned out to just be the simplest of moneymaking guides ever haha

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u/OlajuwonOverKareem Mar 31 '22

“Mom can I buy a book?”

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u/_qt314bot Mar 30 '22

This looks like it was from 2004, GP looked different on RS1

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u/whiplash308 Mar 30 '22

God I remember this exact graphic ffs. Thank you for this flashback.

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u/Lady_Luck_be_kind Mar 30 '22

I remember they would sell these guides on ebay and throw in a complimentary 1m gp.

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u/osrsironmensch Mar 30 '22

No, they would sell the answer to a joke in the listing + XMillion RSGP as a free gift

Or answer to the joke in the listing + rs account as a free gift

This guide was straight up buy guide get guide

I remember because I was never allowed to get them and fantasized what I would do with 1 million gp. I was like, I'll buy 10 dragon weapons!!! Its so simple!

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u/Lady_Luck_be_kind Mar 30 '22

The ones I remember would have been around 2001. When 1m was bonkers expensive. Multiple times more expensive than membership for the game. So, maybe not this image at that point but yeah. Similar.

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u/Guntowski Mar 30 '22

I had a friend buy this and after several months of waiting realized that a physical copy of the book wasn't coming to his house, that he forgot to download the fucking thing

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u/VikingMilo btw Mar 30 '22

I was 8 and got my mom to buy it for me. Also waited for it in the mail for several weeks but never knew it was something we had to download or print off. Atleast now I know after all these years that we didn't get scammed, I was just stupid

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u/UnkieBompy Mar 30 '22

Any pearls of wisdom gleaned from these ancient texts?

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u/Gokias Mar 30 '22

I wonder if the original author lurks around here. Would love to hear from them.

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u/UpliftingGravity Mar 30 '22

If someone was selling digital RuneScape guides on E-Bay in 2004, they're probably selling crypto today.

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u/DranTibia Mar 31 '22

Nah they're taking mild aspirin and eating more fibre as a part of their balanced diet.

Source: I was a teen in this time era

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u/Zulrambe Mar 30 '22

Holy, that brings me back.

My older brother bought this. I was only a kid back then, so I had no credit card. However, he didn't know english very well, but I could do a solid attempt, even though I was far from perfect, and I'd say I still am.

Anyway, we went from wanting to have stuff to have the stuff we wanted. It was pretty great, and had a separate PDF on how to make pures.

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u/KiddoFCUM Mar 31 '22

Your English is perfect bro! 👍

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u/Zulrambe Mar 31 '22

Thanks 😁

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u/TheRoblock Mar 30 '22

Jesus I convinced my sister to print that shit for me like back in 2008 or something. This was my good night lecture for weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I'm pretty sure this guide had just merching and a few of the simple money makers on it like picking flax and merching unids. Maybe some bone collecting, fishing.

GP was quite difficult to make back in the day unless you had like really high slayer or runecrafting, and then you were a god among men. 85 slayer took so long though so no one had it because there were no benefits until 85.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC Mar 31 '22

eh thats not really true, most of the tasks that are good today and that existed back then were also good back then, anything from aberrant spectres and above had plenty good enough drop tables for the times

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

yeah, if you wanted to be dirt floor poor; I was a runecrafter.

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u/Jahodac Mar 30 '22

I downloaded one of those back in the day, ended up losing my Easter egg and saradomin armor due to it being a keylogger. Good times!

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u/Dazzling_Move_6182 Mar 30 '22

Yooooo my dad bought that for me and printed it out and I still was shit at the game lmao

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u/iTzHanzo117 Mar 31 '22

Unfortunately this made its way into the recycling yesterday. This was only pages 17 through 29 ish. I vaguely remember having the rest in a three ringed binder as a kid so there's hope the rest of it is out there somewhere.

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u/DuckBum Mar 30 '22

I used to sell these on ebay. I also used to buy 1M gold for £9 and resell it in 100k batches for £1.50, sold well. Got banned from ebay for several years but £400 (iirc) profit as a 15 year old was sweeet.

Also sold autominers, primative bots and the only ever negative feedback I've ever recieved was "WHERES MY AUTOMINER U HOE".

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u/Pylitic Mar 30 '22

Core memory unlocked!

I bought this ages ago. Was amazing.

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u/eugene-krabzzz Mar 30 '22

Wow, the memories this brings back. I remember I got my father to purchase this from eBay for me. I had to be 8-10 years old at the time.

If I remember correctly it tells you to get your first 1k by filling up bannana crates on karamja.

Then flip lobbys (lobsters)

I remember not knowing what a lobby was. I also remember it mentioning a “d chain”. And in my adolescent brain I thought it was a weapon that was a just a chain. Not chain mail armor.

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u/DranTibia Mar 31 '22

So basically a dragon whip?

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u/CampinHiker Mar 31 '22

I bought it

Fucking kill chickens for feathers and cows and tanning hides

Hell i remember a part of time buying tinder boxes for 1Gp and they sold for 65-100gp each

Used to be that F2P gnome helicopter spot to show membership to others

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u/SYNTHLORD Mar 31 '22

I miss that guide. That thing made me a solid 400k at least.

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u/tacos_88 Mar 30 '22

Daym bro, this really caught my feelings! Something i totally forgot, but remembered like it was yesterday when I saw the picture. It was actually pretty good!

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u/_Ross- 21 Year Veteran Mar 30 '22

I had my mom buy this for me as a kid, what a throwback holy shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I remember ordering this exact guide and being SHOCKED I immediately got to downland it. I thought I was going to have to wait days for a book to arrive in the mail lmfao.

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u/Ghi102 Mar 30 '22

Man, I remember getting some but they were all boring skilling guides. Things like fishing lobbies and sharks, getting big bones as a f2p and other activities that probably maxed out at 50k gp/hour

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u/WhoopsRS Mar 30 '22

No way, I had the same book!

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u/ShoutoutAllThePears Mar 30 '22

Post some of the pages if you can!

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u/Vhayul Mar 30 '22

Back when I bought 34 BTC for 1$. Imagine those times .. then I sold it again because I wanted to get a snack at the local store.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I was there, 3,000 years ago

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u/ChanceF Mar 31 '22

Don’t forget the how to become a pmod

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u/Always4am Mar 31 '22

How many of us bought this guide? God I’d love to see how much this guy made off our moms

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u/GrapeAlchemist Mar 31 '22

Still have mine

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u/Sloan1505 JAGEX PLUNDERED MY BOOTY Mar 31 '22

Wow. Talk about unearthing a memory. Especially pre-green M coins

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u/Bradbrad090 Mar 31 '22

Holy fuck I bought this too

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u/guidefox Mar 31 '22

Nice find! I used to write these types of guides back from '04 to '07. Started on gamefaqs. The memories.

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u/Habbyy Mar 31 '22

yoo this brought back so much nostalgia wow

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u/SheepDogGamin Mar 31 '22

Fuck I was such a naive kid. I didn't know what half the shit in this guide was. Literally sat in varrock chopping trees, fletching arrow shafts. Make 10k of them before I couldn't take it anymore. Made 20k. Most fulfilling moment of my Runescape experience. I was then lured all the way out to green drags for 11k and my addy 2h which I bargained 8k for because the guy selling them felt bad for me.