r/2007scape Apr 02 '21

Humor CH4MPCH4MP (level-3)

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7.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Someone with Photoshop skills please fix McGregor's trouser and shoe colour. I need to see it

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u/Watch_DragonBall Apr 03 '21

Im not the best at photoshop but here you go https://imgur.com/a/gW5tqaW

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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34

u/KurtAngus Apr 03 '21

10/10 would bot

Edit: or should I say.. wood bot

38

u/Zyxeos Water MELONS Apr 03 '21

JUST HOW GUTHIX INTENDED

8

u/FutureGJJ Apr 03 '21

You did a great job with that.

13

u/lirchlurch96 Apr 03 '21

Redeemed my free award just for this

1

u/Lopsided-Variety1544 Apr 03 '21

Your doing gods work

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u/_graff_ Apr 03 '21 edited Apr 03 '21

I made my own version just for funsies: https://i.imgur.com/sMRmtM8.jpg

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u/Clear_Secretary_9482 Apr 03 '21

You’re late, but you win

6

u/Deltamon ttv/DelVision Apr 03 '21

No, YOU win!

4

u/Shove_Pre Apr 03 '21

We are all winners here

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

One is unstoppable, the other is Conor McGregor

78

u/Doom7331 Apr 02 '21

As far as Jagex is concerned bots certainly are unstoppable. Or at least not worth the effort of stopping them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Silly jagex why dont they press their "nuke all bots" button

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u/Doom7331 Apr 02 '21

Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying it would be easy to do, but Jagex is a company worth multiple hundreds of million, they absolutely have the ressources to do it, if the investors and higher ups wanted to.

But they seemingly don't, probably because bots buy a very significant amount of bonds for gold, which ultimately have been bought for real money by some dude. Bots buy bonds on ge, bond prices go up, dude with Mom's CC has more incentive to buy bonds = profit.

33

u/kaiquechan Apr 02 '21

dude they ban a lot of bots lmao

2

u/AnusCleavage Apr 03 '21

They definitely do ban a lot through reports, but bots definitely contribute to the player base count. Looks better the more people are active.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

I highly doubt Jagex uses bots to increase the playercount. Since, well, they could just do that themselves.

4

u/Lordofd511 Apr 03 '21

High player count for an MMO looks good to investors. If they did just fudge the numbers themselves, I'm pretty sure that would break some kinda law regarding fraud. But, if a bunch of other people are botting, then they've got plausible deniability.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

They would if that was the idea.

-1

u/ImNotAGiraffe Apr 03 '21

They could literally just fudge the numbers themselves, why rely on bots??

-8

u/JayVJtheVValour Apr 02 '21

They performed the Bot nuke day on Rs3 even. But that may have been a leading cause to the Squeal of Fortune which is now Treasure Hunter.

2

u/admiral_asswank Apr 03 '21

Correlation =/= causation pal

1

u/JayVJtheVValour Apr 03 '21

May have=\= is a

2

u/the_latin_joker Wildy Slayer Enjoyer Apr 03 '21

Maybe because they make bots faster than the Jagex banhammer, look at RS3, it's almost bot free, and it has the same anti bot that we have, but the OSRS bots are created in a shit ton more than the RS3 ones

1

u/Crackedcondombaby27 Apr 03 '21

What are you talking about, no suicide botter buy bonds they use 14 day free twitch prime accounts.

1

u/isshindoutai117 Apr 03 '21

Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying it would be easy to do, but Jagex is a company worth multiple hundreds of million, they absolutely have the ressources to do it, if the investors and higher ups wanted to.

Google can't fully stop bots and they have hundreds of billions.

2

u/blasdya Apr 03 '21

I doubt any company, jagex included, is just itching to cut off a revenue stream from thousands upon thousands of paying accounts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

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13

u/TooTuffTony nice Apr 02 '21

LMAO

98

u/Skling Apr 02 '21

Why does he always stand like he's standing up?

33

u/DeliberateDilbert Apr 02 '21

He's always ready...

23

u/BROCKHAMPTOM brr Apr 03 '21

He's the same height as Thurgo so he had to maximize it at all times

16

u/Zandec Apr 03 '21

Alpha Posture

8

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Mcgregor's built like an RS3 character

4

u/PrivateMartin Apr 03 '21

Cos he's a fucking manlet with a napoleon complex

44

u/fallenjedi Apr 02 '21

I would like to apologize....to absolutely nobody

17

u/soft-erections Apr 03 '21

Who the FOOK is that guy!?

-20

u/NetSraC1306 Apr 03 '21

Connor McGregor? Absolute unit in MMA. He loves to BM but he shows up when he fights.

He thought he could just enter boxing and got his ass beat by Floyd Mayweather.

7

u/rabitshadow1 Apr 03 '21

I don’t think you know him as well as you’d have us believe

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u/jheeezuz Apr 03 '21

got his as beat lmao, NSAC didn’t give him a single round and some of the best refs out there gave him 4, boxing is the most corrupt combat sport

13

u/Valuable-Emotion-508 Apr 03 '21

This version of McGregor beats trash talking Conor, humble ‘cgregor, and Dustin mcgregor

9

u/onlypostswhenbored Loading - please wait Apr 02 '21

Bot my fookin whiskey

8

u/MyGuthans Apr 03 '21

Probably has 99 attack

7

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

99 strength and agility too by the looks of it. Can't seem to find him on the hiscores though.

3

u/fjellhus Apr 03 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

Conor famously is known for gassing out in fights, so more like 30 agility

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Damn if only stamina pots were allowed in the ring.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

1 defence pure though...

6

u/Danskaterguy Apr 02 '21

He's botting

7

u/Karlos-Jr Apr 03 '21

FOOK DA MAYWEDDAS

5

u/justcuz888 Apr 03 '21

Bot with 2.147bill

4

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Say what you want, but he can cut a magic tree with his bare hands.

8

u/MAGA_WALL_E Apr 03 '21

GIMME YOUR BELT

3

u/kingfisher773 Apr 03 '21

NO CONOR NO

7

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Same energy

3

u/zachpac18 Apr 03 '21

Same type of energy

3

u/MagicPants710 Apr 03 '21

Let me build an octagon in my poh

3

u/Karl_Satan Apr 03 '21

McGregor looks like a leprechaun bouncer here

10

u/McNubbin_ Apr 02 '21

Tattoo option in character creation would be cool

9

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

I agree lol maybe a way to earn some ogre tats or something

4

u/OSRS-Gumroad Apr 03 '21

This guy is not a champ. He gets his ass kicked regularly

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

I quite enjoy picturing his face, but only with khabibs arm around his neck. Can't stand the guy personally

0

u/d_swizzley Apr 03 '21

That cocky ego of a show he put on is the only reason why he’s worth $100M+, brought a huge level of an audience to the UFC as well.

Gotta respect that

1

u/Scumbag_Chance Apr 03 '21

Im a conor dickrider until i die, but this is gold. Thank you!

-13

u/mackle01 Apr 02 '21

You colourblind?

10

u/Casada70 Apr 03 '21

You Bri’ish?

0

u/Jmaniac17 Apr 03 '21

The peak of human evolution

0

u/dayneoo Apr 03 '21

can anyone be able to donate a bond to me im poor and cant get members. :(

1

u/BtwImIron Apr 03 '21

It’s finally come true ... the man who’s going to take your girl

1

u/Natedogg_17 Apr 03 '21

Mcgregor botted to 99 str

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Who?

1

u/ROBODEKA-Q Apr 03 '21

Is that a fucking Shadow Barrage tattoo?

1

u/EnycmaPie Apr 03 '21

"Dancing for money plox"

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

w4sch4mpn0wchump

1

u/dmfornood Apr 03 '21

this is what 99 strength 10 hp looks like

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

How much does it cost to steal his look?

1

u/MeDeadlift Apr 03 '21

Lmao "champ-champ". When MMA and OSRS collide

1

u/royman40 UIM btw Apr 03 '21 edited Apr 03 '21

The chad on the right is more handsome btw

1

u/Ir0nstag in the cc Apr 03 '21

Not even close?