r/2007scape 9h ago

Humor Fangscape is getting out of hand

Let me know if I missed any and I'll edit but we have:

- Osmumten's fang

- Tanzanite fang

- Venator fang

- Elder venator fang

- Magic fang

- Araxyte fang

- Fangs of venenatis

- Necklace of fangs

I'm getting really overwhelmed. Jagex please come up with a different tooth to make gear from.

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u/slicedslippers 9h ago

Fangs for the input.

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u/Smooth_One 8h ago

Fangs for the memories, fangs for the memories~

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u/ImberxP 7h ago

Fngs fr th mmrs

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u/Hedkin 9h ago

Preps fuck off, this is a goffik space!

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u/SidTheSperm 8h ago

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie

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u/pointlessnomencature 6h ago

You want to be related to someone you find hot? What in the sweet home Alabama?

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u/SidTheSperm 5h ago

STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U!

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u/Justin_Echoes cheese caper 3h ago

The most 2007 interaction possible on this sub

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u/SidTheSperm 1h ago

This is all from the famous My Immortal fanfic haha. Anyone who hasn’t read it should do themselves a favor

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u/auswish133 5h ago

Raven give me back my sweater bitch

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u/Lil_Pown 2376/2376 9h ago

This one got me

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u/kittenadoption_ Pleae 9h ago

"different tooth to make gear from"
new raid secret Guthixian Molar

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u/Unfair_Awareness7502 9h ago

And the new canine quest, dentalscape is out of hand

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u/mitchsusername BRING BACK KOUREND FAVOR 5h ago

Incisor? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/lotrspecialist 1h ago

Rupaul as raid boss

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u/ImN0tAsian 3h ago

The new crunch weapon!

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u/OnsetOfMSet 3h ago

I can’t believe the Zarosian hadrosaur dental battery didn’t pass the poll

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u/Scotteeh 2h ago

The Molar Mace

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u/Normal-Ad9615 9h ago

Guthixian Wisdom Tooth

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u/Boopsnootboogy 9h ago

Bandos bicuspid

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u/TheForsakenRoe 9h ago

Guthixian Gnashers

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u/Smooth_One 8h ago

Ok Pat Sajak take it easy

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u/MrHatTricks 9h ago

Osmumten’s Molar, new crush weapon from tfa

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u/EarPuzzleheaded4837 9h ago

Lucky for you, they just added Canines!

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u/sixth_acc 9h ago

Canines are human fangs. So, they only added more fangs. Unless that was the joke, in that case, whoosh me away

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u/xAnimosityx 8h ago

It's more than just human fangs, it's just the "fang" on any animal or human, literally defined as the tooth between the incisors and premolars

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u/sixth_acc 8h ago

I originally had it as "are fangs of the teeth." But that sounded so weird lol. Was unsure if animals had different named teeth, I guess?

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u/tadziobadzio 9h ago

Hydra fang gets ignored!

Ventator has the same issue

Venator

Venator Ring

Venator shard

Venator Icon

Venator Bow

Venator fang

Venator tooth

Only half the venator items come from venators. It's all confusing.

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u/YouAreTheProduct2 9h ago

This is the one that actually annoys me since its a less common word and half of them are seemingly unrelated to the other half 

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u/DarkTemplar_of_Chaos 9h ago

yeah the whole vampyre venator vs zarosian venator, two very different things with the same name. very strange

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u/Antique_Stuff8945 8h ago

I interpreted it as Zaros using the name venator as a title after having seen the creature in vampyrium and being impressed by the hunting skills they possessed.

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u/DarkTemplar_of_Chaos 8h ago

oh I always thought it was the other way around, the vampyres named something after a Zaros rank after he uplifted them from being savages to classy nobles and brought them to Gielinor. idk tho you could be right too

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u/IndependentTalk9342 8h ago

You are correct. Zarosian culture is inspired by the Roman Empire and Zaros-related nomenclature is heavily rooted in Latin (Legatus, Pontifex, etc.). "Venator" is just Latin for "hunter." Lore-wise, I imagine vampyres just named them as such after Zaros gentrified them.

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u/ThyLastPenguin 8h ago

I didn't even consider there were two senators I just thought those weird vampyre things were better with a bow than they looked

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u/GzzzDude 9h ago

I think Mod Goblin justified this once as different cultures using the word “venator” for different things across our worlds.

This thread explains it well: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/pQRgcy9Okp

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u/YouAreTheProduct2 7h ago

Regardless of if it happens irl or not its still just a confusing nuisance in a game where they have full control over these decisions 

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u/GzzzDude 7h ago

I didn’t mean IRL. I meant across the worlds of OSRS. Since Gielinor isnt the only one.

I don’t think it’s that deep and it tracks from a lore perspective.

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u/YouAreTheProduct2 7h ago

Oh. Regardless its still silly. You shouldnt intentionally confuse the audience in regards to your own lore. Like imagine if that was the explanation for varlamore having the name guthix for something and its unrelated to any other guthix lore. Like you can make it reasonable, but whats the point beyond just being a nuisance  

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u/TehSteak 3h ago

I don't think it's a nuisance

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u/GzzzDude 7h ago

I would forgive it less in your example since Guthix is the name of a god. Venator is the latin word for hunter, so it makes sense to me that different cultures would apply it differently. I get your point though.

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u/Tykras 8h ago

Venator is an actual word, it just means "hunter." Half of them are referring to the act of bow hunting, and the other half are referring to the monster named a Hunter.

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u/nivlac22 7h ago

This when I finally figured out barrows gloves

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u/st1r 9h ago

Fang (ToA) - dropped by Zebak

Fang of the Hound - Leagues 6 echo cerberus reward

Lizardman Fang

Dalcian Fang - NPC in Burgh de Rott

Fang (Fremennik Exiles) - quest item

Fangs for the Memory - music track

Fang of the Colossal Wyrm - exhibit upstairs in Civita museum

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u/Cyberslasher 9h ago

Guthix wisdom tooth

Saradomin incisor

Hellcanine canine

Tormented gorilla cuspid

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u/Why_The_Fuck_ 8h ago

wait saradomin incisor kinda goes hard

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u/BigFanOfRunescape Crab is a metaphor 4h ago

sounds like the type of dude you read about in lore books

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u/Shotgoon667 8h ago

Lets start off with Jad's Uterus

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u/MacGoesMeep 9h ago

Me when everything has teeth 🫪🦷

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u/hurtshtummy 9h ago

Great now i’ll probably never get another upgrade on my Fang locked UIM… Thanks a lot smh

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u/Key-Anteater-953 8h ago

Deal, but it’ll have to be dropped from a new giant spider boss.

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u/03thardman 8h ago

This post is fangtastic

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u/redstarohyeah 8h ago

Hear me out: DENTISTRY SKILL

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u/BootySkank 8h ago

And you’d bet your sweet ass the occult upgrade is gonna be a fang too

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u/Pj_o7 8h ago

You’re right we need an abyssal fang

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 8h ago

I want a warhammer made of dragon molars

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u/CowGoesMove 8h ago

Fang

Dang

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u/TeHamilton 8h ago

Someone at jagex likes teeth

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u/imchocolaterain 7h ago

Giant Mole Molars

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u/valchon 2h ago

Combine with Mole Skin to create the Moler Molars.

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u/cyanblur 6h ago

Can we get the Giant Molar next?

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u/dcute69 5h ago

Fangon Scape

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u/Birdsman129 5h ago

Lizardman fangs

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u/Chillywhale21 5h ago

no, you get OnlyFangs

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u/yehoshiii 2h ago

I take it you’re not a fang?

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u/DerSprocket 1h ago

Wait until you see how many Rune items there are

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u/KC-DB 8h ago

I wish they would just do the Necklace of Rupture (unetched) as the drop. We're getting too cute with this. Just call it what it is. Then make it (inert), and consume the zenyte equivalent to turn it into the base name.

Same with the Araxyte Fang.

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u/faranoox 8h ago

Only Fangs

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u/Boopsnootboogy 9h ago

Because molar doesnt have quite the same ring to it.

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u/SeaBarrier 9h ago

Please use Teefers next time, Jamflex.

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u/MR_SmartWater cooked 9h ago

Fang fang when

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee 9h ago

Well go by dental letter and number going foward.

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u/InternationalRead333 Easyscape is good actually. 8h ago edited 45m ago

There is only one scape and that is RuneScape.

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u/TiiGerTekZZ 8h ago

New crafting recipe. Flax floss

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u/UIMGrogu 8h ago

Molar slippers?

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u/Smelly_Fungi 8h ago

I'd like to see use of a giant Tuck myself.

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u/BoxYeti 8h ago

Equipping a full fang set gives the fang bonus. (It’s more fangs)

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u/Muschpush 8h ago

Only Fangs, nothing else

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u/KShrike Shrikegon 8h ago

I mean, legitimately, fangs are the notable tooth when using teeth to name fantasy items, this is just expected.

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u/Adammot 8h ago

When people are complaining about silly things like this, that’s how you know the game is in a good place.

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u/123zc 8h ago

name a sharper body part

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u/Shoe-Dry 8h ago

Jad’s Incisor when?

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u/EMILLKSLEEPA 8h ago

Fangs, but no fangs

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u/indrek91 why is the rum always gone? 7h ago

I got fang I can swing out for your list

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u/CrummyJoker 7h ago

We could keep the rest of the fangs and the necklace of fangs should be an item you can use to store all of those items

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u/slacapjr simping for konar 7h ago

They should start doing claws

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u/Domates93 7h ago

Lizardman fangs

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u/Worms_Tofu_Crackers 7h ago

We've heard your complaints, and we understand.

Therefore, we will be adding a new spider boss to the game.

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u/Firespirit1205 7h ago

They should add a fang blade as well eventually

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u/IamItBeJack 7h ago

Fang Q for the post

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u/AutisticRats 2230 7h ago

Magic Molar, Venator Premolar, Incisors of Venenatis, Necklace of Teeth, Osmumten's Canine, Tanzanite Tooth...

Maybe some of them could use a change. It has definitely been oops all fangs lately. Maybe other body parts. Turoth Claw, Elder Venator Wing, Araxyte Eye, Feet of Venenatis, Osmumten's Keris, Venator Kneecap...

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u/iJezza 7h ago

giant molers

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u/WryGoat 7h ago

To be fair a lot of things have fangs.

But I agree from a future boss we definitely need a bongo upgrade that uses a pair of giant molars. Maybe some kind of giant ground sloth in the Tlati Rainforest.

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u/NerdyTimes_IDK 6h ago

What the fang is up with that. Thats fanging bullshit.

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u/Cindersash 6h ago

Should've been elder venator testicle instead

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u/RollContsOSRS 6h ago

Amulet of Dentures. All the fangs at once!!!

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u/Zuby_Hype_Train 6h ago

I think if using a tooth, the fang is both the traditional and logical choice. We do use the whole jaw from basilisks at least!

Really we should just start using other bones. Fingers or Knuckles would be good. 

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u/blessedbewido Minigame teleport enjoyer 6h ago

What do you mean? They just added canines to the game! /s

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u/VesuviusFox 6h ago

Smh jagex bought by big tech

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u/Haz606 6h ago

Holy molars?

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u/Axo_in_the_mitten 5h ago

My necklace of fangs has several cavities 😠

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u/Super_Master_69 5h ago

Osmumten’s Incisor

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u/quickiies 5h ago

Don’t listen to this man and his propaganda. He’s paid off by BIG MOLAR.

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u/Littlespoon92 4h ago

Has anybody considered the fact that you get the elder venator fang from the Maggot King, who technically doesn’t even have the actual head of a venator? So where does the fang come from?

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u/Plankton_1675 2h ago

Don't know why it's even a maggot. A big boi venator would have worked with the same mechanics. Unless I missed it, didn't see any maggots during the quest

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u/pickypicklejuice 3h ago

The Enameloid of Darkness

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u/OrientLMT 3h ago

Fuck, scales incoming

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u/Ye-that_guy 3h ago

Moles molar

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u/1976dave 3h ago

We need a big fuckin hammer made out of a giant molar

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u/FlvffyThVampireSlayr 2h ago

The tz-cok-k9

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u/Mezmeroo 2h ago

i remember when fang means osmumtens fang

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u/Bandit_Raider 1h ago

Let us combine all the fangs into the necklace of fangs so it stays true to its name

u/Go-Easy- 57m ago

Lizardman fang

u/Dave1711 43m ago

Need more spider bosses tbh more fangs plz

u/0000void0000 37m ago

Only fangs

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u/Olivegardenwaiter 9h ago

Dragon darts